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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
The Mongolian Experience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE&t=60s

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Quantum of Phallus posted:

That was the worst Raw in a long time

It turns out that a lot of wrestling and no talking is not what anyone wants.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

the viking experience

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Grant DaNasty posted:

I'm looking forward to the reaction THE VIKING EXPERIENCE gets when they go back to NXT to drop the belts.

You know what this means, right? It means its not unlikely that Hanson and Rowe drop the titles to the FORGOTTEN SONS.

This is truly the darkest timeline. :suicide:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Aphrodite posted:

It turns out that a lot of wrestling and no talking is not what anyone wants.

More Sami dancing is what the people wanted.

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

When does AEW start? They will almost definitely deserve my time more

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Push El Burrito posted:

More Sami dancing is what the people wanted.

That Sami segment last night was incredible

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Alan_Shore posted:

When does AEW start? They will almost definitely deserve my time more

5 weeks away :unsmith:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
a biking experience

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Is it supposed to be canon that Lacey Evans banged a McMahon?

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

Chris James 2 posted:

5 weeks away :unsmith:

We can do this... together!

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness
Sure, 2 am creative meetings and day of the show rewrites are hard but without it, gems like viking experience just wouldn't be possible.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Neodoomium posted:

The Viking Experience is an extremely stupid name, but its it any dumber than the following names:

The Killer Bees

We accept those dumb names!

Jerusalem posted:

My friends and I used to giggle at what a silly name The Killer Bees were :)

...I.. I loved The Killer Bees, Jumping Jim Brunzell was my 2nd favorite WWF wrestler after Hogan when I was a kid :shobon:

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

Neodoomium posted:

The Viking Experience is an extremely stupid name, but its it any dumber than the following names:

What makes the Viking Experience dumber is that they already had a better name that they decided to replace with the Viking Experience.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 days!

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

a biking experience

Triple H may be bi a lot of things but king is not one of them

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

SatansOnion posted:

the Experience Express, whose gimmick is that they like to go out and try new things :v:

The Damien Sandow Experience

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


long-rear end nips Diane posted:

the viking experience

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

Aphrodite posted:

It turns out that a lot of wrestling and no talking is not what anyone wants.

The actual TVE match was a good TV match and so was the Bálor/Andrade match :shrug:

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Alan_Shore posted:

When does AEW start? They will almost definitely deserve my time more

AEW doesn't exist it's a pyramid scheme.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Chris James 2 posted:

5 weeks away :unsmith:

isnt that just a ppv and TV wont start until october

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Raskolnikov38 posted:

isnt that just a ppv and TV wont start until october

Yes but they can watch the PPV over and over again every Monday and Tuesday for 5 months

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Triple H may be bi a lot of things but king is not one of them

The bi-king of bi-kings, the asslicker, the urethral assassin...

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
just wanted y'all to know I'm still loling at the viking experience

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


You open your mouth, but cannot cry out for the Viking Experience is all around you

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS

Raskolnikov38 posted:

isnt that just a ppv and TV wont start until october

It looks like there will be monthly PPVs until then: Double or Nothing in May, Fyter Fest in June, Fight for the Fallen in July, then presumably All In 2 in August/September

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Low Desert Punk posted:

just wanted y'all to know I'm still loling at the viking experience

We all are man we all are

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
Is the target demographic for WWE basically just Vince at this point? This show has the weirdest loving presentation, and feels like its made for a hypothetical audience that doesn't actually exist. Like just even listening to the commentary, how the product is presented visually, I wonder who the hell this show is for.

Pretty much every non wrestling fan I've exposed to WWE through various Big 4 watch parties, etc, thinks the product is corny as hell, but are way more receptive to NXT/NJPW or indie clips that go viral. So it's like, not for casual non wrestling fans who are open to the idea of wrestling, and it's not for hardcore wrestling fans. Who is this goddamn show for? Who wants to hear Michael Cole sell gimmicks in the cheesiest way possible, while cartoon gunshot and wood creaking sound effects are playing, followed by Corey and Renee bickering about dumb bullshit???

e: The Viking Experience

Tomahawk fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Apr 16, 2019

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I had a Viking Experience at EPCOT before they replaced it with the Frozen ride, I always considered it one of the hidden gems of the park.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Raskolnikov38 posted:

isnt that just a ppv and TV wont start until october

It's the first PPV, and then there's at least 2 more PPVs plus the CEO event, and then the TV

ed: Tomahawk covered it already

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

Tomahawk posted:

Is the target demographic for WWE basically just Vince at this point?

Vince is closer demographic wise to the average Raw viewer than anyone here.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 days!
One of my exes said she had never had a Viking experience before. I felt our relationship was secure enough to withstand her indulging her curiosity. She ended up leaving me, so that she could lead her thralls in bloody combat against the Saxons :sigh:

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Tomahawk posted:

Is the target demographic for WWE basically just Vince at this point? This show has the weirdest loving presentation, and feels like its made for a hypothetical audience that doesn't actually exist. Like just even listening to the commentary, how the product is presented visually, I wonder who the hell this show is for.

Pretty much every non wrestling fan I've exposed to WWE through various Big 4 watch parties, etc, thinks the product is corny as hell, but are way more receptive to NXT/NJPW or indie clips that go viral. So it's like, not for casual non wrestling fans who are open to the idea of wrestling, and it's not for hardcore wrestling fans. Who is this goddamn show for? Who wants to hear Michael Cole sell gimmicks in the cheesiest way possible, while cartoon gunshot and wood creaking sound effects are playing, followed by Corey and Renee bickering about dumb bullshit???

e: The Viking Experience

Yes. WWE is Vince smashing his action figures together.

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.
If you are the kind of person who participates in wrestling anything for more than 5 hours a week you are not the target demographic, no.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Angry Grimace posted:

person who participates in wrestling anything for more than 5 hours a week

That sounds awful

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
life is about the viking experiences you have

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

DarkstarIV posted:

You know what this means, right? It means its not unlikely that Hanson and Rowe drop the titles to the FORGOTTEN SONS.

This is truly the darkest timeline. :suicide:

Oh God. Oh God no.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
The Viking Experience.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvg7rPJEKJc

In which cm punks mma career continues on trajectory

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i will once again say, at great personal risk, that i did not watch this CRAPPOLA. but unlike previous times where i'd left it at that, i will say this time, that i'm glad you all had a great time watching it and hope you have more good times to come. i saw the viking experience fight the young bucks in PWG back in the day. heck of a match-iola.

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