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EBB
Feb 15, 2005


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Asimov
Feb 15, 2016

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07152005

I probably would have rather seen this Episode VIII than the real star war. R2 grapesicles would sell rather well at the concession stands though.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Thank you for your star war opinion, don't forget to bring D-cells for your saber.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Asimov posted:

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07152005

I probably would have rather seen this Episode VIII than the real star war. R2 grapesicles would sell rather well at the concession stands though.

This strip added "That loving guy." to my verbal toolbox as surely as this one did "Who's this blowjob?"

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Not exactly the same as adding something in my vocabulary but I can absolutely credit Achewood for imagining ripping off someone’s entire face when I’m mad at them.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

My favorite Achewood character is, I think, AKKOLADE

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Shibawanko posted:

My favorite Achewood character is, I think, AKKOLADE

as Ray's moneyed-up weird friends go, he's certainly better-defined than Imaginationn

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

Pastry of the Year posted:

as Ray's moneyed-up weird friends go, he's certainly better-defined than Imaginationn

That blog is dated 4/25/06.

On 4/28/06, Ray looks for THE BEST THING YOU GOT.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Deathlove posted:

That blog is dated 4/25/06.

On 4/28/06, Ray looks for THE BEST THING YOU GOT.

From a few strips onwards, one of my favourite Achewood alt texts: "Confused and half-crazed with fatigue, the boy equates God with dentistry."

E: great now I'm reading more Achewoods again. "Yeah, let's don't learn Chinese but say we did. "

E2: "Trouble in the Pool House of Good and Evil"

I swear half the time the alt-texts are as good or better than the strip.

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Jun 18, 2019

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Shibawanko posted:

My favorite Achewood character is, I think, AKKOLADE

Nina! He says this!

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

Yayyys?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


IS DOLMADS

IS WRAPPS

IS GYROS

IS LOTTO

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



https://twitter.com/_autocouture/status/1142779770540888066

E: this is also probably pure polyester which will indeed make you smell like farted-in vinegar.

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 15:04 on Jun 23, 2019

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
https://twitter.com/achewood/status/1142969410677665792

My world has been rocked

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

NoneMoreNegative posted:



https://twitter.com/_autocouture/status/1142779770540888066

E: this is also probably pure polyester which will indeed make you smell like farted-in vinegar.

Didn't "You couldn't wear your pants any lower, so you made pants for each leg! SAY IT!" actually happen as well?

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


That was Jennifer Envelópez

https://twitter.com/mack3nna/status/1024394670678265856

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
the hell is with that dude behind her with the beard going "GRRRRRRR" at the camera

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

the hell is with that dude behind her with the beard going "GRRRRRRR" at the camera

he had just seen a piece of driftwood with The Cure written on it, and was reminded of infinity

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

the hell is with that dude behind her with the beard going "GRRRRRRR" at the camera

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Nothing to see here!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Out of the blue this perfect strip bubbled up to the surface of my memory today :allears:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Jerusalem posted:

Out of the blue this perfect strip bubbled up to the surface of my memory today :allears:

That alt text is the cherry on top.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



And of course it leads directly to the Mister Band storyline, which features the Rustmouth sidebar.

"Oh that old character. He died at my wedding! I do declare, everything that man did was sad" is such a great line.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
What a great opening panel:

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Tall Tale Teller
May 20, 2003
Grave? Shovel! Let's go.

One of my buds ordered the What We Need More Of Is Science hoodie a long time ago and got a few stickers thrown in, one of which was Keith Moon’s head.

He gave it to me, since I’m gonzo for The Who, and you better believe that sticker lived on my car until the wheels fell off.

“Delighted expression!”

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Was thinking of the Shrovis-Bishopthorpe Envaliant III today. More help systems need to be as personable as Mr Teal.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Like the head of a new shovel.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

Jet Jaguar posted:

Was thinking of the Shrovis-Bishopthorpe Envaliant III today. More help systems need to be as personable as Mr Teal.

PEOPLE WHO DO NOT LIKE HONEY ARE...RUBBISH! GODLESS SHIRT-LIFTERS etc.

The Shrovis storyline sticks in my head really persistently. It is a true love letter to the British Isles.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Siftin' the cod from our very blood, they are

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I never thought an American would be able to nail the Pub Landlord aesthetic via a webcomic but here we are

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

JethroMcB posted:

What a great opening panel:



I'm trying to imagine what "almost seven" Puerto Rican chicks looks like.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Shrovis Bishopthorpe is pretty much this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUTpumYboDs

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

EBB posted:

I'm trying to imagine what "almost seven" Puerto Rican chicks looks like.

One was actually Domican.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Dec. 1, 4, 5, 2006 has to be the best three consecutive unrelated strips.

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Dec. 1, 4, 5, 2006 has to be the best three consecutive unrelated strips.

Ah man, thank you for reminding me of the Ekaterina story. That description of her eating is still one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12082006

I like this strip and the line " Yes, but in a way that is hard to care about"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

What happens if kids smoke (die)

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Lyle made me take a sip of vodka, "Or else!"

They really shouldn't let Lyle be around the kid. He is a Registered rear end in a top hat, after all.

EBB posted:

I'm trying to imagine what "almost seven" Puerto Rican chicks looks like.

Imagine a swarm of Puerto Rican chicks, moving so fast and breaking so much of your furniture, that you don't even have time to gauge their number.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

JethroMcB posted:

Lyle made me take a sip of vodka, "Or else!"

They really shouldn't let Lyle be around the kid. He is a Registered rear end in a top hat, after all.

It's important to give kids a supervised taste of booze so they can realize they don't like it and will stay out of your supply.

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Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.
In this way Lyle is a good part of the parent group. Although if he was Phillipe's sole caretaker it would quickly become a Werewolf Jones situation.

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