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Should Gaj make his own thread
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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Boomers also like using the same huge fuckoff trailer to strap down something minuscule that could easily fit in the truck bed like an ice chest or a spare tire or some poo poo.

And you better believe they're using 8 ratcheting tie-down straps for that ice chest, too.

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

No, it’s tilapia with lobster butter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy-F2CXsqTk

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Jon Voight

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

You Are A Elf posted:

Boomers also like using the same huge fuckoff trailer to strap down something minuscule that could easily fit in the truck bed like an ice chest or a spare tire or some poo poo.

And you better believe they're using 8 ratcheting tie-down straps for that ice chest, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOCJkSlnjG0

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

Remember in Forrest Gump when Jenny touched Forrest in his dorm room and he immediately busted a nut

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Boomers love buying tons of stamped steel knives they let rust in the dishwasher and never sharpen, not that they can even sharpen them.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Boomers think Greaser culture was legitimately cool.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

mind the walrus posted:

Boomers think Greaser culture was legitimately cool.

I guess it's similar to how a lot of Millennials actually think 90's Reality Bites style garbage is cool for some reason.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
You're thinking of gen x

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Yeah Reality Bytes was Gen X af and even they mostly rejected it

Or do you mean that Americana Normcore fashion where everyone dressed like a fitted version of your grandparent's patio furniture from 93-97? That's just 20 year-cycle poo poo fashionistas lean on to round out their junior portfolios. No one thought that poo poo was cool, even then.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Gaunab posted:

You're thinking of gen x

No I'm thinking of Millennials getting excited about the previous generation's stupid teenage culture, because Boomers were not the teens of the 50's, they were the teens of the 60's.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Fartington Butts posted:

"Oooh, I haven't seen that scratcher before. Can I get a dozen of those? Yes, I'll just scratch them right here and you can get me the $1 I'll win plus another dozen. Yes, I'll scratch those right here as well."

"Can you bag the dish soap separately from the boxes of Macaroni and Cheese? I don't want it contaminating them."

*Pulls out checkbook and pen*

Eikre
May 2, 2009

Grape posted:

No I'm thinking of Millennials getting excited about the previous generation's stupid teenage culture, because Boomers were not the teens of the 50's, they were the teens of the 60's.

Only 50s kids remember the 50s!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Grape posted:

No I'm thinking of Millennials getting excited about the previous generation's stupid teenage culture, because Boomers were not the teens of the 50's, they were the teens of the 60's.
Speaking as one of the Millennials I'm telling you dude, no one was actually into what you're describing.

The 00s were largely seen as a breakaway thanks to internet culture ensuring nothing ever truly "went away" and everyone was hyper-aware of everything that came before. We liked Grunge/MTV aesthetics as an inspiration, but even then we knew it was hollow as gently caress and preferred the artifice of 80s culture where everything was digital pageantry and we were fated to die in nuclear hellfire. That was way more reflective of what was happening in post-9/11 culture than the corporate playground of aimless angst that was the 90s. Everything that came back due to the 20 year-cycle in the 10s--New Jack Swing/Day-Glo aesthetics, appreciation of mid-late 90s cheese like Independence Day and "Kissed by a Rose" or whatever--still aren't considered cool as much as sorting through the wreckage and claiming the few diamonds leftover.

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

The perfect time windows for boomers to go to a place of business is ten minutes before it opens and wait in their car/outside or 5 minutes before it closes, insincerely apologizing OH ARE YOU ABOUT TO CLOSE, I'M SORRY while definitely not leaving to come back tomorrow.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

mind the walrus posted:

Speaking as one of the Millennials I'm telling you dude, no one was actually into what you're describing.

I'm a Millennial too lol, and neither of us were old enough to be into any of that at the time, it was Gen X stuff. There has only in recent years been some large amount of people who were like 9 in the 90's posting tons of stuff about how super cool 90's teenage culture was.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Grape posted:

I'm a Millennial too lol, and neither of us were old enough to be into any of that at the time, it was Gen X stuff. There has only in recent years been some large amount of people who were like 9 in the 90's posting tons of stuff about how super cool 90's teenage culture was.

90s fashion may be the worst decade in the entirety of recorded history. High school hallways looked like a sea of walking potato sacks topped with dumb, edgy haircuts.

Boomers were really easily offended by bad haircuts in the 90s.

