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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
does anyone know how to purchase peanut butter without raising suspicion?

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1124714854495875077


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darvaza_gas_crater

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

so strong!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook
Sure wish I could do something about this predicament that didn't involve sedition or some other federal offense, but alas, am white so just some sort of powerless suckdem by default

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1124714269973590021

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Dolphin posted:

does anyone know how to purchase peanut butter without raising suspicion?

With a gun

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
https://joebiden.info

Which one of you did this

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Dolphin posted:

does anyone know how to purchase peanut butter without raising suspicion?

Just buy it with jelly duh

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

"use the force, harry" - captain picard

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

But is he really racist though? I haven't heard him say the N word... but he did watch Get Shorty like 50 times...

:thunk:

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Dolphin posted:

does anyone know how to purchase peanut butter without raising suspicion?

preemptively accuse the shopkeeper of kinkshaming, then give them a locked on death stare as you back out of the shop with the peanut butter

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1124698481996832768
the replies are 90% people furiously defending the honor of Hillary's hot sauce usage, i love our beautiful hellworld

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
I'm at a town hall for my rep Zoe Lofgren if there are any funny succdem updates maybe i'll post them, maybe I won't

you're not the boss of me

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Hillary Clinton lost an election to Donald loving Trump and people still like her lmao

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/mondomascots/status/1124717835542863873?s=19

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


during the civil war donade tromp led the piss raiders 2 victory at the battle of bloody river, defeating the killary brigade of northern agression

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

ArmZ posted:

white people are so god drat stupid

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Dolphin posted:

does anyone know how to purchase peanut butter without raising suspicion?

Buy 20 jars of jelly, 2 loaves of bread, 1 jar of PB and a bunch of knives and you should be OK.

Silver Nitrate
Oct 17, 2005

WHAT
happy 31st birthday to the PEPCON disaster. a literal rocket fuel factory caught on fire. it was the largest non nuclear explosion in the us.

https://twitter.com/historynevada/status/1124716606746238976?s=21

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


do they put u 2 death for that or am I thinking Singapore?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Squizzle posted:

i recognize posters based on their reg dates

Personally I recognize posters by their killing intent

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Basic Poster posted:

Just buy it with jelly duh
what the gently caress am i going to do with jelly

e: nevermind i figured it out

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

At first I was thinking that was some pretty lazy marijuana art there but then I was thinking :hmmyes:...

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
where's the ring

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Bearjew posted:

going to get my dog some opioids

I hope your dog feels better, friend bear.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




dads friend steve posted:

do they put u 2 death for that or am I thinking Singapore?

singapore is where you get caned for chewing gum

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Dolphin posted:

where's the ring

It was inside you all along.

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme
This is all basically true and kind of scares the hell out of me.

https://twitter.com/umairh/status/1124374498969518081

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Hamelekim posted:

This is all basically true and kind of scares the hell out of me.

https://twitter.com/umairh/status/1124374498969518081

:ohno:

Not reading that, I'm already melting down over Biden as it is.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
I had a funny post ready to go then I smoked a bit and forgot it

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Rah! posted:

during the civil war donade tromp led the piss raiders 2 victory at the battle of bloody river, defeating the killary brigade of northern agression

wow trum

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Bearjew posted:

wow trum

who?

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme

RandomBlue posted:

:ohno:

Not reading that, I'm already melting down over Biden as it is.

With or without Biden the US is basically screwed because of the Senate and Judiciary. They are literally dumping extreme judges into the courts right now and have been the entire time they have owned the Senate. The Democrats are too cowardly to take action, or too delusional and believe that everything will just work out once Trump is gone, but the corruption continues and until they get the senate back they can't do anything to stop it.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/GenePark/status/1124378832251830274

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Pancakes posted:

I hope your dog feels better, friend bear.

he's a 12 year old pug experiencing some of the congenital breathing problems common to brachycephalic breeds, like your gal. the vet wanted us to see if the opioids would help the non-stop coughing from the elongated soft palate. we're considering surgery to reduce the elongation but it's a tough call given his age.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

RandomBlue posted:

:ohno:

Not reading that, I'm already melting down over Biden as it is.

I read about half if it and you didn't miss much

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




dimbal trup

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Bearjew posted:

dimbal trup

The peridnrt?

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RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Hamelekim posted:

With or without Biden the US is basically screwed because of the Senate and Judiciary. They are literally dumping extreme judges into the courts right now and have been the entire time they have owned the Senate. The Democrats are too cowardly to take action, or too delusional and believe that everything will just work out once Trump is gone, but the corruption continues and until they get the senate back they can't do anything to stop it.

I know, but Biden is something we may be able to prevent, but probably not.

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