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The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
Follow Michael Che on Instagram and watch his story of him watching 90 day fianc tonight. He reacts the same way we all do watching these morons.

Hes focused on the black guy with the Ukrainian scammer so far.

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UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Is there ever a break from 90 day fiance shows during the year now? It seems like one right after the other, like Bachelor.

otter
Jul 23, 2007

Ask me about my XCOM and controller collection

word.

WhyteRyce posted:

She's just as involved as the rest of the family with their garbage, she just doesn't say stupid poo poo about Einstein's apple theory like her mom. Jah straight up told her her parents are too involved in Pedro and Chantel's marriage (subtly implying she should also stay the gently caress out) and she said they had every right.

I should have clarified that it looks like the show is setting her up, not the rest of the family. Looks from the previews that Jah is going to break her heart.
But yeah, they are way too involved - but not quite Debbie/Colt/Larissa all living together overly involved but close.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Is there ever a break from 90 day fiance shows during the year now? It seems like one right after the other, like Bachelor.

It's drat near two or three at a time

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
I will never understand why women want to move to countries where they are second class citizens. Love shmove, I'm not wearing a black burka/hijab/whatnot in 110 degree heat for anyone. India - cows are sacred. Women? Gang rape them then beat them to death. That is a cool and good society I want to be a part of.

E: just opened the app to get caught up. Im torn between oh loving hell, more Darcy and drooling in anticipation of delicious schadenfreude.

Thora fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Aug 5, 2019

tgacon
Mar 22, 2009

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Theres been some dumb ignorant people on this show, but a 19 year old converting to Islam and moving to Syria all within 6 months takes the loving cake.

You do know theres a civil war there, right?

*shrugs shoulders* Im not really worried about all that.

:tif:

Also: what the gently caress kind of imam did she fall in with who told her Muslims dont date. Go straight to marriage (by mail, with a guy youve never met before, in a place where hes ALREADY BEEN DISPLACED ONCE BY THE CIVIL WAR GOING ON). This is just a parade of red flags.
The fact that this footage was shot months if not years ago is the only solace I have that this *might* not end in tragedyand even that is assuming a reality show wouldnt run with footage that led to a subject and camera crew getting disappeared, which itself is almost certainly more charitable than the genre deserves.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
friend: You should have a backup plan for when you move to this war-torn country in case you need to gtfo

idiot: you worry too much

this cast has really outdone themselves so far

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Theres been some dumb ignorant people on this show, but a 19 year old converting to Islam and moving to Syria all within 6 months takes the loving cake.

You do know theres a civil war there, right?

*shrugs shoulders* Im not really worried about all that.

:tif:

You know who should be happy that the "nah, don't worry about the civil war. Or the rights of women. Or the fact that it's loving Syria, and i'm a young american girl" fuckwit is on this show now? Darcy, because she suddenly isn't the most insufferable person being shown. Only by a little. But hey, support your local hospital and play this fun drinking game...take a shot every time Darcy mentions Jessie. Chug from the bottle every time she says anything about being engaged.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Darcy's new boyfriend saying "nah I'm sending a driver because I don't want to see you until you brush your teeth" is like a top 10 90 Day highlight for me

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
i dunno if i can watch Darcys dumb face for another season tbh

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Martinpale posted:

You know who should be happy that the "nah, don't worry about the civil war. Or the rights of women. Or the fact that it's loving Syria, and i'm a young american girl" fuckwit is on this show now? Darcy, because she suddenly isn't the most insufferable person being shown. Only by a little. But hey, support your local hospital and play this fun drinking game...take a shot every time Darcy mentions Jessie. Chug from the bottle every time she says anything about being engaged.

TLC R&D have succeeded in fusing Nickel and Darcy into Avery.

What has science done?!

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Just sending my gambling addict boyfriend to pick up my dad from a hotel/casino
sure everything will be fine

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



If anyone fancies watching a drama about what happens when you go to Syria to become an ISIS bride, then theres a short British series called The State thats well worth a watch. This girl is so, so incredibly dumb.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6068620/

Looks like it was on National Geographic in the US and is available to stream on Prime video at the least.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Oh boy, really looking forward to this obese white lady having to fast and abstain from smoking for ramadan

Deadite
Aug 30, 2003

A fat guy, a watermelon, and a stack of magazines?
Family.
Did they always give Paul subtitles on The Other Way or did I just not notice it before?

Because it made me laugh pretty hard when I did notice it

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
I love when Paul smooshes words that he's embarrassed about together. Paternity test became patrnytes, terrorisistic threatening terristhrenning, etc

AveMachina
Aug 30, 2008

God knows what COVIDs you people have



So just a big bag of people being catfished in some way or another this season, huh.

I love watching Darcey talk to her twin, it's like watching Gollum talk to himself

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



tgacon posted:

Also: what the gently caress kind of imam did she fall in with who told her Muslims dont date. Go straight to marriage (by mail, with a guy youve never met before, in a place where hes ALREADY BEEN DISPLACED ONCE BY THE CIVIL WAR GOING ON). This is just a parade of red flags.

