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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post Tweets, Skeets, Terds, Spooges, etc.: Mods be obsessed with catching sixers.
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Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.

Sestze posted:

he is going to punch a racist.

dennis rodman: antifascist

Then he'll go visit North Korea.

Dennis rodman: totalitarianism is just fine.

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Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug
....it's a knuckle sandwich. How is this hard to grasp?

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Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





 Who is the CEO of racism these days? I know there was a big shake up during their IPO.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Teach posted:

....it's a knuckle sandwich. How is this hard to grasp?

That's not the hard part. There is a lot of poo poo happening these days and knowing which particular thing (if any) it's referencing can be lost in all the noise.

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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/PhilipPullman/status/1166992804373045253

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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://twitter.com/Fergal/status/1166699361667100675

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HelixFox
Dec 20, 2004

Heed the words of this ancient spirit.

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/PhilipPullman/status/1166992804373045253

Love that he walked this back by casually mentioning a different method of execution.

https://twitter.com/PhilipPullman/status/1167025453208625152

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Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
Already deleted...

Please don't tell me Phillip Pullman the author is being an rear end.

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Hattie Masters
Aug 29, 2012

COMICS CRIMINAL
Grimey Drawer

Roblo posted:

Already deleted...

Please don't tell me Phillip Pullman the author is being an rear end.

He was not very subtly saying he wishes Boris Johnson was strung up from the nearest lamppost.

Whether or not he still had his internal organs was not mentioned, so I'm assuming no.

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HelixFox
Dec 20, 2004

Heed the words of this ancient spirit.

Roblo posted:

Already deleted...

Please don't tell me Phillip Pullman the author is being an rear end.

https://twitter.com/jelly_pack/status/1167013804741451777

And a reply saying he wasn't directly saying he should be hanged, but y'know, axes and blocks are still around and work.

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UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166839524762296320?s=19

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Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
I know the answer is always “he totally did” but I had to check on that one.

I live in crazy town.

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Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Hattie Masters posted:

He was not very subtly saying he wishes Boris Johnson was strung up from the nearest lamppost.

Whether or not he still had his internal organs was not mentioned, so I'm assuming no.

Oh, excellent! He's still an ok person.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

UnfurledSails posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166839524762296320?s=19

Argh this is a decent joke

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Seeing Trump feel good, even for a moment makes me angry.

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

HelixFox posted:

https://twitter.com/jelly_pack/status/1167013804741451777

And a reply saying he wasn't directly saying he should be hanged, but y'know, axes and blocks are still around and work.

Boris Johnson is a white British conservative politician, what exactly are people thinking Pullman meant?

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felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

zoux posted:

Argh this is a decent joke

Heartbreaking: the worst head of state you know just made a decent joke.

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Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Dr Christmas posted:

Seeing Trump feel good, even for a moment makes me angry.

He knows, and that's why he does it.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 We're the haters! We're the ones being shaken off aughhhhhh

https://twitter.com/nlyonne/status/1166925661048582144

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Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005

Dr Christmas posted:

Seeing Trump feel good, even for a moment makes me angry.

If it helps, dude probably doesn't feel good pretty much ever and is just saying poo poo to keep a sense of superiority 100% of the time.

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Puppy Time posted:

If it helps, dude probably doesn't feel good pretty much ever and is just saying poo poo to keep a sense of superiority 100% of the time.

It does not.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Puppy Time posted:

dude probably doesn't feel good pretty much ever

But that's every body

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Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



 That’s a pretty weak troll. At least it seems to be mostly spelled correctly. But he is the antithesis of the thread, never darken it with him again.

On the other hand...
https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1167088585788387328

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Claeaus
Mar 29, 2010

UnfurledSails posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166839524762296320?s=19

Trump has now made two tweets that implies some type of self-awareness and that have made me chuckle. I'm not sure how I feel about this..


This was the other one FYI:
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1163603361423351808

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 https://twitter.com/alexisthenedd/status/1167099787671420928

Why can't I hold all these popes

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Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Inceltown posted:

That's not the hard part. There is a lot of poo poo happening these days and knowing which particular thing (if any) it's referencing can be lost in all the noise.

There isn't a harder part or anything else to get lmao who are you

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/WillSloanEsq/status/1167039316926898177?s=19

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/metasynthie/status/1167076923673141248?s=20

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Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/alexisthenedd/status/1167099787671420928

Why can't I hold all these popes

I'd rather have no pope.

Or this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mbxe33BYW8

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/tweetsbyrocket/status/1166700760651968514?s=19

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 https://twitter.com/GraceHadassah/status/1166923460024516609

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/GraceHadassah/status/1166923460024516609

https://twitter.com/GraceHadassah/status/1166944920755679232

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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/GraceHadassah/status/1166923460024516609

Delightfully, this is a thread.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 FOOKIN SAWKS

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Athaboros
Mar 11, 2007

Hundreds and Thousands!



 https://twitter.com/chanbanhi/status/1167156801571307521

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Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/officialDannyT/status/1166894080019709953

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Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/stephenfry/status/1167178902428618752?s=21

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 https://twitter.com/muslimmissworld/status/1167181557099970560?s=21

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/courtesyfavstar/status/1167045664393584640?s=21

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