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In case anyone is out of the loop, some asshat is spamming BYOND hub with fake servers. Joining them gets you goatse'd at best, infected with malware at worst. It"s generally pretty obvious cause they tend to have a spoofed playercount in the thousands and names/descriptions filled with nazi poo poo, but they've also been trying to spoof legit servers so be on guard. It's best to make a bookmark of any server you play on and join with those - Goon's are byond://goon1.goonhub.com:26100/ for rp and 26200 for non-RP.
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Bumping to let people know that the NSS Manta is in service 
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Sep 17, 2019 21:48
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Victory Position posted:Bumping to let people know that the NSS Manta is in service Already played a couple rounds, and I learned that the janitor mop's ability to infinitely absorb puddles is quite effective at soaking up flooding. 
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Bloody Pom posted:Already played a couple rounds, and I learned that the janitor mop's ability to infinitely absorb puddles is quite effective at soaking up flooding. First thing I do as janitor is show the swimming pool who's boss  I had written off the mop when I first started playing janitor (sponge is pretty superior for cleaning), but when the new fluids system went in the mop turned into a magical anti-fluid weapon. If you're janitor on OSHAN you're practically the anti-Neptune keeping the floods at bay.
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I also learned that you can spam-click on the centre of a big puddle with the mop and become a Jojo of cleaning as you rapidly soak up the entire thing in a matter of seconds. Came in pretty handy when some rear end in a top hat started spilling coffee everywhere 
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Sep 18, 2019 00:04
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monolithburger posted:Today we learnt that birds can pickup and nibble on light grenades just fine Does this work with heavy grenades or do you need two birds with a line between them?
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Sep 18, 2019 04:51
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Greytide station wide https://youtu.be/maC_xGt2D68
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Found the one armed bandit  
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Sep 24, 2019 07:59
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Feature request: allow slot machine handles to be used in arm transplants, and vice versa.
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Sep 24, 2019 08:22
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monolithburger posted:Feature request: allow slot machine handles to be used in arm transplants, and vice versa.
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Sep 24, 2019 12:24
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monolithburger posted:Feature request: allow slot machine handles to be used in arm transplants, and vice versa.
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Sep 24, 2019 12:40
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quote:John Pubbs yanks on lovely Bill's slot machine arm. 
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Sep 25, 2019 18:28
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Is this real because if so I will play again ASAP
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Sep 25, 2019 21:06
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Sadly, no. Not yet.
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Sep 25, 2019 21:53
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you should be able to escape hell by building a ladder out of your own severed arms
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Sep 25, 2019 21:57
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Fun fact about Hell: The atmosphere is toxic, but you're invincible so you don't need to breathe.
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Sep 25, 2019 22:04
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That fact is not fun. 
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Sep 26, 2019 04:45
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I found a sax solo that would fit perfectly in the game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt76-vvCGWs&t=57s.
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Sep 27, 2019 03:37
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Bike horn orchestra
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Sep 27, 2019 03:47
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So I've played like 2 games so far. I think the more enjoyable job for me has been mechanic so I can go around with wire clippers and welders and toolkits because it sounds fun. I'm just curious what I should actually be doing in a given game or whether I need to be patrolling for broken wires.
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Sep 27, 2019 04:06
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Toalpaz posted:So I've played like 2 games so far. I think the more enjoyable job for me has been mechanic so I can go around with wire clippers and welders and toolkits because it sounds fun. I'm just curious what I should actually be doing in a given game or whether I need to be patrolling for broken wires. The joy of mechanics is in making stuff with the mechcomp machine. It can seem a bit daunting but its fairly intuitive once you got the procedure figured out. Deep in the wiki theres a page on the control unit which lets you do all the things that make the crew wanna kill you. E: If you are only 2 rounds in then just walk around enjoying the sights and fiddling with stuff. I recommend playing as captain or HoP
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Toalpaz posted:So I've played like 2 games so far. I think the more enjoyable job for me has been mechanic so I can go around with wire clippers and welders and toolkits because it sounds fun. I'm just curious what I should actually be doing in a given game or whether I need to be patrolling for broken wires. Learn how to build teleporters. Just make a whole mess of 'em. One from the bar to engineering to establish your value, 5 random ones into a square next to the crusher, then finally three one-way teleporters into Genetics to liven up their day.
