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LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

ewiley posted:

b-bowls of fruit in the house?

Yeah. My dad convinced my father to get another hot tub. It’s 2019 get over it dude.

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/laurieOwO/status/1117816408476409856

https://twitter.com/dogepoesting/status/1133899381395116032

https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1134234675591823360

https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1134234913320792066

(what a loving thrill that would have been)

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/benxgoodall/status/1134312708436709377

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

El Gallinero Gros posted:

(what a loving thrill that would have been)

Can you even imagine?

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/shakehipdoll/status/1133791169094311938?s=19

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/meganmailegreen/status/1134477382839128065?s=21

https://twitter.com/meganmailegreen/status/1134477737152921600?s=21

https://twitter.com/meganmailegreen/status/1134522489705549824?s=21

https://twitter.com/meganmailegreen/status/1134523334773891072?s=21

https://twitter.com/meganmailegreen/status/1134536637193609216?s=21

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


https://twitter.com/julian_epp/status/930523161267003392

And my favorite response to it:

https://twitter.com/quendergeer/status/930690565490008064

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

@quendergeer is an extremely pro follow

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
https://twitter.com/CanYouPetTheDog/status/1126983976802050050

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
https://twitter.com/kartased/status/1134544660469354503

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Subjunctive posted:

Can you even imagine?

Someone thinking I'm funny? Yeah, I don't see it.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/1135016045742383109?s=21

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

It's live-action Hoggle, from "Labyrinth".

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
That is a garbage pail kid

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

*grins to reveal row after row of tic tac sized teeth*

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/dewayneperkins/status/1133973697537032193?s=21

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

:gary: comes to mind strongly here. Also that video of LA Noir outtakes.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


Even if you hadn't told me this guy was a con artist I'd still have guessed it because holy hell is he obviously simulating feelings. Jesus.

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great

Blue Footed Booby posted:

holy hell is he obviously simulating feeling Jesus.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/joekeskold/status/1134914798024613896?s=19

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

:confused:

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

is there a link to the whole interview video? This sounds amazing.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

It's a white male ally parody account; the tweet made more sense when I wasn't fully awake.

Here's a better example of them

https://twitter.com/joekeskold/status/1133765024651071488?s=19

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

MizPiz posted:

It's a white male ally parody account; the tweet made more sense when I wasn't fully awake.

Here's a better example of them

https://twitter.com/joekeskold/status/1133765024651071488?s=19

From his (?) profile:

quote:

Green frog avatar = autoblock. #AbolishICE #KeepStraws

This all seems like unironic good advice, D+ parody account

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

ewiley posted:

is there a link to the whole interview video? This sounds amazing.

It’s gonna actually make you angry.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9LtF34MrsfI

Rolo has a new favorite as of 17:59 on Jun 2, 2019

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Farecoal posted:

From his (?) profile:


This all seems like unironic good advice, D+ parody account

#KeepStraws and #AbolishICE on the same account doesn't make sense. The kinds of people up in arms about banning plastic straws* are generally the "setting my $60,000 truck on fire to own the libs" type of morons.

Plastic straws are just another dumb thing the chuds suddenly care immensely about because some progressives want to get rid of them due to the immensely wasteful nature of a small piece of plastic that can only be used once. Reusable straws are better.

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
I interpreted it as "plastic straws are only a very small component of plastic waste and focusing on them is a well-intentioned but misguided effort", but I forgot about the chud view :butt:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Farecoal posted:

I interpreted it as "plastic straws are only a very small component of plastic waste and focusing on them is a well-intentioned but misguided effort", but I forgot about the chud view :butt:

Didn’t people only get all upset about straws after a grade schooler counted them on one beach and extrapolated ~~somehow~~ to a global quantity?

Given the poo poo state of recycling these days, straws are the last thing you should be worrying about reusing.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Straw bans are being called ableist because some people are unable to drink without them.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1135059001530494976

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Picnic Princess posted:

Straw bans are being called ableist because some people are unable to drink without them.

Yeah, it’s a big thing in the occupational therapy community. Reusable straws are OK, but often hard to wash if you have motor control issues.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012
Which is why you can always buy your own plastic straws if you actually need them, but that’s a terrible excuse for why restaurants, etc. shouldn’t get rid of single use straws

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

Nottherealaborn posted:

Which is why you can always buy your own plastic straws if you actually need them, but that’s a terrible excuse for why restaurants, etc. shouldn’t get rid of single use straws

It's ok to expect people not to have to bring plastic straws to a restaurant that need them. The straw thing is stupid.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Nottherealaborn posted:

Which is why you can always buy your own plastic straws if you actually need them, but that’s a terrible excuse for why restaurants, etc. shouldn’t get rid of single use straws

Should people have to bring their own fork and knife to a restaurant?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Have stainless straws available in restaurants and wash them with the rest of the reusable dishes you've been fine dealing with for decades. Have compostable straws for fast food. Change is scary but inevitable.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

Mak0rz posted:

Should people have to bring their own fork and knife to a restaurant?

I for one think the physically disabled should shoulder the burden!

One of my favorite responses I see people make is that they should have to take a loving metal straw around with them everywhere they go, like that's an at all reasonable suggestion or wouldn't completely destroy people's gums and mouth with control problems. Or that they should learn to use paper straws which is literally impossible for people with saliva and control issues. People can be just loving vacant.

Edit: hey poster above me I posted this literally one second after you, if I had seen your post I would have been less aggressive with this one. I disagree with you in part but didn't mean to sound like i was calling you out in a rude way, sorry about that.

Harvey Mantaco has a new favorite as of 19:31 on Jun 2, 2019

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
I'm sorry for starting this, have a funny tweet

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1134979266427310080

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012
Edit: dumb argument went on long enough

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/smjenkin/status/1134823299765002241

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tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Farecoal posted:

I'm sorry for starting this, have a funny tweet

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1134979266427310080

Imagine admitting on social media to being the person who has given your partner less orgasms (in one day) than at least one of their former partners if not more. Really nice self own.

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