Pick posted:

it's that or read things by women

Big Grunty Secret posted:

Krispy Wafer posted:

Needles being a pretty dope metalhead name, but also the person who'd needle McFly into doing bad things was something I didn't appreciate until the uptenth viewing.

Friend posted:

Biff was the person who George biffed in the face

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I thought biffing in the face was when you get really dehydrated and then ejaculate across someone's visage.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

No, that's known as Sun Tannen lotion

CainFortea posted:

The bucks had space travel in both the book and the movie.

BigDave posted:

The only good deer is a dead deer!

Wild T posted:

I'm doeing my part!

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Women like Marion Zimmer Bradley?

yeah I eat rear end posted:

referencing futurama is pretty much annoying by definition if you ask me

Tubgoat posted:

I'll just make my own references! With blackjack, and hookers! In fact, forget the references!

Pirate Radar posted:

If you like good worldbuilding that also has a good plot then I recommend the Broken Earth trilogy by N. K. Jemisin

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I'm about to read all three of these on your recommendation so they better be good.

tacodaemon posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/DailyMail/status/1153829565879349249

Schmoe Cwead posted:

good metaphor for where we are as a country

Ragequit posted:

America’s bridge had a weight restriction of 239 pounds.

canyoneer posted:

i;m sinking with all thos beans

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I'm about to read all three of these on your recommendation so they better be good.

Cannibalism posted:

Now you are equating roosters, rats, snakes, kangaroos, lizards, monkeys, and people to pit bulls?

Show me the number of death-by-roosters in the past 10 years and how much higher it is than pit bull related fatalities, and I'll start taking your posts seriously.

And yeah man, I totally know what you mean in regards to horses kicking a kids head clean off his shoulders because he might be wearing a loving hat. Happens all the time. You walk behind Ol' Dee in the barn after she notices you're wearing your favorite Texas Rangers hat, and BAM ... your melon flies 100 feet and lands comically into an empty 55 gallon drum.

Also, good job comparing your friend to a dog. Friend of the Year 2005 plaque coming right up.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Reckon sleep deprivation is death by rooster.

Krankenstyle posted:

I thought wound-rape was the rooster's preferred killing move.

Rust Martialis posted:

More like death by cock

Chinatown posted:

i just print everything at work

Burt Sexual posted:

You commute lol

Chinatown posted:

Tony Snark posted:

Gluttony

Your rear end in a top hat is scalded by nigh boiling McDonald's coffee such that is blistered and scarred shut. You are thrown in to a fog ridden field where the hints of scent of your greatest over indulgences in life waft through the air, whether caviar and foie gras or double downs and mountain dew, former status in life matters not, only guilt. Here the damned claw through the fog chasing after those tantalizing smells but never can they find them. All they find for sustenance are the infernal confection worms, disgusting flavorless lamprey like creatures, their skin oozes olestra and their flesh is as a legion of sugar free gummy bears. To not eat them is to die of starvation, to satiate one's hunger is to risk dehydration and hemorrhage as the sinner's entrails explode out their own flesh welded sphincter to eject their hell brewed contents. To die either way is to restart the miserable process all over again, the scents of desire grow slightly stronger, hunger sets in just ever so much faster, and the worms grow the smallest fraction larger each time.

Elysiume posted:

S'il vous plaît is one of less than a dozen French phrases I know. I'm ready to go to France

Kharmakazy posted:

I heard she wrote some decent poems before sticking her head in an oven.

oldpainless posted:

If God created all things, it follows He created Allah and Muslims and He did so for a reason.

zoux posted:

I feel like I don't want to see the back of this t shirt

wizzardstaff posted:

That's right buddy I'm a
M O O N G O D
Take no poo poo, leave no regrets
Fantastic in bed
Always got your back
UNTIL you don't have mine
Always respectful but sometimes
can be a real A**HOLE

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Lain Iwakura posted:

so this got posted to the grey thread

saphirecalypso posted:

I have always been a fan of elliptic curve. Is there anything that you suggest which is better?

I am new to these forums.

apparently there is a crypto challenge involved. if you look at his rap sheet it appears that they posted another thread and people took a crack at it

Computer Serf posted:

oh weird thats a girl i used to date, we met on linkedin

D. Ebdrup posted:

you used to date a porn star?

Computer Serf posted:

technically it was a long distance fling anyway so i'll just accept this allegation at face value

D. Ebdrup posted:

You got catfished, friend.

EDIT: There's even a video of the talk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pnKbibi6QY

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Women like Marion Zimmer Bradley?

Pick posted:

I've never even met anyone who's even read her books, she exists only to be "the bad famous woman" even tho no normal person has ever heard of her or anything she ever produced.

Outrail posted:

I'm not really sure beating it to camgirls is considered a relationship.

Outrail posted:

I'm not really sure beating it to camgirls is considered a relationship.

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Still laughing at the cursed images thread:

Pick posted:

I've never even met anyone who's even read her books, she exists only to be "the bad famous woman" even tho no normal person has ever heard of her or anything she ever produced.

Pick posted:

I've never even met anyone who's even read her books, she exists only to be "the bad famous woman" even tho no normal person has ever heard of her or anything she ever produced.