The_Franz fucked around with this message at 17:22 on May 26, 2019

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

I will say that some boomers are capable of changing with age and experience, though it’s rare.

My dad was a slave to corporate life for his first twenty years out of college and he got really into the Jesus, Fox News and talk radio lifestyle during that time. We used to joke that his only hobby was yelling at the TV.

Eventually he got fired from Wells Fargo home mortgage after almost two decades of service for refusing to evict an elderly woman who had been given a blatantly predatory loan, told his boss that he’d go to every news outlet who’d listen and tell them it was standard corporate practice. He was fired for “poor performance” a month later thanks to the very same right to work laws he so strongly supported.

After that he started working at a small financial consulting firm and he’s part owner after many years of doing a job he really enjoys. He’s super jaded about the corporate world now and always talks about how greedy and unethical big business inevitably becomes when shareholders take over and the owners are removed from the day to day.

He also became a Lutheran instead of an Evangelical and started to focus on the good parts of Christianity instead of the crazy fundamentalist poo poo his old church was spewing.

He still calls himself a conservative but admits that his generation has been greedy and selfish above all else and has hosed a ton of stuff up. He says that socialists have some great ideas. He just really hates liberals. You and me both dad, you and me both.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

mind the walrus posted:

Speaking as one of the Millennials I'm telling you dude, no one was actually into what you're describing.

The 00s were largely seen as a breakaway thanks to internet culture ensuring nothing ever truly "went away" and everyone was hyper-aware of everything that came before. We liked Grunge/MTV aesthetics as an inspiration, but even then we knew it was hollow as gently caress and preferred the artifice of 80s culture where everything was digital pageantry and we were fated to die in nuclear hellfire. That was way more reflective of what was happening in post-9/11 culture than the corporate playground of aimless angst that was the 90s. Everything that came back due to the 20 year-cycle in the 10s--New Jack Swing/Day-Glo aesthetics, appreciation of mid-late 90s cheese like Independence Day and "Kissed by a Rose" or whatever--still aren't considered cool as much as sorting through the wreckage and claiming the few diamonds leftover.


The internet also killed mass media's monopoly on culture. We're probably not going to see a big trend like grunge or new wave ever again, because our music doesn't come from a handful of sources anymore and can't force a critical mass.

Of course this also means decades don't really have their own style anymore, if they ever really did. My adolescence was in the 2000s and I really can't tell you if there was a certain style that made it stand out. We just recycle the same stuff over and over, I still hear 80s music and see 80s aesthetics everywhere.

MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

by VideoGames
Fun Shoe

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Boomes have a lot of worthless poo poo they will never use, so here is some tips on getting rid of it.

When you're throw their poo poo away, bury it under other trash because they will remember that item the minute they see it in the garbage despite never thinking about it for decades.

Also you're not cleaning things. You're throwing poo poo away.

For Example: you threw away a box of rotted wood, well now there is empty space, Put other garbage in that empty space, and make it look extra messy because the second a boomer sees they have empty space, they will fill it back up with more junk.

My boomer mom, an otherwise lovely woman has a weird hoarding thing for boxes of wood. Like, just scrap wood. Every time I go over to her place I always end up tossing a box or two because no mom, it's Texas and you last used the fireplace in the Clinton administration.

I'm sure it's been mentioned already but Boomers love defining their generational guilt around Vietnam. Overweight male boomers will wear increasingly decorated Vietnam Veteran hats as a peacocking method.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Grape posted:

I'm a Millennial too lol, and neither of us were old enough to be into any of that at the time, it was Gen X stuff. There has only in recent years been some large amount of people who were like 9 in the 90's posting tons of stuff about how super cool 90's teenage culture was.
I was like 9 in the 90s lmao. I honestly do think that's typical 20 year-cycle stuff from younger kids tbh. Have you met a lot of them these days? I feel ahead of the curve, where my juvenile cynicism and nihilism is now the goddamn norm. I can get why the really little ones might look at 90s teenage culture and yearn for the last era where relatively few people had major cultural anxiety and everyone dressed like they fell out of JCPenny's dumpster.

skooma512 posted:

Of course this also means decades don't really have their own style anymore, if they ever really did. My adolescence was in the 2000s and I really can't tell you if there was a certain style that made it stand out. We just recycle the same stuff over and over, I still hear 80s music and see 80s aesthetics everywhere.
The only style I think truly 100% belongs to the 00s is flip phone culture, which didn't exist before and totally died out with the advent of candybar smartphones.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

the 00s only got to be half a decade and were the last decade, defined by skater shoes, flip phones, shell necklaces, and the complete domination of all media by Lord of the Rings.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




shame on an IGA posted:

the 00s only got to be half a decade and were the last decade, defined by skater shoes, flip phones, shell necklaces, and the complete domination of all media by Lord of the Rings.

