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sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

# ? Jul 10, 2019 20:14

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 01:35

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/CincinnatiZoo/status/1148989730211676162?s=19

Pictured: a hippo with a drinking problem.

# ? Jul 10, 2019 20:35

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

do you think a hippo could take a shark

# ? Jul 10, 2019 20:39

BlankSystemDaemon: Mar 13, 2009

Jerry Cotton posted:

My sister's cat does that to me whenever I visit. I always thought it meant "gimme food".

Your sisters cat can smell other cats on you, so it's marking you as its own. Congratulations, you get to serve it as if you're its slave.

EDIT: Also, quoting myself for blessing:

D. Ebdrup posted:

Went with a fellow goon to a place in Aalborg, which serves b�fsandwich - it was his first time there. It was good:

BlankSystemDaemon fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Jul 10, 2019

# ? Jul 10, 2019 20:43

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

B�f is loving delicious and blessed.

# ? Jul 10, 2019 21:27

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

B�f�diznuts.

# ? Jul 10, 2019 22:12

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

# ? Jul 10, 2019 22:24

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Is this.. lunch? :thunk:

# ? Jul 10, 2019 22:26

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

a tiny goonlet has joined the world

hopefully when I tell her the story of how I got hopelessly lost on the way back to the room after walking some visiting friends out to their car, her response will be laughter and not "what are hospitals?"

Congratulations! Have you bought her an SA account as Granddaughter of Thunderbeast yet?

# ? Jul 10, 2019 23:06

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

D. Ebdrup posted:

Your sisters cat can smell other cats on you, so it's marking you as its own. Congratulations, you get to serve it as if you're its slave.

I never interact with over cats O_o

# ? Jul 10, 2019 23:15

BlankSystemDaemon: Mar 13, 2009

Jerry Cotton posted:

I never interact with over cats O_o

Some cats are so needful that they will mark just about anyone who doesn't smell sufficiently like them, so that might also be an option.

# ? Jul 10, 2019 23:36

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/megreenwell/status/1148981762095235073

# ? Jul 11, 2019 00:40

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

D. Ebdrup posted:

Some cats are so needful that they will mark just about anyone who doesn't smell sufficiently like them, so that might also be an option.

Over=other but yeah makes sense. It's a found cat; meowing from a parking garage. Very nice but very hungry. I like it.

e: I don't like the hunger; I like the cat.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 01:06

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Jerry Cotton posted:

e: I don't like the hunger; I like the cat.

Why not both?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPrek1oAjG0

# ? Jul 11, 2019 01:30

pseudosavior: Apr 14, 2006; Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

I know that crocodiles can beat sharks, and I'd bet on a hippo taking out a croc, so, transitively, I'd say hippo beats shark.

VVVV Edit: jaguars could take a croc down, but I think the hippo hide might be too tough? I'm only an armchair animalogist, though.

pseudosavior fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Jul 11, 2019

# ? Jul 11, 2019 01:30

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

pseudosavior posted:

I know that crocodiles can beat sharks, and I'd bet on a hippo taking out a croc, so, transitively, I'd say hippo beats shark.

Where do jaguars fit in this?

# ? Jul 11, 2019 01:36

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Krankenstyle posted:

Why not both?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPrek1oAjG0

What the heck is that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fSxT2Gc2s8

# ? Jul 11, 2019 01:37

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Jerry Cotton posted:

What the heck is that?

i think its what people who live in hollywood do when they cant find real acting jobs

# ? Jul 11, 2019 01:41

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

a tiny goonlet has joined the world

hopefully when I tell her the story of how I got hopelessly lost on the way back to the room after walking some visiting friends out to their car, her response will be laughter and not "what are hospitals?"

your baby owns bones, congrats

# ? Jul 11, 2019 02:39

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

I watched a hippo vs hippo fight on youtube and let me tell you I'm pretty sure the shark is screwed. the hippo fight is not appropriate for the thread so I won't be posting it.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 03:08

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

uber_stoat posted:

I watched a hippo vs hippo fight on youtube and let me tell you I'm pretty sure the shark is screwed. the hippo fight is not appropriate for the thread so I won't be posting it.

I googled hippo vs jaguar, found nothing but I did find hippo vs bull shark

# ? Jul 11, 2019 03:09

Proust Malone: Apr 4, 2008

Powershift posted:

He got a selfie with his favorite player

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No one can ever make fun of Oakland A�s attendance ever again

# ? Jul 11, 2019 03:26

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

RFC2324 posted:

Where do jaguars fit in this?

Since they usually target the neck, I'd still vote hippo, they got some thick-rear end neckmeat

# ? Jul 11, 2019 04:54

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Nah jags go for puncturing the skull. But still hippo I guess lol

# ? Jul 11, 2019 04:59

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/jonmikesav8/status/1149087502269108231?s=19

It's a contrast:
#blessed for audio
#cursed for video

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:10

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Jags are extremely metal and unlike other cats that see a prey and think "i'm gonna bite the neck," jags think "im gonna CRUSH THE BRAINCASE"

neck bites are for transport only

# ? Jul 11, 2019 07:19

Carth Dookie: Jan 28, 2013

I'd still give it tummy rubs, consequences be damned.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 07:25

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

There once existed a species of sabre-toothed cat that evolved teeth specifically for hunting early hominids:

# ? Jul 11, 2019 09:34

Onkel Hedwig: Jun 27, 2007

This kills the hominid

# ? Jul 11, 2019 09:44

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

McGavin posted:

There once existed a species of sabre-toothed cat that evolved teeth specifically for hunting early hominids:

How did that work out for it?

# ? Jul 11, 2019 10:35

Creamed Cormp: Jan 8, 2011; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

early hominid : uhmmmm let's evolve into bigger communities, get ourselves some language to better coordinate our hunting efforts, domesticate some wolves to be our buddies, create tools to better protect and feed ourselves and also let's get ourselves some of that super cool "fire" stuff

some dumb rear end feline : hurdur derp durp uhhhhh bIg tEEtH????

# ? Jul 11, 2019 11:19

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Jul 11, 2019 12:42

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Krankenstyle posted:

Nah jags go for puncturing the skull. But still hippo I guess lol

Yeah hippos got big rear end domes too, probably pretty thick to boot

# ? Jul 11, 2019 15:53

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Noblesse Obliged posted:

How did that work out for it?

Oh not so cool now mr smart ~~guy~~giant cat!!

*throws another pointy stick while hanging out by my BIG fire*

# ? Jul 11, 2019 16:14

Aramoro: Jun 1, 2012

Milo and POTUS posted:

do you think a hippo could take a shark

Hippo's are absolute psychos but you're not considering the fact that the shark is so smooth it would just slip right through the hippo's bite.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 16:18

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

a tiny goonlet has joined the world

hopefully when I tell her the story of how I got hopelessly lost on the way back to the room after walking some visiting friends out to their car, her response will be laughter and not "what are hospitals?"