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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

marshmallow creep posted:

Was this the thread where someone posted a tweet with a kind of cheat sheet chart to Jewish holidays with a matrix of yes/no questions like "Did they try to kill us? Did we live? Do we eat?" I remember it and want to find it again but Twitter is a hell site and I can't find it.

I couldn't find it but Google gave me this which was worth the search

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Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

TBF Communism does usually fail. What we should do is capitalism just with stringent checks and balances to make sure everyone benefits but that's socialism and if Facebook taught me anything it's that socialism is communism and are the real Nazis.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Croatoan posted:

TBF Communism does usually fail. What we should do is capitalism just with stringent checks and balances to make sure everyone benefits but that's socialism and if Facebook taught me anything it's that socialism is communism and are the real Nazis.

This is worth going in my "chaff to throw at someone before making my discreet escape" file

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Croatoan posted:

TBF Communism does usually fail. What we should do is capitalism just with stringent checks and balances to make sure everyone benefits but that's socialism and if Facebook taught me anything it's that socialism is communism and are the real Nazis.

Communism works all the time. Most families are communist, small agrarian villages and tribal societies throughout history have often been, at least internally, communist. Nobody has had a particularly good time trying to scale it up past a few hundred people, yet.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




marshmallow creep posted:

Was this the thread where someone posted a tweet with a kind of cheat sheet chart to Jewish holidays with a matrix of yes/no questions like "Did they try to kill us? Did we live? Do we eat?" I remember it and want to find it again but Twitter is a hell site and I can't find it.

Here ya go:

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


Thank you.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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EightDeer
Dec 2, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/rnQ5K6T.mp4

Skratchez
Dec 28, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Hmm, same but the pen behind my ear

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Hate too forget the pen I'm suckling at my teat

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Wait...that's a shell? I always thought it was a saddle

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Yoshi's are just cute koopahs

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Turtlicious posted:

Yoshi's are just cutepahs

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

same but nuggets

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Wait...that's a shell? I always thought it was a saddle

It's a shell that's used as a saddle. Apparently Yoshi was originally going to be a type of koopa so that's why it has a shell.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


It's amazing to think IGN has actually been successful doing this for so loving long.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Turtlicious posted:

Yoshi's are just cute koopahs

Koopas are already cute though.


Elohssa Gib posted:

I just couldn't remember if it was the one that ate bad rabbit pellets or the one that got scared to death via fireworks.

Rabbits are basically tiny horses.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Ghost Leviathan posted:

Rabbits are basically tiny horses.



Rabbits are tiny greyhounds. :colbert:

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006


This, but with my phone while I'm staring at my phone.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


This but like, for real

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right



Normal Al Yankovic

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Which came first?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Snowglobe of Doom posted:



Normal Al Yankovic
Sexy Al Yankovic :colbert:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:



NormAl Yankovic

Goddamnit it's right there

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

bike tory posted:

Which came first?



i will gently caress you and the horse you rode in on

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Detective No. 27 posted:

This, but with my phone while I'm staring at my phone.

I once spent an hour tearing my place apart trying to find my glasses.

Then it occurred to me that I could see what the gently caress I was doing. I was wearing them.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

I once spent an hour tearing my place apart trying to find my glasses.

Then it occurred to me that I could see what the gently caress I was doing. I was wearing them.

That's exactly what it's like if I ever fall asleep with my glasses on.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Mock the Cross posted:



Oh, Berserk, when did we go so very, very wrong.

A few pages back, but this is the first time I've noticed the background characters sliding to the right for whatever reason.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
Yeah the new Berserk anime is a train wreck

https://twitter.com/dodonpahchi/status/870135160728989696?s=20

IIRC part of the issue was originally they had a different, better looking CGI program that they realized wouldn’t work last minute so they had to animate the show over like 2 months or something when they should’ve had a year.

RatHat has a new favorite as of 11:35 on Apr 21, 2019

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Snowglobe of Doom posted:



Normal Al Yankovic

This unsettles me

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Dude's turning 60 this year. He might live forever.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

Trig Discipline posted:

i will gently caress you and the horse you rode in on

Please calm down Mr. Vice President

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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RatHat posted:

Yeah the new Berserk anime is a train wreck

https://twitter.com/dodonpahchi/status/870135160728989696?s=20

IIRC part of the issue was originally they had a different, better looking CGI program that they realized wouldn’t work last minute so they had to animate the show over like 2 months or something when they should’ve had a year.

They should've just got the Kemono Friends people to do it

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34atu3WGUgc

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

FFS this one isn't even a picture.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Who, exactly, celebrates Tzom Gedaliah, Lag BaOmer, Tzom Tammuz, or Tisha B'Av?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Ak Gara posted:

Who, exactly, celebrates Tzom Gedaliah, Lag BaOmer, Tzom Tammuz, or Tisha B'Av?

those are Babylon 5 characters

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I guess they must be the fake Jewish holy days they invented to get more days off work that your racist uncle was always complaining about

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PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Michael Berryman used to teach chess?

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