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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

MizPiz posted:

Don't mean to accidently out someone during pride month, but what's he doing in the women's section?

Looking for shoes

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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

jojoinnit posted:

Looking for shoes

he's got petite feet
feminine step
he sounds like a lady when he's walking in the room

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

nerdz posted:

he's got petite feet
feminine step
he sounds like a lady when he's walking in the room

:hmmyes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3SZ4lSvH9o

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/LHGarrett/status/1138682915200602112

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://twitter.com/jacquelyn930710/status/1138613972620533760

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/BeachyHeadCrew/status/1138202845621182470



zoux
Apr 28, 2006

lmao

r/oldpeoplefacebook is great

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
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This is fantastic!!!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

oh gently caress that's good

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/mattytalks/status/999719628694749184

Mod's please change title to it's ya boy tarantula dick

zoux has a new favorite as of 17:19 on Jun 12, 2019

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
Read the whole thread:

https://twitter.com/sixthformpoet/status/1137658720698228736

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/TyronWilson/status/1138764402621059072

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952





Pro-click, great story.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

32 slytherins? :confused:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

vyelkin posted:

32 slytherins? :confused:

That's as many as 3.2 tens

Urcher
Jun 16, 2006



Follow this with threads TWO and THREE

https://mobile.twitter.com/sixthformpoet/status/1137659643285688320

https://mobile.twitter.com/sixthformpoet/status/1137660717740503040

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
starting to doubt their veracity, but enjoying them all the same.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



christmas boots posted:

starting to doubt their veracity, but enjoying them all the same.

Just wait until he's on a vacation in california and meets up with a guy running an old van up some national park roads.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
So the fat stalking guy is a serial killer, right? Or is that a social experiment, or some kind of incel hobby?

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

doverhog posted:

So the fat stalking guy is a serial killer, right? Or is that a social experiment, or some kind of incel hobby?

It's fake

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

christmas boots posted:

That's as many as 3.2 tens

Not great, not terrible.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/sleepykokiri/status/1138912060409032704?s=20

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://twitter.com/ErnieLies/status/1138798957268803585

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

That makes sense but also calls our whole world view into question... What if things you see on twitter are not real?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

tangy yet delightful posted:

Just wait until he's on a vacation in california and meets up with a guy running an old van up some national park roads.

On Christmas for some reason.

I want to believe. Those stories are wonderful, and honestly, life can be that weird. It doesn't quite have the same "feel" as the usual STDH fare.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Bertrand Hustle posted:

On Christmas for some reason.

I want to believe. Those stories are wonderful, and honestly, life can be that weird. It doesn't quite have the same "feel" as the usual STDH fare.

It does and you are very dumb.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/SegaCDgames/status/1138575829817073664

https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP/status/1138516871248879616

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Biplane posted:

It does and you are very dumb.

Oh look! The guy no one invites to parties.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Bertrand Hustle posted:

On Christmas for some reason.

I want to believe. Those stories are wonderful, and honestly, life can be that weird. It doesn't quite have the same "feel" as the usual STDH fare.

I've been honoring your aunt's murderer for two and a half years. Also, do you want to get a drink sometime?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Proteus Jones posted:

Oh look! The guy no one invites to parties.

Of course not, they're a plane, they don't fit in most houses.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Of course not, they're a plane, they don't fit in most houses.

Either that or a goggle-wearing dog, which are compulsory to invite to parties.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Mak0rz posted:

Either that or a goggle-wearing dog, which are compulsory to invite to parties.

Hmm, that's true.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/joekeskold/status/1138832169596534784?s=19

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


How many levels of irony is this on

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

zoux posted:

How many levels of irony is this on

say his name out loud

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Screaming Idiot posted:

say his name out loud

What's it supposed to sound like? Because I'm not hearing it.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Tiggum posted:

What's it supposed to sound like? Because I'm not hearing it.

It's 'joke scold'. I think he's jokingly scolding people who are making obvious jokes, but reading his tweets I might not be 100% right.

I'm usually good at Twitter joke accounts but this is just a step beyond making total sense to me.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
It's all a bit

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

Cleretic posted:

It's 'joke scold'. I think he's jokingly scolding people who are making obvious jokes, but reading his tweets I might not be 100% right.

I'm usually good at Twitter joke accounts but this is just a step beyond making total sense to me.

no dude its 'joke's cold'; like he's serving up the coldest takes

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Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

Nah

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