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Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

BrigadierSensible posted:

There is also the practical issue of who, male or female, upon seeing those chairs would choose the "gender appropriate" chair? And whoever buys the chairs needs to buy the exact amount of boys chairs and girls chairs for their house/conference room/whatever.

Paint them blue/pink and put the bathroom stick person signs on them, guaranteed the kind of guy who takes up too much space will avoid Girl Chair like the plague.

I'm ready for my design award :smug:

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Pudding Space posted:

stdh

That's a whole lot of 'dudes' doing that thing that supports your argument, despite the fact any other 'dude' would straight up tell them to move the gently caress over in a heartbeat so they can have a seat.
You are full of poo poo.

technically a guy can be so full of poo poo he gets too dummy thicc and needs to spread/slap his asscheeks on as much surface as possible

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

grittyreboot posted:

Why does the women's version force them to manspread? Am I going crazy?

Ventilation...

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Pudding Space posted:

stdh

That's a whole lot of 'dudes' doing that thing that supports your argument, despite the fact any other 'dude' would straight up tell them to move the gently caress over in a heartbeat so they can have a seat.
You are full of poo poo.

In high school I was on a public bus in school uniform and a dude who was taking up two seats with his spreading told my friend and me to stand for the folks getting on.

We did because he seemed really aggressive and we didn't like conflict.

You should leave your house more often.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Pudding Space posted:

stdh

That's a whole lot of 'dudes' doing that thing that supports your argument, despite the fact any other 'dude' would straight up tell them to move the gently caress over in a heartbeat so they can have a seat.
You are full of poo poo.

"manspreading isn't real" is quite the hot take

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Men should be standing up so others can sit down on busses/trains anyways.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Men should be standing up so others can sit down on busses/trains anyways.

Yeah, real men piss standing anyway. The manliest of men even poo poo standing.

Sleve McDichael
Feb 11, 2019

~nice~

Pudding Space posted:

stdh

That's a whole lot of 'dudes' doing that thing that supports your argument, despite the fact any other 'dude' would straight up tell them to move the gently caress over in a heartbeat so they can have a seat.
You are full of poo poo.

Ooh, la-di-da, look at you and your lack of crippling social anxiety

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
I man spread in the subway every day and no one can stop me because of society's crippling social anxiety.

i vomit kittens
Apr 25, 2019


Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

central dogma posted:

I man spread in the subway every day and no one can stop me because of society's crippling social anxiety.

We live in an anxiety.

Bottom text.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

socialism's biggest hindrance is that all the manspreading extroverts are capitalists and all socialists are nerds.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Whoever thinks manspreading doesn't exist clearly hasn't taken transit but has to express their wrong opinion because they're the same kind of person who charges in saying "ackchewally not all men are like this m'lady"

There's a guy on my bus right now with his legs in a crotch airing diamond shape. And no, I'm not going to creep shot him just to prove my point because that's a gross thing to do and I don't owe any stranger on the interent anything.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Picnic Princess posted:

And no, I'm not going to creep shot him just to prove my point because that's a gross thing to do and I don't owe any stranger on the interent anything.

weird thought process there lol

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

hawowanlawow posted:

weird thought process there lol

Paladinus posted:

We live in an anxiety.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Manspreading is definitely no worse than those people that put purses/backpacks/etc on the seat beside them so no one sits there.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


I <3 my hosed up tiny balls

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Scathach posted:

Manspreading is definitely no worse than those people that put purses/backpacks/etc on the seat beside them so no one sits there.

What about the smell

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


hawowanlawow posted:

weird thought process there lol

No not really. If she hadn’t posted that you probably would have demanded proof.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

LingcodKilla posted:

No not really. If she hadn’t posted that you probably would have demanded proof.

me? I never denied manspreading existed, brain genius

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Once again, a pair of sweaty balls is tearing SA apart

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Maybe the real problem is manexisting. :smug:

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Paladinus posted:

Yeah, real men piss standing anyway. The manliest of men even poo poo standing.

You mean, they poo poo while walking. Manly men are going somewhere and don't stop just to take a dump.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Groke posted:

You mean, they poo poo while walking. Manly men are going somewhere and don't stop just to take a dump.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Groke posted:

You mean, they poo poo while walking. Manly men are going somewhere and don't stop just to take a dump.

like that most macho and intimidatingly masculine of animals, the guinea pig

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I'm gonna invent a bench with separators to prevent man spreading


"gets dogpiled for making anti-homeless bench*

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Deep respect

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

I once found this note in the street by the bus stop. I always wondered what happened to the other sheet.





I considered making a "weird poo poo you've found in the street" thread, but that seems like a lot of effort.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Nettle Soup posted:

I once found this note in the street by the bus stop. I always wondered what happened to the other sheet.





I considered making a "weird poo poo you've found in the street" thread, but that seems like a lot of effort.

I found the cleanly severed front half of a cat once

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


hawowanlawow posted:

me? I never denied manspreading existed, brain genius

Suuuuuure buddy

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

hawowanlawow posted:

I found the cleanly severed front half of a cat once

That reminds me once when I was a kid I was in a car with my mom going grocery shopping. We pulled into the parking lot and saw some car run over the back half of a cat as they left the parking lot. The poor thing was suffering like hell and there was 100% no chance it would survive more than a few minutes. My mom did the right thing and ran over the other half to put it out of its misery. That was so hosed up and gross.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Nettle Soup posted:

I once found this note in the street by the bus stop. I always wondered what happened to the other sheet.





I considered making a "weird poo poo you've found in the street" thread, but that seems like a lot of effort.

TM Universal Studios

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Croatoan posted:

That reminds me once when I was a kid I was in a car with my mom going grocery shopping. We pulled into the parking lot and saw some car run over the back half of a cat as they left the parking lot. The poor thing was suffering like hell and there was 100% no chance it would survive more than a few minutes. My mom did the right thing and ran over the other half to put it out of its misery. That was so hosed up and gross.

the back half was nowhere to be seen


LingcodKilla posted:

Suuuuuure buddy

idgi

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Scathach posted:

Manspreading is definitely no worse than those people that put purses/backpacks/etc on the seat beside them so no one sits there.

People often forget that all humans, regardless of sex or gender identity, are capable of being gigantic pieces of poo poo.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

regardless of how big of a problem man spreading really is, I think we can all agree that those chairs are fuckin stupid and the people who gave her an award for them totally just did it because they thought it would get press

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

What, none of you guys ever had the runs?

The old dude in the back pointing makes it.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Paladinus posted:

Maybe the real problem is manexisting. :smug:

this but unironically

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Solice Kirsk posted:

Men should be standing up so others can sit down on busses/trains anyways.

Why is that?

Also here's a hot take, maybe people of all genders could sit in a manner in which they feel comfortable if there's space to do that but then also have some respect for others' personal space if they have to sit together

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
For the same reason "manspreading" is frowned upon. Social mores.

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

this is the point in the conversation where someone swoops in and makes a post something along the lines of "haha yeah what about the men, right! :smug:" and then everyone talks past each other for another two pages

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