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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


I pity this animal's tortured existence continuing past death

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Yeah, that's probably the strongest case ever made for me to become a vegetarian.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Slather that brisket with sweet baby rays and i bet it'd still win a barbeque competition somewhere in the US.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

























*squirts daddy's corn creamies everywhere*

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Slather that brisket with sweet baby rays and i bet it'd still win a barbeque competition somewhere in the US.

not in the southeast

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Randaconda posted:

not in the southeast

I've had plenty of bone dry meat+baby rays in the heart of the southeast and mecca of barbecue: florida.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







Im missing the boiled cabbage and potatoes

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I've had plenty of bone dry meat+baby rays in the heart of the southeast and mecca of barbecue: florida.

Florida, known mecca of barbecue

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Randaconda posted:

not in the southeast

Or California.
Can we get a Texan in here to so we can blame this on Ohio?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I've had plenty of bone dry meat+baby rays in the heart of the southeast and mecca of barbecue: florida.

Haha, oh wow

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Florida, known mecca of barbecue

The Ozona Pig is really good BBQ in Florida :colbert:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Come to florida for the olds/crocs/standyourground/racism, stay for the bbq.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Just keep watching. This has more twists and turns than you can imagine.

https://twitter.com/_kurlykay/status/1164701297330872320

I have no real way to describe what this is other than "America".

The first sign we were in trouble was the BBQ sauce. Why even season it beforehand if you're gonna do that?

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I was alright with it until they just dunk it in that white sauce. It probably isn't horrible, it just has so many clashing flavors that it's just pointless.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

Tony Snark posted:

Or California.
Can we get a Texan in here to so we can blame this on Ohio?

That brisket is actually from Texas. Like someone in Texas served that to another Texan. How in the world there wasn't a gunfight is beyond comprehension.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Sir Lemming posted:

Just keep watching. This has more twists and turns than you can imagine.

https://twitter.com/_kurlykay/status/1164701297330872320

I have no real way to describe what this is other than "America".

The first sign we were in trouble was the BBQ sauce. Why even season it beforehand if you're gonna do that?

they went to fry it and I'm like of course they'd fry it but then wait there's more, it's pizza time. and at the end they dunk it in ranch. there's always ranch.

you could have just stopped with the chicken breasts. maniacs.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


5x cooked chicken

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Who makes those drat videos and how can I get them arrested?

They always fry the things so that wasn't a surprise.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I mean, I feel like they stopped a little shy of perfection. Grilling the shredded chicken tortilla pizza is all well and good, but they could have battered and fried it a second time to really seal in all the flavors.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
Under the universal law of no pizza rules I am left with no choice but to allow it.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
I feel almost certain that thing is the horrifying invention of a mad Scotsman.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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uber_stoat posted:

I feel almost certain that thing is the horrifying invention of a mad Scotsman.



The meal that drips from your rear end

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
The only downside in that is that I probably couldn't shovel it into my mouth fast enough before the lower layers start to get cold.

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

fizzymercy posted:

That brisket is actually from Texas. Like someone in Texas served that to another Texan. How in the world there wasn't a gunfight is beyond comprehension.

Texas is home to a lot of non Texans (including myself). Maybe a Californian (a lot of those transplanting here lately) was trying to extend an olive branch to the neighbors and failed miserably. The DIY hack for brisket was easily detected.

In all honesty, it looks like it was braised in the oven with a marinade and liquid smoke.

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

uber_stoat posted:

I feel almost certain that thing is the horrifying invention of a mad Scotsman.



I dont even know what anything in this picture is. Would.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

We get it, you're in ketosis

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

ZombieCrew posted:

I dont even know what anything in this picture is. Would.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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FInally, a dinner that costs as much as it weighs.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Sir Lemming posted:

Just keep watching. This has more twists and turns than you can imagine.

https://twitter.com/_kurlykay/status/1164701297330872320

I have no real way to describe what this is other than "America".
Onboard until it turned into a pizza???

Sir Lemming posted:

The first sign we were in trouble was the BBQ sauce. Why even season it beforehand if you're gonna do that?
Do you not season your meat when making sauced BBQ or are you just morally opposed to sauced BBQ.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



would

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

zedprime posted:

Do you not season your meat when making sauced BBQ or are you just morally opposed to sauced BBQ.

well most bbq sauce is overwhelmingly sweet. I would find it hard to believe anyone could tell the difference between a well seasoned meat coated in the stuff vs non-seasoned meat coated in it. it's used to mask bad cooking not enhance anything.

Zira
Oct 9, 2007

You have a job! Karl has a job! What's my purpose?
Karl has a job!Karl has a job!
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Scarodactyl posted:

Agave is not an artificial sweetener, it is just loaded with fructose.
That is a really odd lineup of things to be allergic to.

I'm allergic to a ton of things, actually. I'd list them, but it genuinely is not that interesting.

But I will say

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Same thing happens to me with gin, oddly.

Me too, buddy. Me, too. :(:hf::(

More on topic, here is a cultmoo video that is straight up cheating, but if you leave off the ketchup, technically, I could eat it! I won't, but I could, I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-wW9-Eibg8

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!





Why... why is this pie issuing a dire warning? Is it because it's past the 'best by' date?

LadyPictureShow has a new favorite as of 01:57 on Aug 25, 2019

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

LadyPictureShow posted:



Why... why is this pie issuing a dire warning? Is it because it's past the 'best by' date?

It says, "Look out". What more do you want?

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

zedprime posted:

Do you not season your meat when making sauced BBQ or are you just morally opposed to sauced BBQ.

TBH I probably would -- if tasked with making that type of "BBQ" chicken in the first place -- just because I'm a fiend for seasoning. But in the back of my mind I'd know I'm probably wasting my time. That type of BBQ sauce really drowns out whatever it's mixed with.

I'm not against BBQ sauce at all, mind you, it's just one of many points in the video where I'm wondering why they even bothered doing the step before.

Sir Lemming has a new favorite as of 02:09 on Aug 25, 2019

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN

~Squiggly Buns~

EAT IN A PUBLIC PLACE

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Sir Lemming posted:

TBH I probably would -- if tasked with making that type of "BBQ" chicken in the first place -- just because I'm a fiend for seasoning. But in the back of my mind I'd know I'm probably wasting my time. That type of BBQ sauce really drowns out whatever it's mixed with.

I'm not against BBQ sauce at all, mind you, it's just one of many points in the video where I'm wondering why they even bothered doing the step before.

yeah, they basically made their own sauce to start and then dumped bbq sauce onto it. a step too far, like every other part of that accursed concoction.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

The whitest form of "ethnic food"

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