2019 NFL Draft GDT

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

kiimo posted:

Alex Trebek sounds bad for the first time

I know he has cancer but what does he have to do with anything tonight?

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:07

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# ? May 14, 2024 12:35

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Jeopardy came on right after the draft here.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:08

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

kiimo posted:

Jeopardy came on right after the draft here.

Oh. Yeah he�s got a death sentence

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:09

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

https://twitter.com/Jimmy_Durkin/status/1121626991709450241

hmm

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:09

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

No Irish Need Imply posted:

lol way to parrot what actual bengals fans posted

id rather eat my own dick than be an "ACTUAL" bengals fan

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:09

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

No Irish Need Imply posted:

gimme that draftermath thread

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3888075

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:12

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Play posted:

id rather eat my own dick than be an "ACTUAL" bengals fan

lol says the guy proud of correctly predicting the bengals pick

andy ride or die bitch

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:15

Dom is Here: Nov 11, 2016; Lipstick Apathy

surf rock posted:

Last year, I stayed at a Courtyard by Marriott hotel in Dayton, Ohio. There were ZERO other people staying at the hotel during my three-day stay and here's what happened:

- The person at the desk greeted me by my first name before I even said hello (because I was the ONLY RESERVATION)
- They had me spin a big wheel to win a free prize; I won a free item from the gift shop
- They asked me if I was going to come to breakfast in the morning; if not, they wouldn't make it and would instead give me a $10 voucher for the Hooters down the road
- There were two really, really bad drawings of Andy Dalton taped to a giant "we sponsor the NFL!!!" sign in the lobby
- When I got to my room, there was a water bottle with my name printed on the label
- When I left each morning, the person at the desk asked what I was going to do that day

That is my Courtyard by Marriott, Official Hotel of the NFL, story.

This loving rules

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:16

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

No Irish Need Imply posted:

lol says the guy proud of correctly predicting the bengals pick

andy ride or die bitch

the bangals are a great team and a proud franchise and there is nothing wrong with predicting their picks. and you call yourself a bangals fan shame on you

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:22

skipdogg: Nov 29, 2004; Resident SRT-4 Expert

Arizona should take Greedy next round, if not the best OL available

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:23

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Play posted:

the bangals are a great team and a proud franchise and there is nothing wrong with predicting their picks. and you call yourself a bangals fan shame on you

It's just another Manic Monday.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:25

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

skipdogg posted:

Arizona should take Greedy next round, if not the best OL available

If my team had the first pick I'd be screaming for one of the three wide receivers at that position.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:27

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Grittybeard posted:

It's just another Manic Monday.

gently caress you if you hear the bengals and Eternal Flame isnt your immediate thought

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:32

skipdogg: Nov 29, 2004; Resident SRT-4 Expert

kiimo posted:

If my team had the first pick I'd be screaming for one of the three wide receivers at that position.

Yeah, I can see that. Not a huge pressing need for AZ right now. OL is probably the most pressing, but I don�t think you can pass up the next Patrick Peterson either. Greedy and P2 on the same team? Sheesh

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:33

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

skipdogg posted:

Yeah, I can see that. Not a huge pressing need for AZ right now. OL is probably the most pressing, but I don�t think you can pass up the next Patrick Peterson either. Greedy and P2 on the same team? Sheesh

They need that OL so bad though. I mean you watched their games last year right. they may not have a choice

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:42

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

And Jawaan Taylor is just sitting there.

Or if his knee really is destroyed Cody Ford.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 06:05

Stanley Tucheetos: May 15, 2012

kiimo posted:

And Jawaan Taylor is just sitting there.

Or if his knee really is destroyed Cody Ford.

I'd be down with Cody Ford and Kylar Murray on the same team.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 06:20

skipdogg: Nov 29, 2004; Resident SRT-4 Expert

Play posted:

They need that OL so bad though. I mean you watched their games last year right. they may not have a choice

Their track record on drafting oline is so bad though

# ? Apr 26, 2019 06:29

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Stanley Tucheetos posted:

I'd be down with Cody Ford and Kylar Murray on the same team.

They could also get AJ Brown.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 07:24

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Honestly hoping the Vikings move up and grab an OT today.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 16:25

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

kiimo posted:

And Jawaan Taylor is just sitting there.

Or if his knee really is destroyed Cody Ford.

"Lance Zierlein is a draft scout for NFL.com and is also a radio host here in Houston
He has a lot of contacts in NFL front offices and is usually spot on with insider info. He indicated that he heard an "awful" rumor going around about Jawaan Taylor�which didn�t sound related to injury. Though he would not say on air what it was. I�ve been googling this morning to try and find it, but so far nothing.

Super helpful and trustworthy insight, I know�. Has anyone heard anything?"

Read this in the comments of some article about Taylor - if any goon wants to look into this, that would be interesting if true.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 22:35

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

In the green room he read off the avengers endgame spoilers to all the other players and team and league execs.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 22:38

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

I love the undefeated Bengals draft

# ? Apr 26, 2019 22:40

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Blitz7x posted:

https://twitter.com/Jimmy_Durkin/status/1121626991709450241

hmm

Even if he lives up to the billing, they couldn't have traded down and coaxed even a little something from the Giants, Lions, or Bills? Even just a 2020 third or something?

# ? Apr 26, 2019 22:43

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

ELO Musk posted:

"Lance Zierlein is a draft scout for NFL.com and is also a radio host here in Houston
He has a lot of contacts in NFL front offices and is usually spot on with insider info. He indicated that he heard an "awful" rumor going around about Jawaan Taylor�which didn�t sound related to injury. Though he would not say on air what it was. I�ve been googling this morning to try and find it, but so far nothing.

