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"The proportional gun of a spider"
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Mar 28, 2019 01:09
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Mar 28, 2019 01:56
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As if UN talks are that easy.
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Mar 28, 2019 02:50
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Auntie May, on the other hand, will stay up all night 
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Mar 28, 2019 03:10
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"alright, you can stop pounding" / 
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Mar 28, 2019 03:20
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Yessss Uncle Octy time 
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Mar 28, 2019 04:36
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Johnny Walker posted:And they all did it dirt cheap. Three months an eternity-- lady, you don't know how right you are.
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Mar 28, 2019 07:12
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So 2014 - 2019 = 5 years to 3 months spider time!
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Mar 28, 2019 07:38
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 Peter: "Did someone say 'mints'?"
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Mar 28, 2019 16:31
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ENTER: THE VULTURE
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Mar 28, 2019 16:38
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Johnny Walker posted:And they all did it dirt cheap. Is that the Stranger?
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Mar 28, 2019 16:40
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"I bribed the safety inspector to close down the theater so that you would be available to star in my movie  "
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Mar 28, 2019 17:03
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Mar 28, 2019 19:12
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Doc Ock will not sully his good hands with writing on paper.
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Mar 28, 2019 19:14
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He's a very polite villian Mrs. Parker, I hope this letter finds you well. I came calling on you at 11 am this morning but, sadly, you were not at home. I do sincerely wish to apologize for attempting to disturb you at your home without prior notice, as I know it was most inconsiderate. Please be assured, however, that. In doing so, I was not motivated by disrespect for your person or your busy schedule. Indeed, my only motivation in making such a surprise call was your kidnapping, which is part of a most devious and ingenious plan (if I might say so without unseemly boasting) to hold the city ransom and get revenge on my nemesis Spider-Man. I shall try again around 2 PM if that is convenient for you. My best regards to both you and to your nephew Peter. Yours truly, Otto Octavius
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Mar 28, 2019 19:45
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Oh man, Newspaper Uncle Ock! Even with the ancient art and Pete's brain not quite bludgeoned smooth, this is going to be magical.
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Mar 28, 2019 20:06
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Where's Willie Lumpkin?
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Mar 28, 2019 21:07
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I don't think I've even seen "Forest Hills!" written with an exclamation mark, even by someone writing about tennis.
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Mar 28, 2019 22:45
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gleebster posted:I don't think I've even seen "Forest Hills!" written with an exclamation mark, even by someone writing about tennis. It kinda looks like a PG version of "loving Hell!" doesn't it
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Mar 28, 2019 22:47
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Spidey's cock-block sense is tingling! 
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Mar 29, 2019 01:12
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 If it's in a newspaper, it's true, Peter.
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Mar 29, 2019 01:27
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Jerusalem posted:Spidey's cock-block sense is tingling! ...Are you implying he wants to bone his aunt?
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Mar 29, 2019 01:29
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heavy thinker is a very accurate description of peter. it's not actually a compliment, of course.
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Mar 29, 2019 01:36
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JJJ follows the Trump school of celebration, I see. And lost time probably isn't a new thing for anyone who takes as many blows to the head as Peter.
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Mar 29, 2019 01:40
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Overuse of the word beautiful, celebrating with Big Macs and full of Fake News. JJJ is DJT.
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Mar 29, 2019 01:42
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I absolutely love how Peters first reaction to the news isn't something sensible like "Someone must be trying to frame me!" No, it's straight up "But how could Spiderman commit crimes when Peter Park was no where near there? Unless, my God, Spiderman has secretly been Spiderman this whole time!".
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Mar 29, 2019 01:50
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Pulsarcat posted:I absolutely love how Peters first reaction to the news isn't something sensible like "Someone must be trying to frame me!" An imposter is more likely but Spider-Man's history would give him some reasons to think maybe it was him.
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Mar 29, 2019 02:01
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Saoshyant posted:
Can I recommend you encase these in [timg] tags instead of [img] tags, so they don't go smashing the tables every time you post them?
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Mar 29, 2019 02:08
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 The images should auto-shrink to stop the tables from breaking(and they're doing that for me, even on my work computer with a relatively small resolution). They've done that for a while.
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Mar 29, 2019 02:14
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Alternatively, if it's imgur, and you don't care about preserving the finer details, you can prepend a lowercase L before the .jpg in the url to post imgur's "large thumbnail" which is like 1024x768 or something. Like, if the link is imgur.com/oxoxoxo.jpg, post it as imgur.com/oxoxoxol.jpg
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Mar 29, 2019 02:32
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Phy posted:Alternatively, if it's imgur, and you don't care about preserving the finer details, you can prepend a lowercase L before the .jpg in the url to post imgur's "large thumbnail" which is like 1024x768 or something. h is better. Eg. https://i.imgur.com/Cw4J16Rh.jpg 
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Mar 29, 2019 02:35
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I find that L isn't good enough and mostly put in H
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Mar 29, 2019 02:38
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Are you people browsing on CRT monitors.
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Mar 29, 2019 02:41
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We're posting 70s NSM now, it's only appropriate.
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Mar 29, 2019 02:48
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I didn't know about H. Ok,
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Mar 29, 2019 02:57
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All these images are really taxing the limits of my dialup.
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Mar 29, 2019 04:02
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wait a second, where are the sundays?
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Mar 29, 2019 05:25
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Digamma-F-Wau posted:wait a second, where are the sundays? Next to the saturdays?
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JJJ being a loving skinflint buying Big Macs for a celebration is the best.RatHat posted:...Are you implying he wants to bone his aunt? No, that he wants to keep his Aunt from getting boned by the portly men she loves. And it makes me mad
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