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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:drank a 22 of vanilla bean cider and smoked a gram of Klingon and I'm feeling fine y'all It's like you had to fill in a couple of blanks to complete the sentence but didn't really have the right words. Also, this video is as good as the description suggests.
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Godholio posted:It's like you had to fill in a couple of blanks to complete the sentence but didn't really have the right words. They don't sell 22oz fancy booze near you? Grinding up some Scroopy Noopers to mix with some Purple Haze for a few evening joints. Might throw some Kilimanjaro terp jelly down the oil rig later. Need to hit the dispo tomorrow.
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This seems good here: https://mobile.twitter.com/chhlss/status/1148470390076743680
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTKlizBS9eA banger. idgaf.
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If there's ever another dick coffee table book, that needs to be redone as a division patch on the cover, original on the inside.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:If there's ever another dick coffee table book, that needs to be redone as a division patch on the cover, original on the inside. There was already a way better quality 173d patch on the dick book
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What's the stupid part of why you joined?? I liked the military because it was the thing my mom was happy about and encouraged me to follow but I really believed in the koolaid about loyalty and honor and poo poo. I feel really disappointed in my idealistic naivete. I was a dumb kid who truly believed in like real knights honor, and i think that idealism further alienated me from my peers. gently caress man. loving twelve years of being listless.
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Jul 24, 2019 19:10
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Life's a journey, you'll never be wealthy, don't regret time you put into anything. Twelve years listless is more like twelve years of the military breaking you. Take every ache and groan to VA C&P (seriously, past 8 years in service, it's break it, bought it policy), and focus on something you enjoy now, hopefully for the foreseeable future. Live a life rich in stories and adventure, and take every goddamn penny the government will give you for being broken. Never feel guilty about it, never flaunt it, never take anyones' poo poo over it. Exist to find your own way, and gather some stories to tell nieces and nephews. Without my dumb four year army stint, I wouldn't have a story to tell about a friend that was nailing a whore in her apartment while I drunkenly watched korean soap operas in her living room, and then we bailed before she could collect money. Moral of the story, get the money up front.
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Jul 24, 2019 19:27
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I never even did cool poo poo. I was just unmanaged anxiety and parental issues to the point where I still even to this day give off this like off putting nervous energy no one wanted to be around. So I got left out of the loop on cool poo poo.
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I exude that "leave me the gently caress alone" vibe all day, everywhere. There's nothing inviting about my personality or appearance. I'm a walking middle finger to society. But that doesn't mean I haven't found a little wedge of comfort at work, with a few neighbors, that sort of thing. Just find your vibe, gently caress everyone elses' problems with it. Also you might have the 'tism touch.
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Honestly dude? I applaud you. I absolutely understand what you mean about having alienated yourself, drinking the kool-aid, etc. Most all of us did, but now we can have a laugh at our former selves and grow from it And you know what? You’re self-aware. Do you know how many people I see on Facebook that carry that childhood naivety of watching the Marine slay the dragon and all the other dumb recruitment poo poo we were fed our whole lives through pop culture. People eat, poo poo, and breathe that. Wearing dumb passive aggressive moto shirts with their kids at Disneyland when they’re 400 lbs and got our ten years prior having done supply. Some dudes I know served 20, some two years with a medical discharge having never done anything outside of bootcamp. But it bums me out because a lot of them still carry that “I did something you didn’t thank me for my service” vitriol and are just generally insufferable and the stereotypes we make fun of on here. Mind the rant, I guess all I’m saying is you’re not oblivious—taking all that bs the grave and literally relying on it to fuel your life, self-worth, self-identity, and desire 30 years from now. We’re all still trying to find our post-service place in society, but at least we’re not walking stereotypes. Thanks for coming to my TED talk Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Jul 25, 2019 |
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I feel guilty sometimes for wearing an Annapolis shirt. It's my undergrad college so I wear it like most others would wear one. But then I don't want that "thank me for my service" either or get into convos about what I did or where I was stationed. So I end up wearing my wife's colleges' gear more than my own. I wear the ring about once every five years, usually at something formal with the wife when I also wear the wedding ring. I just hate wearing watches or jewelry.
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Jul 26, 2019 05:51
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Just tell people you're a fan of the Navy if you want to wear it. Randos don't need to know the details.
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Jul 26, 2019 15:10
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Or just say you're a big fan of sailors.
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Jul 26, 2019 15:34
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A Bad Poster posted:Or just say you're a big fan of seamen.
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Jul 26, 2019 17:03
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True, I could dig the whole "stolen valor" vibe. Or that I'm a bear. Either way is good.
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Jul 26, 2019 22:46
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Watching Vice will definitely not make you feel better about being in, goddamn.
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guilty pleasures https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRMHp7_kPec :edits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPgcdOVuX8Q 100% bangers Brute Squad fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Jul 28, 2019 |
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Jul 28, 2019 06:10
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Is it weird that I want to see the Tour de France? With midgets on tricycles
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Put 6+ ft tall people in pedal cars and I'd watch.
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Jul 29, 2019 02:26
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Don't see anyone getting mad at him for throwing an American flag on the ground like they did for that soccer player 
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It's OK because he first shot a redcoat with it.
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Brute Squad posted:guilty pleasures Much better than the original
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hello i have not posted here in literally years. i was telling someone recently about the deployed dick drawings book and i cannot find my copy. i will pay a whole lot of money to anyone who has one. thank u for ur service.
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Define “a whole lot” I’ve got 2 copies of the first edition and one copy of the second edition.
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how do we get into this gip discord i heard about
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Click Beelay posted:how do we get into this gip discord i heard about easy there buddy there's already two kiwis no space for more
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:easy there buddy there's already two kiwis no space for more too late! thanks man
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Define “a whole lot” I’ve got 2 copies of the first edition and one copy of the second edition. ill give you $150 for both
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Aug 4, 2019 15:59
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gently caress you, McNally. You closing the CE thread ate about a 1500 word effortpost on gun control.
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The system saves your last post draft, which you have now overwritten by posting.
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At least on the Awful app I thought the draft was specific to the thread.
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Bored As gently caress posted:At least on the Awful app I thought the draft was specific to the thread. It is, so you can go back and quote more posts. I don’t recall it not being thread-specific on browser.
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EBB posted:The system saves your last post draft, which you have now overwritten by posting. I've never seen anything like this, what are you talking about?
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