Frosted tips. That's he only thing that comes to my mind when someone says "2000s fashion."

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Vanagoon posted:

Is Denis Leary a boomer?


Yes, but he’s mostly an rear end in a top hat.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

mind the walrus posted:

I was like 9 in the 90s lmao. I honestly do think that's typical 20 year-cycle stuff from younger kids tbh. Have you met a lot of them these days?

I work in education so...
I don't really think affection for old stuff is so novel, the internet blew the ceiling off the access and spread of old info and material, but I don't think that froze continuing trends as much as you think.
The 00's distinctiveness is less obvious to us having lived through it as non-kids, but as more and more time passes it becomes more clearly A Period. Easiest way to tell is precisely interacting with current kids/teens. They are the ones the most able to tell you with brutal efficiency that your stuff from your own youth is now Old and Dated.

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I feel ahead of the curve, where my juvenile cynicism and nihilism is now the goddamn norm.

Uhhh, going back to the topic of Gen X....

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

LabyaMynora posted:

Frosted tips. That's he only thing that comes to my mind when someone says "2000s fashion."

Naw, that was late 90's and pre-9-11 00's. Which was an insanely distinct little epoch in music and fashion and stuff. Much of it horribly hilariously dated (some in a nice way, most not).
Then again if you're from California, or have lived in constant proximity to Guy Fieri that date might extend for the tips.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Grape posted:

I work in education so...
I don't really think affection for old stuff is so novel, the internet blew the ceiling off the access and spread of old info and material, but I don't think that froze continuing trends as much as you think.
I never said it did? I was saying that 90s nostalgia occupies a weird spot in the normal cultural rhythm due to both the internet and the fact that it was a period of relative peace and prosperity, and most people who lived in the 90s don't actually think 90s culture was very cool.

quote:

The 00's distinctiveness is less obvious to us having lived through it as non-kids, but as more and more time passes it becomes more clearly A Period. Easiest way to tell is precisely interacting with current kids/teens. They are the ones the most able to tell you with brutal efficiency that your stuff from your own youth is now Old and Dated.
You don't need to tell me. I was watching an Adult Swim block w/commercials from 2002 and the cultural differences hit you like a wet towel. We really liked glossy and shiny poo poo back in the early 00s for some reason.

quote:

Uhhh, going back to the topic of Gen X....
Nah Gen X was more like "I'm stuck working in a cubicle and the rainforest is getting mowed down oh no!" handwringing, save for the Cassandras. I was a bit of a Cassandra in my own right. My point isn't that I was edgy, but rather that sense of doom and despair seems more pervasive, at least with the kids I meet, than it ever was growing up where the attitude was "well yeah poo poo's going downhill but I'ma grab me a spot on a terrace while everyone else dies." There's a reason "hopepunk" became the closest buzzword kids have to rebelling against trends by being optimistic.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Celebrating Memorial Day as a noble tribute to American soldiers who have fallen bravely in battle while spreading “democracy” to the rest of the uncivilized world.

Instead of, you know, treating Memorial Day as a horrifying reminder of how many lives have been pointlessly ruined or ended (often in gruesome fashion) because of American imperialist foreign policy.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



My millennial sister and husband just voluntarily ate at a bubba gump shrimp company. I politely declined. But thanks to this thread I sound like I eat there every day....so....thanks?

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Grape posted:

I work in education so...
I don't really think affection for old stuff is so novel, the internet blew the ceiling off the access and spread of old info and material, but I don't think that froze continuing trends as much as you think.
The 00's distinctiveness is less obvious to us having lived through it as non-kids, but as more and more time passes it becomes more clearly A Period. Easiest way to tell is precisely interacting with current kids/teens. They are the ones the most able to tell you with brutal efficiency that your stuff from your own youth is now Old and Dated.


Uhhh, going back to the topic of Gen X....

