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d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...


Probable curse plus ultra: He's probably wearing sandals with those socks.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Suits are pretty cursed, people who enjoy wearing them are usually the worst kind of rear end in a top hat.

Mr. Carrier Pigeon
Aug 22, 2013

Those birds certainly know what they're doin'!

Solar Tornado posted:

If I was morally inept, I'd say this is the beauty standard everyone should be striving for :dance:

LOL :drat:

From the last page but people are sleeping on this hard.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

LifeSunDeath posted:

Suits are pretty cursed, people who enjoy wearing them are usually the worst kind of rear end in a top hat.
I like the aesthetic. :jerry:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012












Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Now that's a girl who thinks of ghosts.

Hirethor
Dec 16, 2008

You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!

I like a woman who's all legs :quagmire:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Hirethor posted:

I like a woman who's all legs :quagmire:

Them legs go all the way up!

Chairman Mao
Apr 24, 2004

The Chinese Communist Party is the core of leadership of the whole Chinese people. Without this core, the cause of socialism cannot be victorious.

Phlegmish posted:

It's wild that this random Jewish cult leader from 2,000 years ago turned into the central figure of the largest religion on earth, and an important figure in the second-largest religion, with billions of adherents between them. Hats off to you Jesus, even if it probably would have been cold comfort on the cross

I mean if he even believed half of the things he's quoted as saying he'd probably actually be pretty bummed out that his legacy is one of repression, oppression, and hate. Maybe not though, maybe he'd be really happy that a fictionalized version of him is one of the biggest brand mascots in history.

Chairman Mao
Apr 24, 2004

The Chinese Communist Party is the core of leadership of the whole Chinese people. Without this core, the cause of socialism cannot be victorious.

Hirethor posted:

I like a woman who's all legs :quagmire:

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010



Blessed

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Hirethor posted:

I like a woman who's all legs :quagmire:


don't know if that's the :thejoke:
but Family guy already did it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctwww610xec

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
I bet they have scheduled sex nights

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Bust Rodd posted:

I bet they have scheduled sex nights

assuming he earns enough nice-guy tokens through the week, otherwise she fucks his best friend Jeff.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Yes but he's also into watching that.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I'm sure things will get better once she shits out a couple kids.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Moon Slayer posted:

Yes but he's also into watching that.

Still a consolation prize.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


I know this isn't real, but its still a cursed mental picture for someone to come up with

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


not readin that


Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Powershift posted:

not readin that

Man want be hosed minion, wife leave with three kid.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Linux Pirate posted:

Man want be hosed minion, wife leave with three kid.

cool, these are for you.




Null of Undefined
Aug 4, 2010

I have used 41 of 300 characters allowed.

Powershift posted:

cool, these are for you.


This made me physically recoil mostly because of how it must feel to wear those shoes without socks.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

I've had this and it's fine, tastes like a regular cake. The ketchup merely provides moisture and sugar content to the cake, you can't taste any ketchup flavor.

The entire reason recipes like this exist is so bored middle aged women can bake them and then feed them to people and then after the first bite go "Hah! You're eating a ketchup cake! Is your mind blown?! WHoooOOOaaaAAAhhhh! Can you believe it, THERE'S KETCHUP IN THERE!!!!1"

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

I found this at T&T

https://imgur.com/a/T2OhDJ2

Bonzo fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Jun 1, 2019

kcroy
May 30, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

SSJ_naruto_2003 posted:

Hire Russian actors.

to play Ukrainians? racist

edit: oops, you got there first:

Mr. Fix It posted:

To play Ukrainians and Belorussians? loving racist

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Powershift posted:

cool, these are for you.






Everything's coming up Linux Pirate!

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

This is actually pretty blessed?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Julius CSAR posted:

This is actually pretty blessed?

Yeah, if it's daylight and you're sober.

I don't know if either of those even exist anymore.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Powershift posted:

Yeah, if it's daylight and you're sober.

I don't know if either of those even exist anymore.

Soberness I'm sure doesn't, but daylight might. I'd have to start drinking a lot of red bull vodkas to find out

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


https://i.imgur.com/0kpr8BK.mp4

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

AgentF
May 11, 2009

Texture mapping coordinate math is all messed up.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

First date = one order of spaghetti and meatballs for two. I'm payin and pictin and postin.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


kcroy posted:

to play Ukrainians? racist

edit: oops, you got there first:

Great minds :hfive:

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Jestery posted:



Well I guess I'm goonbound I'll report back

So

It wasn't jatz-y enough

Like ultimately a fine edible chocolate with a bit of umami crunch, but it needs like a jatz-y base to really sing

Don't buy, just buy some chocolate and Katz and have together as a superior snack

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

At least it doesn’t have mustard icing

https://youtu.be/W_H-KLvboHQ

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


You're mad about soy have an 88 in your username and registered on Hitler's birthday.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

rodbeard posted:

You're mad about soy have an 88 in your username and registered on Hitler's birthday.

To be fair, 4/20 is an auspicious day for many other reasons as well, and the dude in the picture is trying a bit too hard to show off his wokeness via aesthetic consumption, but it's hardly cursed.

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

rodbeard posted:

You're mad about soy have an 88 in your username and registered on Hitler's birthday.


"We must secure the existence of our not people and a future for young droids."

smh at the laziest "what of it u nazi"

Chef Boyardeez Nuts fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Jun 2, 2019

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