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Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Mordja posted:

They only live for 3 or 4 years tho. :smith:
I used to own a bunch of rats (which are adorable, playful and very affectionate animals, by the way) so I'm unfortunately kind of used to my pets dying quickly.

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Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Cardiovorax posted:

I used to own a bunch of rats (which are adorable, playful and very affectionate animals, by the way) so I'm unfortunately kind of used to my pets dying quickly.
Rats are also cute imo but I don't think I could deal with the heartbreak.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
I stopped keeping them because they require a lot of interaction and I just wasn't able to keep up with them appropriately anymore due to work circumstances, but yeah, it starts being a bit hard on you after a while. I miss David, Harold and Eric. :smith:

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Rats are totally unlike what I expected any kind of cage pet to be—they're like tiny, shortlived dogs. They're awesome, and I never want to keep any again—it feels horribly unfair for any animal with that much intelligence and personality to have such a short lifespan.

Edit: Somebody should design a mod to fix this. :v:

Backhand
Sep 25, 2008
Basically just chiming in to say that I have heard much the same - they WILL die on you very quickly, but while they're alive they are astonishingly social creatures who are perfectly happy to be domesticated.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Rollersnake posted:

Rats are totally unlike what I expected any kind of cage pet to be—they're like tiny, shortlived dogs. They're awesome, and I never want to keep any again—it feels horribly unfair for any animal with that much intelligence and personality to have such a short lifespan.

Edit: Somebody should design a mod to fix this. :v:

Gambian pouched rats can live for around seven years but I'm pretty sure they're not really available for most people.

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

Yeah, rats are the best. I always got the sense that they were individuals with personalities, and I loved all mine dearly. I'm also in the crowd that can't deal with the heartbreak every few years.

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.
I've heard about Chinchillas also being good pets, although they're high maintenance they can live for 20 years.

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008
I'd say get a pet human, if you get them young enough they can last long after you're dead.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Tombot posted:

I'd say get a pet human, if you get them young enough they can last long after you're dead.

Okay, now we're back on the thread topic.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

grandma simulator

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Must-have mod if I ever play Skyrim again. That's hilarious. I wonder if I could rig it to work on Ulric.

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Can I pinch a dragon to make him go away

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
I hope that also works on adults.


"I am sworn to carry your burdens....."

*pinches cheek*

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Definitely more on the awesome side, somebody's working on a very faithful remake of Dark Omen in Unreal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9pHyjC6Vmc

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

I got a better functioning PC again.


Is there any thread here specifically for Skyrim / FO4 modding? I loved both games, and also in VR. I'm hoping that there is some kind of mod list or mod pack that'll blow my mind.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Lord Stimperor posted:

I got a better functioning PC again.


Is there any thread here specifically for Skyrim / FO4 modding? I loved both games, and also in VR. I'm hoping that there is some kind of mod list or mod pack that'll blow my mind.

Skyrim mod thread:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3787350

Fallout 4 mod thread:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3779393

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.


Thanks a bunch!

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/Scambl/status/1158430024258772993

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010


Can you follow the drat train yet though, CJ-san?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


sorry

does smoke say "I'll eat you when I'm done" at the end?

e: i slept on it and now i think i do remember him saying that in San Andreas

Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Aug 7, 2019

Procrastine
Mar 30, 2011


TGLT
Aug 14, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54AZq0c49Q4

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I feel like the mod is skipping a more important question, because I am not questioning why someone put an animu toaster in half life 2, I am questioning why the animu toaster existed to begin with.

Once you accept the reality of the latter I think the former becomes far more reasonable.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

OwlFancier posted:

I am questioning why the animu toaster existed to begin with.
For toasting bread.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Cardiovorax posted:

For toasting bread.

fool did you watch the video? the bread is already toasted before it goes in the animu toaster! mod is a lie!

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

marshmallow creep posted:

fool did you watch the video? the bread is already toasted before it goes in the animu toaster! mod is a lie!
Clearly you do not know the Zwieback, scrub.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Then where is Freeman keeping the "Zeurstbacken" toaster? Which animu is that one? This mod only raises more questions.

ArchRanger
Mar 19, 2007
I'm tired of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where they're goin' and meet up with 'em there.

Does anyone have the gif/video that inspired the thread title handy? Was threatening a friend with it and can't find it.

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

You're welcome:

SplitSoul posted:

Extremely not safe for work, but lots of gif potential.

:nws: https://gfycat.com/melodicunfortunatecornsnake :nws:

lurksion
Mar 21, 2013
146.7K views huh

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Jesus.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
How many were from places other than this thread?

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
That's some advanced kegel technique.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
If we’re gonna be reliving the past someone needs to post the fallout new Vegas sex mod video

Magmarashi
May 20, 2009





Furia posted:

If we’re gonna be reliving the past someone needs to post the fallout new Vegas sex mod video

I actually seriously need a link to the mod or at least just the image that inspired the old five head title cause no one in my rl life believes me that it is as bad as I say

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
Is this that one mod with a 40 page manual for sex controls or was that one for Skyrim?

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
It might well be both, or at least made by the same people. Those types of mods tend to be ported back and forth and often infect multiple games, much like a sexually transmitted disease.

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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Furia posted:

If we’re gonna be reliving the past someone needs to post the fallout new Vegas sex mod video

You're gonna have to be way, way, way more specific.

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