The 2000s were nu-metal and emo yelling music. Also illegal wars.

mind the walrus posted:

You don't need to tell me. I was watching an Adult Swim block w/commercials from 2002 and the cultural differences hit you like a wet towel. We really liked glossy and shiny poo poo back in the early 00s for some reason.

Don't forget things being EXTREME! And also neon green stuff seemed to be everywhere.

Mind_Taker posted:

Celebrating Memorial Day as a noble tribute to American soldiers who have fallen bravely in battle while spreading “democracy” to the rest of the uncivilized world.

Instead of, you know, treating Memorial Day as a horrifying reminder of how many lives have been pointlessly ruined or ended (often in gruesome fashion) because of American imperialist foreign policy.

There's nothing more American than glorifying war and ignoring the senseless horror of it while also being a person who has never and would never fight in one. A big part of Forest Gump is him being a war hero who saved are troops.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Boomers love asking each other if they've done something or been somewhere,each acting like they've never done it to much amusement about how they should have, then admitting to each other how great it was when they did in fact go to the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

CPL593H posted:

Don't forget things being EXTREME! And also neon green stuff seemed to be everywhere.

That was a 90s holdover. The 90s was the decade of EXTREME WACKY INSANITY when gross-out humor was in, green slime was a punchline and shows like Jackass were taking off.

Kids' boomer parents hated all of it.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




mind the walrus posted:

We really liked glossy and shiny poo poo back in the early 00s for some reason.

That was the marketing/advertising/fashion world conspiring to get things back on track after the 90's were defined by drab, thrift-store clothing. They didn't create grunge, but they definitely hopped on board quickly to make what money they could, but then they used their resources to steer the culture into something completely different so everyone would need new clothes/furniture/poo poo.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Grape posted:

Naw, that was late 90's and pre-9-11 00's. Which was an insanely distinct little epoch in music and fashion and stuff. Much of it horribly hilariously dated (some in a nice way, most not).
Then again if you're from California, or have lived in constant proximity to Guy Fieri that date might extend for the tips.

Ahahahaha I'm in South Carolina the frosted tip is still current

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Mind_Taker posted:

Celebrating Memorial Day as a noble tribute to American soldiers who have fallen bravely in battle while spreading “democracy” to the rest of the uncivilized world.

Instead of, you know, treating Memorial Day as a horrifying reminder of how many lives have been pointlessly ruined or ended (often in gruesome fashion) because of American imperialist foreign policy.

Check out the loving thousand pages of replies to this tweet.

https://mobile.twitter.com/USArmy/status/1131704927963766785

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

LabyaMynora posted:

That was the marketing/advertising/fashion world conspiring to get things back on track after the 90's were defined by drab, thrift-store clothing. They didn't create grunge, but they definitely hopped on board quickly to make what money they could, but then they used their resources to steer the culture into something completely different so everyone would need new clothes/furniture/poo poo.
It was also the general "Ooh turn of the Millennium--oh I'm sorry, Willenium" style where a lot of stuff didn't get... futuristic but it definitely had this "end of an era let's party til we drop" vibe in advertising. I remember a lot of the shininess came close to like glitter and sequins too. Eh it was better than Bowling shirts. I will never be on-board with Bowling shirts.

naem
May 29, 2011

shame on an IGA posted:

Check out the loving thousand pages of replies to this tweet.

https://mobile.twitter.com/USArmy/status/1131704927963766785

culturally the military’s response to 1000 pages of suffering and heartfelt grief and firsthand accounts of ptsd and the va refusing treatment to veterans who then go bankrupt or kill themselves while ill/injured is to ask WELL WERE THEY THE BEST OF THE BEST?? NO? THEY WERE JUST NORMAL SERVICE MEN AND WOMEN SERVING THEIR COUNTRY?? WELL gently caress THEM BECAUSE ONLY THE BEST MATTER

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I like the random officers here and there going "well, I had a good experience."

Like one of them was literally "my dad is great he was a colonel who was up for promotion to general when he retired."

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

Boomers are real proud that "they" threw a crook like Nixon out of office but think the Deep State is out to get their big strong President now

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Richard M Nixon
Apr 26, 2009

"The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker."

Mermaid Autopsy posted:

Boomers are real proud that "they" threw a crook like Nixon out of office but think the Deep State is out to get their big strong President now

Rah Rah Rah

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