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i shave my junk with a straight razor. i've only lopped my dick off once
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Be sure to save all your fingernail clippings and hair hidden in envelopes around your studio. It would be terrible if they fell into the hands of a voodoo witch.
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Aug 26, 2019 02:34
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Oscar Wild posted:Be sure to save all your fingernail clippings and hair hidden in envelopes around your studio. It would be terrible if they fell into the hands of a voodoo witch. unless the voodoo witch made a doll and simulated sex on it. *she says from the bathtub filled with port*
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Aug 26, 2019 02:38
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My Shoes posted:unless the voodoo witch made a doll and simulated sex on it. Obviously you're not a voodoo witch. Proper voodoo requires hair or fingernail or skin remnants from the victim for the magic to be properly potent. No one knows you went big on Sunday, sleep in to cut the hangover and just skip your shower. You will not smell like cheap wine.
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Aug 26, 2019 03:00
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Oscar Wild posted:Obviously you're not a voodoo witch. Proper voodoo requires hair or fingernail or skin remnants from the victim for the magic to be properly potent. You were wrong OhDubs. People keep asking why it smells like a cheap french dive bar whenever im around today. Thanks for the lovely advice man!
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Aug 26, 2019 20:53
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Scraping the candida off your tongue with a too-long fingernail and wiping it on your sock
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Aug 26, 2019 20:56
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My Shoes posted:You were wrong OhDubs. People keep asking why it smells like a cheap french dive bar whenever im around today. Thanks for the lovely advice man! I'm sorry but that's just called "smelling french".
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Aug 26, 2019 21:08
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I use a pumice stone to exfoliate my dead skin cells and then I put them in a pile and snort it because I believe it gives me power (and i don't want my powerful cells in the wrong hands - like that of a voodoo witch).
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Aug 26, 2019 21:09
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i save dozens of dollars a year by bathing in public fountains
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Aug 26, 2019 21:12
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goethe.cx posted:i shave my junk with a straight razor. i've only lopped my dick off once Have you sent in any confessions to the Anonymous Confession thread?
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Aug 26, 2019 22:14
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Can you lop a dick off more than once?!
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Aug 27, 2019 05:19
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:My partner can do whatever the heck she wants down there because she does it for herself and her own comfort/personal hygiene. Not for me. Period. I really don't care when giving her oral because she keeps neat and tidy enough and I enjoy it. She enjoys it. We're good. "not for me. period (!). youre a whiny manbaby" eugh you talk like this gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Aug 27, 2019 |
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Aug 27, 2019 07:24
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numberoneposter posted:i save dozens of dollars a year by bathing in public fountains *me earlier in the day on a walk with my friend* Yeah, I sometimes pee in that fountain to stick it to the Man.
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Aug 27, 2019 08:24
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Both men and women should shave their armpits/groins at least once a week
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Aug 27, 2019 10:21
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My Shoes posted:Can you lop a dick off more than once?! It grows back bigger than before.
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Aug 27, 2019 10:27
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Universe Master posted:It grows back bigger than before. This is false, please do not try this.
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Aug 27, 2019 11:02
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Universe Master posted:It grows back bigger than before. That's just an illusion because of the sharp edge it creates
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Aug 27, 2019 11:41
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gey muckle mowser posted:is it ok to use the same stick of deodorant on both my armpits and my balls? gently caress no. One stick for left armpit and ball, one stick for right armpit and ball.
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Aug 27, 2019 11:58
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You're supposed to shove the deodorant up your poochute, in order to stave off the undesirable fragrances
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Aug 27, 2019 12:00
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Just eat the thing, your poop will smell great for weeks.
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Aug 27, 2019 12:01
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When you shave your pubes you get an extra inch, I can only imagine what cutting off the entire dick does for length and girth. When you put it back on, of course.
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Aug 27, 2019 12:13
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Universe Master posted:It grows back bigger than before. Can confirm
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Aug 27, 2019 12:16
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I am too prone to ingrown hairs to stay velvety smooth shaven down stairs. When I do they pop up right on the lip edge and hurt the worst and are hard to treat. I wish I could be like one of the smooth folk but I'm doomed to be a smartly coiffed genital sasquach.
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Aug 27, 2019 14:17
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My Shoes posted:Can you lop a dick off more than once?! Mine just reproduces by budding 
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Aug 27, 2019 14:28
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Rad-daddio posted:Mine just reproduces by budding Geez do they make special clothes for people with this affliction? Do you even regard this as an affliction or... like an opportunity? :P
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Aug 27, 2019 17:52
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anyone else like to just get real filthy? just sweat all day and not take a shower? get that ball stink up to 11? maybe even not take a shower for a few days? just get real ripe?
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Aug 29, 2019 22:46
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No, that's disgusting.
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Aug 30, 2019 00:14
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gary oldmans diary posted:i never said or indicated a thing. you apparently think a girl would only shave for a guy at his insistnace and entirely missing the point of why she would simply want to. self-own a little more please You doing ok buddy it’s just some pubes man?
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Aug 30, 2019 01:44
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gary oldmans diary posted:i never said or indicated a thing. you apparently think a girl would only shave for a guy at his insistnace and entirely missing the point of why she would simply want to. self-own a little more please 
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Aug 30, 2019 01:45
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I am growing out/knitting my pubes into a pair of permanent briefs.
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Aug 30, 2019 05:28
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I am growing out/knitting my pubes into a pair of permanent briefs. What that like
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Aug 30, 2019 05:32
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:What that like Still a work in progress but I am feeling good about it!
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Aug 30, 2019 17:33
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Pube cornrows.
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Aug 30, 2019 18:05
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Colonel Cancer posted:Pube cornrows. Crab farm
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Aug 30, 2019 18:35
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There once was a goon most hirsute His ball hair hung down to his boot The crabs on his scrote Braided it like a rope And bungie jumped off of his skin flute Ai yi yi yi Your father's bar stool is a road cone
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Aug 30, 2019 20:27
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:You doing ok buddy it’s just some pubes man?
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Aug 31, 2019 06:12
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No one cares
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Aug 31, 2019 07:02
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when i go to the store i like to smell the body washes because Good Smells i guess have given me some form of autism Lite and now i own a ton of body washes i cant go through quickly enough even when its hot and i end up in the shower like four times a day (in morning, after first job, before second job pre-nap, before bed) so i smell REALLY GOOD
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Aug 31, 2019 07:15
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“Habits” 
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peak cleanliness
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