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I mean tbh I'm pissed we never actually saw the Deep's dick because 1) like all the dudes in superhero tights it looks massive and more importantly (2) in the scene where Starlight meets Hughie her teeth are stained with squid ink. I just have to know what's going on down there. And I mean, he's got gills where his abs should be, so it really could be anything. I'm picturing a scale replica of a giant squid that's still way bigger than it should be. What does that dick look like. Show us the dick, cowards.
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Aug 9, 2019 18:16
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Bust Rodd posted:I’ll just come out and say it: Personally I just don't see the story telling utility in 90% of nudity or sex scenes in tv shows these days, it's almost like producers think it is a requirement for a show to be "adult." Seriously, porn is plentiful and easy to access, it's not the 80's and 90's anymore.
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Aug 9, 2019 18:22
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I mean tbh I'm pissed we never actually saw the Deep's dick because 1) like all the dudes in superhero tights it looks massive and more importantly (2) in the scene where Starlight meets Hughie her teeth are stained with squid ink. Sort of a Princess Clara situation you figure?
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Aug 9, 2019 18:23
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Aces High posted:You saying we should've seen if The Deep was a grower or a shower when he pulled a Louis C.K. on Starlight? i think we all know its a tentacle
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Aug 9, 2019 18:45
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bring back old gbs posted:i think we all know its a tentacle just a whole-rear end squid goddamnit
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Aug 9, 2019 18:54
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I mean tbh I'm pissed we never actually saw the Deep's dick because 1) like all the dudes in superhero tights it looks massive and more importantly (2) in the scene where Starlight meets Hughie her teeth are stained with squid ink. Holy poo poo I never picked up on that.
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Aug 9, 2019 19:12
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I thought dude was joking but yeah it's there
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Aug 9, 2019 19:17
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:just a whole-rear end squid goddamnit Vintersorg posted:Holy poo poo I never picked up on that. lol same i was just making a joke, but it probably is
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Aug 9, 2019 19:26
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The Boys: Show us the Octodick, Netflix.
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Aug 9, 2019 19:57
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Bust Rodd posted:I’ll just come out and say it: I mean the detective basically went to a sex club
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Aug 10, 2019 02:55
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I mean tbh I'm pissed we never actually saw the Deep's dick because 1) like all the dudes in superhero tights it looks massive and more importantly (2) in the scene where Starlight meets Hughie her teeth are stained with squid ink. sir this is TVIV not ADTRW
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Aug 10, 2019 02:56
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When the angry groupie fingerbangs his gills, he says something like "it looks weird, it's not what you expect" when she starts undressing him and I don't think he was talking about his gills. I was expecting some Shape of Water action at that point 
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Aug 10, 2019 03:18
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Pretty weird that season 2 is switching formats to be a one camera sitcom with the Butchers and Homelander raising a super kid, but hey, I'm game.
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Aug 10, 2019 05:25
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Out of all the character arcs for Season 2 I do wonder what they could do with The Deep the most, everyone else feels like they have a plan. Unless it's just for things to always get worse for him.
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Aug 10, 2019 06:00
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The Deep’s mom played by a 90s staple. She whoops his rear end
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Aug 10, 2019 06:10
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bobjr posted:Out of all the character arcs for Season 2 I do wonder what they could do with The Deep the most, everyone else feels like they have a plan. He's gonna try to become a hardcore ecoterrorist but just end up as Super Captain Paul Watson.
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Aug 10, 2019 06:20
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Honestly I could see him going to try to blow up an offshore drill... but he just causes a huge oil spill that kills millions of fish and all the whales and dolphins he brought to attack. It’s weird because even though my first experience is of The Deep being a rapist... the show is trying to hard to get me to feel bad for this loser... while at the same time giving him his comeuppance... I’d really love a behind the scenes look or a cast commentary to hear how the actor feels about playing such a pathetic shitheel. Also everyone in this show is acting their absolute pants off. It’s very high quality.
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Aug 10, 2019 13:15
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Bust Rodd posted:Also everyone in this show is acting their absolute pants off. They really really are.
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Aug 10, 2019 15:08
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Bust Rodd posted:Also everyone in this show is acting their absolute pants off. Especially The Deep in that first scene with Starlight, wow.
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Aug 10, 2019 15:24
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DrNutt posted:Pretty weird that season 2 is switching formats to be a one camera sitcom with the Butchers and Homelander raising a super kid, but hey, I'm game. Fill in the blanks for me I've got nothing good.
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Aug 10, 2019 15:28
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Bust Rodd posted:It’s weird because even though my first experience is of The Deep being a rapist... the show is trying to hard to get me to feel bad for this loser... while at the same time giving him his comeuppance... It's not exactly sympathy, but it's interesting to look into his life and get some sense of why he's like this, why he was okay with forcing himself on Starlight, and find out it's partially because he's a weak-willed moron who's being used by people more powerful than him. There's an article I read about some movie I absolutely cannot remember that explored the idea of what life is like when you're stupid. Not mentally challenged where you might be able to get some assistance, just a regular old very stupid person. And you end up pissing people off or reacting in certain ways not because you actually want things to go that way, but because you just don't understand what's going on or what the other person is thinking, or because you're pretending you DO understand so you won't be embarrassed. It's uncomfortable to feel BAD for a rapist like The Deep, but it's interesting to see this jock rear end in a top hat who's himself so pathetic and powerless.
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Aug 10, 2019 16:17
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Phenotype posted:it's interesting to see this jock rear end in a top hat who's himself so pathetic and powerless. But, then again, he's kind of singularly concerned with the things that appeal to him. They're important to him so they should be important to EVERYONE and that no one gets it is infuriating. Yet, he's driving a massive pile of poo poo car that helps kill the environment and totally overcompensates for his inferiority.