There's more red flags here than what's present at a full on pomp and circumstance red flag parade. While Avery's 19 and fesses up she was a party girl and felt that wasn't a good fit for her, it's odd she goes and converts to what looks like a particularly strict version of Islam instead of just taking some time for herself to sort out who she is. Then there's her brother sharing when she went vegetarian, she was sneaking all sorts of non-vegetarian food. And I'm pretty sure most pizza places aren't halal unless they're a halal restaurant.

I don't see this ending well since even if her party days were tame, they're still not going to sit well with someone who's apparently never held hands or kissed someone else.

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Deadite posted:

Did they always give Paul subtitles on The Other Way or did I just not notice it before?

Because it made me laugh pretty hard when I did notice it

Welp...looks like Paul's in the doghouse. That is so next level that I couldn't even laugh...just stunned silence.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

:lol: the Mormon dude literally got "WE WERE ON A BREAK"ed

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
My husband can have 4 wives? Why did no one tell me!?

*literally did no research or ask any questions before moving to Qatar*

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Demon Of The Fall posted:

My husband can have 4 wives? Why did no one tell me!?

*literally did no research or ask any questions before moving to Qatar*

Covering up is stupid you can't tell me what to do why are people staring at my shorts

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
The new before the 90 days cast is amazing but i already feel so bad for nails guy :(

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Yeah nails dude you can tell is just so horribly sad inside. I feel like you can watch his sadness actively bury the clear doubts and red flags in real time.

ISIS bride cray cray.

Paul is amazingly broken. Ive got to believe once the TLC cameras leave Karines father is gonna get a bunch of old police officers together and chase him down, presumably as he crab walks into the Amazon, never to be seen again.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

#empoweringwomen

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Feel bad for the nail guy. And Darcy needs to go to a therapist and follow their advice because she is awful at picking men to date.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Gaunab posted:

Feel bad for the nail guy. And Darcy needs to go to a therapist and follow their advice because she is awful at picking men to date.

If the therapist says anything nice to her she'll probably think he's about to propose

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
Before the 90 Days: The dumbest cast yet

*Caesar, five years of a Ukrainian dating scam is enough bro, find a nice local girl and stop this poo poo please. Listen to your boss. Listen to anyone other than her.
*Darcy is back again. I cant watch her, I cant not watch her.
*Ferrari gun guy is going to curl that tiny barbell too many times, drop it and as it falls it catches his waistband, which knocks loose the gun tucked in there, the gun hits the floor and shoots his tiny dick right off. Then hell have to get a bigger Ferrari to compensate.
*Girl using Islam to rebel against her family, I dont see any happy ending to that. I realise shes an adult but loving hell, ground her or something... Once she finally tells her parents her plan to move to Syria that is.
*Private eye woman is going to be honor killed in Tunisia for sleeping with the stoned goony looking fucker.

Im so angry about all of these idiots I cant remember what I saw on The Other Way, something something Pole still being a dick.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
*actively lies about who she is* "what if he's not who he says he is? 😭"

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
I actually feel bad for Darcy. The dude she picked just seems flat out mean. He wont even pick her up at the airport :(

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

remigious posted:

I actually feel bad for Darcy. The dude she picked just seems flat out mean. He wont even pick her up at the airport :(

Would you want to meet someone that has gone 7 hours without brushing their teeth

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Looking forward to seeing what incredibly mean and high maintenance European man Darcy finds next.

Fritz from Germany who screams at Darcy for eating too many peas at dinner.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

WhyteRyce posted:

Would you want to meet someone that has gone 7 hours without brushing their teeth

Do you just stay inside and refuse to speak to anyone after, like, 2 PM or what?

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

WhyteRyce posted:

Would you want to meet someone that has gone 7 hours without brushing their teeth

He dresses like a Griffendor so my only guess is that he's altruistically looking out for Darcy otherwise if a professor catches her with plaque it's gonna be -5 points from Slytherin.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Do you just stay inside and refuse to speak to anyone after, like, 2 PM or what?

everyone should be carrying around Trident and those disposable tooth brushes in their pockets at all times

really though, I understand that people from England and the US have different perceived scales of time when it comes to traveling but she's basically on a plane for the equivalent of a sneak out early from the office day.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
My wife carries around a little bottle of Listerine because my breath be stankin'

JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?
In Love/Life After Lockup news, "Goddess" Tracie is back in the slammer:

https://starcasm.net/love-after-lockup-tracie-wagaman-arrested-felony-drug-possession-2019/

Don't do crack, kids. :eng101:

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



That. Photo.

e: and for people who don't watch the show, Tracie is actually one of the more likable people.

EL BROMANCE fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Aug 9, 2019

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Also kudos to Darcy's new man for getting her friend to shove her cleavage into the phone right in front of her

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Jr. posted:


I love watching Darcey talk to her twin, it's like watching Gollum talk to himself

this was good

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