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Maria, insane with rear end, did Miami claps with her booty.
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Although a matter of some dispute, Ray's urine does have a theme song (Lady is a Tramp, as performed by Frank Sinatra) Ray first urinated on the day he was born. Ray was urinating when he heart that Reagan had been shot [he was in the bathroom at a childrens' breakfast restaurant] He does not audiocast (urinate standing up) if company is over.
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Safety Dance posted:He does not audiocast (urinate standing up) if company is over. This is a habit I have picked up myself. Ain't no one want to hear that!
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Could someone supply me with the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen edit that has Ray talking about how he "pays attention" and "took care of that Nolan" guy?
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Madtrixr posted:this strip is great for that because ray's dad just goes off http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03052009 i love ray's optimism here  i have literally never thought that about a unknown number
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Apr 29, 2019 01:28
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That same strip is also the source for the best Ramses Smuckles quote in existence:
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Johnny Aztec posted:Could someone supply me with the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen edit that has Ray talking about how he "pays attention" and "took care of that Nolan" guy? http://4thletter.net/2013/07/those-are-some-achewood-mashups-i-have/
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Occasionally I think of this Achewood strip and specifically the alt text. "Cue up some nasty old saxophone/banjo music while Uncle pulls up to the bumper" and it always makes me laugh and cringe at the same time.
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Apr 29, 2019 09:30
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It is my eternal shame that I only recently learned that "Caddy drivers pull up to the bumper" is a reference to that awful Grace Jones.
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Apr 29, 2019 10:35
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bony tony posted:"Caddy drivers pull up to the bumper" SO TRUE
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Apr 29, 2019 12:00
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http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05262004 "conscripted by thirst" was how I described wanting a beer for a least a year.
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You should probably stay away from El Gloppo for a while
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Apr 29, 2019 15:23
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Quite possibly the worst men's discount-apology e-service on the market today.
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Apr 29, 2019 15:37
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bony tony posted:It is my eternal shame that I only recently learned that "Caddy drivers pull up to the bumper" is a reference to that awful Grace Jones. YESSSSSSS
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Apr 29, 2019 17:31
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El Gallinero Gros posted:You should probably stay away from El Gloppo for a while I couldn't remember what the reference to El Gloppo was, and when I looked it up, I also got a link to this strip: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04192004 ACHEWOOD WAS SO GOOD
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Apr 29, 2019 17:40
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ˇHola Juan! ˇYo reado dos math books!
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Apr 29, 2019 17:49
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I have used the phrase " Pickles on Parade" a few times thanks to that story arc. Its a few strips earlier, where Beef is talking to the KKK>
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Johnny Aztec posted:I have used the phrase " Pickles on Parade" a few times thanks to that story arc. Its a few strips earlier, where Beef is talking to the KKK> Yes, I guess that IS pickles on parade. For both of us, though, mind you.
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Apr 29, 2019 23:30
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The KKK member Roast Beef had to talk to on the phone was the second turd wrapped in a sheet he'd had to deal with in the strip's history.
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I like Italian food and I like to Do It after I eat Italian food
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Pastry of the Year posted:The KKK member Roast Beef had to talk to on the phone was the second turd wrapped in a sheet he'd had to deal with in the strip's history. A bullet in a turd ain't exactly gonna make the 5 o'clock news, Pastry of the Year
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Apr 30, 2019 04:14
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Pastry of the Year posted:The KKK member Roast Beef had to talk to on the phone was the second turd wrapped in a sheet he'd had to deal with in the strip's history. Ray making pickles. The circle is complete.
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Apr 30, 2019 07:17
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The Pope weighs in on barbers: https://boingboing.net/2019/04/30/pope-urges-barbers-and-hair-st.html
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They shouldn't earn so much.
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Apr 30, 2019 23:57
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If this vans a rocking THEN OBVIOUSLY TWO BARBERS BROKE IN TO COMMIT LEWD ACTS ON EACH OTHER
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Seldom Posts posted:I couldn't remember what the reference to El Gloppo was, and when I looked it up, I also got a link to this strip: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04192004 ahh, back in the merciful days when DJT was a dated punchline and not the ruler of the free world
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It's been quite a while since I've run through the archives, so looking at the more recent strips to be once again confronted with the double whammy of "Todd has auto-decapitated! THIS IS A FIRST FOR HIM!" made me ugly laugh. Makes me want to dig my Great Outdoor Fight book out again.
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May 3, 2019 13:39
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When you're operating at this level, it's just you and the ghost, man. You and the ghost.
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May 3, 2019 14:44
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bony tony posted:That same strip is also the source for the best Ramses Smuckles quote in existence: I have actually had occasion to use a version of that when my medic partner and I were driving back from a frequent flier.
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May 4, 2019 05:32
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"Now, strictly between you and me, I am writink script for Subway TV ad where Green Beret punches Jared in heart so hard that he dies." I bet it would actually sell sandwiches in 2019.
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May 4, 2019 07:03
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This man, he has sex appeal of biscuit with two shits inside.
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May 4, 2019 14:12
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WIFE OF JARED'S NEIGHBOR IS PREGNANT. EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS JARED. LOUD KNOCKS ON JARED'S FRONT DOOR. AS JARED SLIDES PISTOL SLOWLY INTO MOUTH, CUT BACK AND FORTH TO FOOTAGE OF JARED BITING INTO 6" TURKEY SUB.
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Dr Snofeld posted:It's been quite a while since I've run through the archives, so looking at the more recent strips to be once again confronted with the double whammy of "Todd has auto-decapitated! THIS IS A FIRST FOR HIM!" made me ugly laugh. Makes me want to dig my Great Outdoor Fight book out again. "Todd and his dreams have both failed and died" is such a great line.
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The joke behind Jamie Lee Curtis's "Cooking for Guests" only hit me last week. I guess I never really lumped her in as a "Celebrity Wife".
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I... still don't get it.
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Adult Illiteracy posted:I... still don't get it. Her husband is named Christopher Guest.
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If you're wondering what Chris is up to these days, it's apparently hanging out with Bill Oakley and sticking Hot Pockets in an air fryer.
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It's not weirder than starting a craft soda company
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