Super helpful and trustworthy insight, I know�. Has anyone heard anything?"

Read this in the comments of some article about Taylor - if any goon wants to look into this, that would be interesting if true.

From what I understand, he interviewed terribly at the combine. Haven't heard anything else though.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 22:49

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Draft order tonight:

ROUND 2, FIGHT:

33. Arizona
34. Indianapolis (from N.Y. Jets) - Darnold Trade
35. Oakland
36. San Francisco
37. Seahawks (from N.Y. Giants) - Some dumb 1st round trade
38. Jacksonville
39. Tampa Bay
40. Buffalo
41. Denver
42. Cincinnati
43. Detroit
44. Green Bay
45. Rams (From Atlanta) - Some dumb 1st round trade
46. Colts (From Washington) - Some dumb 1st round trade
47. Carolina
48. Miami
49. Cleveland
50. Minnesota
51. Tennessee
52. Broncos (from Pittsburgh) - Some dumb 1st round trade
53. Philadelphia (from Baltimore) - Lamar Jackson
54. Houston (from Seattle) - Duane Brown
55. Houston
56. New England (from Chicago) - From Bears moving up last year.
57. Philadelphia
58. Dallas
59. Indianapolis
60. L.A. Chargers
61. Kansas City
62. New Orleans
63. Kansas City (from L.A. Rams) - Marcus Peters
64. New England

Round 3 BEGIN (to change the channel to something else):

65. Arizona
66. Pittsburgh (from Oakland) - Antonio Brown.
67. San Francisco
68. N.Y. Jets
69. Jacksonville
70. Tampa Bay
71. Denver
72. Cincinnati
73. New England (from Detroit) - Traded for a 2018 4th.
74. Buffalo
75. Green Bay
76. Washington
77. Carolina
78. Miami
79. Rams (from Atlanta) - Some dumb 1st round trade.
80. Cleveland
81. Minnesota
82. Tennessee
83. Pittsburgh
84. Kansas City
85. Baltimore
86. Houston
87. Chicago
88. Detroit (from Philadelphia) - Golden Tate
89. Indianapolis
90. Dallas
91. L.A. Chargers
92. Seattle
93. N.Y. Jets (from New Orleans) - Teddy Bridgewater
94. L.A. Rams
95. N.Y. Giants (from New England through Cleveland) - First for Danny Shelton then as the other part of the Odell trade.
--- Comp Picks ---
96. Washington*
97. New England*
98. Jacksonville (from L.A. Rams)* - Dante Fowler Jr.
99. L.A. Rams*
100. Carolina*
101. New England*
102. Baltimore*

Kalli fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Apr 26, 2019

# ? Apr 26, 2019 22:50

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Kalli posted:

Draft order tonight:

45. Atlanta

79. Atlanta

Both of these are Rams picks now fwiw

# ? Apr 26, 2019 22:51

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

weird Asian candy posted:

Both of these are Rams picks now fwiw

Yeah, list didn't have last night's trades, fixed.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 22:55

TheFlyingLlama: Jan 2, 2013; You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?

ELO Musk posted:

"Lance Zierlein is a draft scout for NFL.com and is also a radio host here in Houston
He has a lot of contacts in NFL front offices and is usually spot on with insider info. He indicated that he heard an "awful" rumor going around about Jawaan Taylor�which didn�t sound related to injury. Though he would not say on air what it was. I�ve been googling this morning to try and find it, but so far nothing.

Super helpful and trustworthy insight, I know�. Has anyone heard anything?"

Read this in the comments of some article about Taylor - if any goon wants to look into this, that would be interesting if true.

I've heard he's expected to go early today (possibly teams trading up for him even) and haven't really heard anything about his drop other than the knee thing

will be real interesting to see where he goes though

# ? Apr 26, 2019 23:06

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

https://twitter.com/pftcommenter/status/1121771403823415296?s=21

# ? Apr 26, 2019 23:34

EmbryoSteve: Dec 18, 2004; Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

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sportsgenius86 posted:

https://twitter.com/pftcommenter/status/1121771403823415296?s=21

not usually a huge fan of PFTcommenter but lmao

# ? Apr 26, 2019 23:38

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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sportsgenius86 posted:

https://twitter.com/pftcommenter/status/1121771403823415296?s=21

Is this like Kickstarter where you get different rewards for different pledges?

# ? Apr 26, 2019 23:55

TSBX: Apr 24, 2010

Anybody have a link to the ESPN stream with the TFF types? Is this also the 2nd day GDT?

# ? Apr 26, 2019 23:59

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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TSBX posted:

Anybody have a link to the ESPN stream with the TFF types? Is this also the 2nd day GDT?

Unless someone makes a new one, might as well keep this one.

# ? Apr 27, 2019 00:00

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

3 picks today. Don't gently caress this up Marty.

# ? Apr 27, 2019 00:05

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Kalli posted:

Draft order tonight:

ROUND 2, FIGHT:

66. Pittsburgh (from Oakland) - Antonio Brown.

all ears

# ? Apr 27, 2019 00:06

Rectal Placenta: Feb 25, 2011

Very underwhelming boos

# ? Apr 27, 2019 00:08

TSBX: Apr 24, 2010

And here we loving go.

Goodell drunk again.

# ? Apr 27, 2019 00:08

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# ? Apr 27, 2019 00:09

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