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Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Xarbala posted:

That's just mud, right?

Probably, but mud in large quantities is terrifying on the same level of avalanches and mega tsunamis.

# ? Apr 30, 2019 13:56

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# ? May 30, 2024 05:21

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I think they meant mud as opposed to, like

# ? Apr 30, 2019 13:59

Torquemada: Oct 21, 2010; Drei GlÃ¤ser

It has sound, and the onlookers don�t seem to find it that funny, a few wry snorts is what it sounds like. If it was pigshit or something they�d be laughing so hard they�d drop the camera.

# ? Apr 30, 2019 14:06

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Data Graham posted:

I think they meant mud as opposed to, like

I imagine that manure would be terrifying as well under similar circumstances.

# ? Apr 30, 2019 14:10

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Reminder that a bunch of people died in molasses:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood

quote:

The Great Molasses Flood, also known as the Boston Molasses Disaster or the Great Boston Molasses Flood, and sometimes referred to locally as the Boston Molassacre

# ? Apr 30, 2019 14:25

Torquemada: Oct 21, 2010; Drei GlÃ¤ser

Fortean Times once reported a guy was crushed by a quarter ton of marshmallows.

# ? Apr 30, 2019 14:29

Flash Gordon Ramsay: Sep 28, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Torquemada posted:

Fortean Times once reported a guy was crushed by a quarter ton of marshmallows.

How much does that weigh compared to a quarter ton of steel?

# ? Apr 30, 2019 14:29

ewiley: Jul 9, 2003; More trash for the trash fire

Xarbala posted:

That's just mud, right?

# ? Apr 30, 2019 14:35

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

How much does that weigh compared to a quarter ton of steel?

The quarter ton of marshmallows would weigh less. Obviously.

# ? Apr 30, 2019 14:37

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Solice Kirsk posted:

The quarter ton of marshmallows would weigh less. Obviously.

Actually the quarter ton of marshmallows would probably weigh more. (Fortean Times was a British publication, the British long ton is 2,240 pounds/1,016.05 kg.)

# ? Apr 30, 2019 14:41

mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Actually the quarter ton of marshmallows would probably weigh more. (Fortean Times was a British publication, the British long ton is 2,240 pounds/1,016.05 kg.)

Oh my, that�s very *leans in to whisper to friend �whats a good lie to tell a tedious but well meaning dip whose heart you don�t want to break?�Mm? I don�t know if they�ll buy that. Oh, all right.* interesting!

# ? Apr 30, 2019 15:15

Jabor: Jul 16, 2010; #1 Loser at SpaceChem

A ton of feathers weighs the same as a ton of bricks, but an ounce of gold is definitely heavier than an ounce of plastic.

# ? Apr 30, 2019 16:40

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

The new Jon Bois Chart Party starts with a story of a rigged boxing match refereed by Wyatt Earp, who was arrested at it for bringing a gun to the ring. It's kinda cool that punchsports have been the same level of super sketchy forever.

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# ? Apr 30, 2019 17:15

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Saint Freak posted:

It's kinda cool that punchsports have been the same level of super sketchy forever.

The recorded history of boxing's sketchiness goes back thousands of years. Eupolus of Thessaly was caught bribing his three opponents to throw their boxing matches in the 98th Olympics way back in 388 BC, and the judges were so pissed off they erected a statue so that no one would ever forget.

# ? Apr 30, 2019 17:40

Rascar Capac: Aug 31, 2016; Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

https://twitter.com/stereogum/status/1123276783703470081?s=21

Very carefully.

# ? Apr 30, 2019 18:44

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Rascar Capac posted:

https://twitter.com/stereogum/status/1123276783703470081?s=21

Very carefully.

Viral marketing for the Sonic moving going in an odd direction.

# ? Apr 30, 2019 18:50

d3lness: Feb 19, 2011; Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...

Samovar posted:

Viral marketing for the Sonic moving going in an odd direction.

If it's from a hedgehog, it's probably bacterial and not viral.

# ? Apr 30, 2019 19:03

gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

https://twitter.com/MW_Unrest/status/1123000596469092353?s=19

I hope this is real.