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Aug 10, 2019 16:30
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Now that Deep went full Britney Spears I bet the PR people are going to put that big clunky dive helmet on him "something something Atlantean Curse". I hope Season 2 introduces the rebranded seven as True. *puts pointy klan hood over dive helmet* "Smells like a comeback!"
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Aug 10, 2019 16:41
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They're not going to do the final issue of the series as a throw away gag, the whole point was to illustrate that the supers were pointless and obsolete.
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Aug 10, 2019 16:43
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SardonicTyrant posted:In this very special episode of Homelander's House,
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Aug 10, 2019 19:10
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Somebody deepfake the opening to Full House with the Homelander as Danny, Butcher as Uncle Jesse and Deep as Joey.
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Aug 10, 2019 21:13
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Azhais posted:Sort of a Princess Clara situation you figure? I understood and appreciated this reference. Calamari mayonnaise momma for life!
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Aug 10, 2019 22:20
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bobjr posted:Out of all the character arcs for Season 2 I do wonder what they could do with The Deep the most, everyone else feels like they have a plan. He's going to get his arm chopped off, replace it with a harpoon, and then just keep getting it uselessly stuck in things.
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Aug 10, 2019 22:30
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SardonicTyrant posted:In this very special episode of Homelander's House,
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Aug 11, 2019 00:34
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Still trucking through The Boys in comic form. Why does the Wolverine analogue only ever say "Gonna"? And why does he have hammers instead of hands? I'm glad the show is going its own direction, it's way better than just about anything I've seen in the comic. I don't know why I keep going, honestly. I think there's just barely enough good scenes to combine with my OCD that hates putting a story down half-read. I guessed the "secret" of this last arc immediately just because Ennis is super predictable at this point. And I was completely right, no twists or swerves. Professor X is molesting his students! So edgy! This is two arcs now in ~20 comics where he's written an interesting detective story and then throws it all out the window at the end because he's always gotta go for the most shocking twist ever, and in his permanently-15-year-old brain, that's always going to be "they're loving". e: actually that's three different detective stories he's ruined. I forgot about the side mystery about how Batman and Robin fell out. They had a threesome with Harley Quinn and now they hate eachother because something something sexuality. Phenotype fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Aug 11, 2019 |
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Aug 11, 2019 14:26
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Phenotype posted:Still trucking through The Boys in comic form. Why does the Wolverine analogue only ever say "Gonna"? And why does he have hammers instead of hands? Preacher is absolutely his best work and even that is barely readable at times with the amount of edgelord poo poo he tossed in
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Aug 11, 2019 14:34
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Ate My Balls Redux posted:Preacher is absolutely his best work and even that is barely readable at times with the amount of edgelord poo poo he tossed in Please respect my meat waifu
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Aug 11, 2019 14:40
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Ate My Balls Redux posted:Preacher is absolutely his best work and even that is barely readable at times with the amount of edgelord poo poo he tossed in It's Hitman by a long country mile.
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Aug 11, 2019 15:23
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Phenotype posted:e: actually that's three different detective stories he's ruined. I forgot about the side mystery about how Batman and Robin fell out. They had a threesome with Harley Quinn and now they hate eachother because something something sexuality. Catwoman. And I wouldn't say Hitman was very far ahead of Punisher Max at its best, if at all.
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Aug 11, 2019 15:46
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Hitman had some pretty good bits in there, though. The fight with the SAS, the Wild West arc, that one issue where Superman shows up on the rooftop and has a heart to heart with Tommy. I tend to enjoy Ennis's work when he's restrained by DC's editorial board or has a partner or producer that's willing to rein him in. The man has some real talent, but he's just too unbelievably immature to be allowed out without an adult.
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Aug 11, 2019 15:55
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Phenotype posted:It's not exactly sympathy, but it's interesting to look into his life and get some sense of why he's like this, why he was okay with forcing himself on Starlight, and find out it's partially because he's a weak-willed moron who's being used by people more powerful than him. Punch drunk love?
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Aug 11, 2019 16:40
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Phenotype posted:Hitman had some pretty good bits in there, though. The fight with the SAS, the Wild West arc, that one issue where Superman shows up on the rooftop and has a heart to heart with Tommy. I tend to enjoy Ennis's work when he's restrained by DC's editorial board or has a partner or producer that's willing to rein him in. The man has some real talent, but he's just too unbelievably immature to be allowed out without an adult. I'm not about to argue. His run on Hellblazer was excellent, and there's little in DC that tops the Hitman/JLA Special. But overall, Hitman mainly pushed buttons that Ennis has pushed time and again.
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Aug 11, 2019 17:06
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Jedit posted:Catwoman. I loving know I am going to hate myself for asking but what the gently caress? Please tell me this is some weird alternate earth elseworlds bullshit. Also Hitman is the best. Ellis needs someone standing over him with a rolled up newspaper to swat him and yell "NO" when he tries to get edgelordy. I think Hitman was the only time someone has been there.
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Aug 11, 2019 19:45
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I loving know I am going to hate myself for asking but what the gently caress? Please tell me this is some weird alternate earth elseworlds bullshit. I would argue that the editor with blunt weapon was largely there for Punisher Max as well, one of the reasons why it's generally so good- there's a limit to how vile you can get when you're working with a marvel property, even an Bohemian Nights fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Aug 11, 2019 |
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Aug 11, 2019 19:48
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True, but to me, parts of it just read like fanfic written by a 15 year old. Not particularly good fanfic either. Leagues better than any time he's left on his own though.
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Aug 11, 2019 19:53
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