# ? Apr 30, 2019 19:04

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

d3lness posted:

If it's from a hedgehog, it's probably bacterial and not viral.

# ? Apr 30, 2019 19:06

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

gbut posted:

https://twitter.com/MW_Unrest/status/1123000596469092353?s=19

I hope this is real.

https://twitter.com/mw_unrest/status/1123039622508969984

# ? Apr 30, 2019 19:27

Mr. Fall Down Terror: Jan 24, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

gbut posted:

https://twitter.com/MW_Unrest/status/1123000596469092353?s=19

I hope this is real.

it is a real antifa flyer dressed up as if it were from the city

# ? Apr 30, 2019 20:55

gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

So it's real :yayclod:

# ? Apr 30, 2019 21:04

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Police: Motorcyclist Crashes While Flipping Off Woman On Highway

# ? Apr 30, 2019 21:13

Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

luxury handset posted:

it is a real antifa flyer dressed up as if it were from the city

�Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I did place that envelope under that half a ton of garbage.�

# ? Apr 30, 2019 22:03

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

https://i.imgur.com/AkPutDD.mp4

# ? Apr 30, 2019 22:06

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

The Sexual Shiite posted:

“Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I did place that envelope under that half a ton of garbage.”

Antifa's Restaurant?

# ? Apr 30, 2019 22:16

Coxswain Balls: Jun 4, 2001

gbut posted:

https://twitter.com/MW_Unrest/status/1123000596469092353?s=19

I hope this is real.

Is there really a "Rhodesia Avenue" in Atlanta? Who the eff signed off on that one.

# ? Apr 30, 2019 22:47

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Coxswain Balls posted:

Is there really a "Rhodesia Avenue" in Atlanta? Who the eff signed off on that one.

Some white guy, probably.

# ? Apr 30, 2019 22:51

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Coxswain Balls posted:

Is there really a "Rhodesia Avenue" in Atlanta? Who the eff signed off on that one.

There�s a rumor that Atlanta has so many Peachtree Streets because of an ordnance banning black people from buying homes on Peachtree. I can�t find any corroboration though.

# ? Apr 30, 2019 23:01

Standard Measure: Sep 5, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Calaveron posted:

Oh man that�s kinda like how it�s really, really hard to find a European/american name that does not have any letters from the name Carlos in it

Quentin, Kevin, Judith, and a couple others I can�t recall

there's loving tonnes mate

# ? Apr 30, 2019 23:08

Meatgrinder: Jul 11, 2003; Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48113953

Murdering white women is where we draw the line, sir!

# ? Apr 30, 2019 23:25

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Meatgrinder posted:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48113953

Murdering white women is where we draw the line, sir!

Black cop, white woman, he was doomed from the start

# ? May 1, 2019 00:15

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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gbut posted:

https://twitter.com/MW_Unrest/status/1123000596469092353?s=19

I hope this is real.

Looks like I need to book a trip to Atlanta with a very large plastic lined suitcase.

# ? May 1, 2019 00:36

Calaveron: Aug 7, 2006

Standard Measure posted:

there's loving tonnes mate

Go for it, I remembered Ivette too

# ? May 1, 2019 00:38

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Australian Politics update.

Dude who wants to gently caress a centaur - still in
Dude who is working on making a robot wife and destroyed a tech conference by getting Steve Bannon to be keynote speaker and making it all about robot wives - still in
Dude who was racist against Muslims - out
https://twitter.com/politicsabc/status/1123357066288979968

# ? May 1, 2019 00:40

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
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Today, in the Jacob Wohl Is Still An Incompetent Goober Incapable Of Even Doing Crime Well file:
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/man-says-buttigieg-never-assaulted-him-blames-conservative-activists-claim-n1000241

# ? May 1, 2019 00:55

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Baron von Eevl posted:

Today, in the Jacob Wohl Is Still An Incompetent Goober Incapable Of Even Doing Crime Well file:
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/man-says-buttigieg-never-assaulted-him-blames-conservative-activists-claim-n1000241

Wohl is playing nth dimensional chess and building up a "too stupid to know it was a crime" defence.

# ? May 1, 2019 00:59