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toolkits are the key to everything in this game never leave home without a utility belt loaded down with tools so you can bust through doors like a rabid staff assistant at a moment's notice
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Sep 27, 2019 05:05
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feature request: when you throw someone or are thrown out of an airlock, the log says (only for the two involved) "Thumbs McGronto eagerly/viciously/hilariously/cartoonishly yeets Pustule The Slobbering into space! Ice cold!"
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Toalpaz posted:So I've played like 2 games so far. I think the more enjoyable job for me has been mechanic so I can go around with wire clippers and welders and toolkits because it sounds fun. I'm just curious what I should actually be doing in a given game or whether I need to be patrolling for broken wires. hack doors so they electrocute people but aren't noticeably altered at first glance.
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Qubee posted:hack doors so they electrocute people but aren't noticeably altered at first glance. Or be more insidious and hack open the doors, attach signaling devices to the bolts or, if you want to be mean, the electrification wires and occasionally just toggle them on/off to annoy people or make them hate the AI. Bonus points if you get every single door on the station tuned to one signal to toggle them all at once.
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Rynoto posted:Or be more insidious and hack open the doors, attach signaling devices to the bolts or, if you want to be mean, the electrification wires and occasionally just toggle them on/off to annoy people or make them hate the AI. Bonus points if you get every single door on the station tuned to one signal to toggle them all at once. While doing this, if you're a traitor, encourage the Engineers to hotwire the engine to the grid and push it into meltdown if they aren't doing so already  .
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Sep 27, 2019 14:35
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Neddy Seagoon posted:While doing this, if you're a traitor, encourage the Engineers to hotwire the engine to the grid and push it into meltdown if they aren't doing so already Convincing engineers to do a hellburn isn't even traitor antics
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Sep 27, 2019 14:44
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Rynoto posted:Or be more insidious and hack open the doors, attach signaling devices to the bolts This comes in handy as a bomb-throwing
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Mors Rattus posted:Convincing engineers to do a hellburn isn't even traitor antics It is when the doors start vaporizing people.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:It is when the doors start vaporizing people. Yeah but it’s not like thats really gonna make it MORE lethal
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The most I've tried because I wanted to effect the game is weld doors shut and cut light wires, but that's just cause I learned to interact with them and use them. I'll try and learn how to interact with doors. I also found a closet/transporter thing where you order stuff and I ordered a bunch of random things and rode the converor belt after getting wasted to the loading dock area to see if they came in. They did one game and I threw up everywhere and released a bunch of monkeys.
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:feature request: when you throw someone or are thrown out of an airlock, the log says (only for the two involved) "Thumbs McGronto eagerly/viciously/hilariously/cartoonishly yeets Pustule The Slobbering into space! Ice cold!" There's already a low chance to randomly "yeet" things when you throw them. That'd be a little more difficult because it's not possible to know if the yeeted one is actually going into space.
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Zamujasa posted:There's already a low chance to randomly "yeet" things when you throw them. That'd be a little more difficult because it's not possible to know if the yeeted one is actually going into space. I love that throwing the Detectives gun has a chance for it to randomly go off.
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Zipguns should have a chance of firing when thrown, otherwise they harmlessly break unless they have grenade/rpg rounds.
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So there's a couple of players running around on the main server as a "married couple" of anime girls every round as a persistent relationship. They have their character names associated and are always "together" in the game sometimes doing gross things in dark corners. Now, in the old days this poo poo would have been very publicly not tolerated but nowadays most of the admins are pubbies and it seems to me like they are letting it go.
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Womyn Capote posted:So there's a couple of players running around on the main server as a "married couple" of anime girls every round as a persistent relationship. They have their character names associated and are always "together" in the game sometimes doing gross things in dark corners. Now, in the old days this poo poo would have been very publicly not tolerated but nowadays most of the admins are pubbies and it seems to me like they are letting it go. You sure the admins aren't just waiting for a reprise of this? (warning, link is potentially  for those sensitive to super gross online behavior)
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Womyn Capote posted:So there's a couple of players running around on the main server as a "married couple" of anime girls every round as a persistent relationship. They have their character names associated and are always "together" in the game sometimes doing gross things in dark corners. Now, in the old days this poo poo would have been very publicly not tolerated but nowadays most of the admins are pubbies and it seems to me like they are letting it go. Have you been reporting it with adminhelp?
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Zamujasa posted:Have you been reporting it with adminhelp? Or posted about on the actual Goonstation forums?
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Womyn Capote posted:So there's a couple of players running around on the main server as a "married couple" of anime girls every round as a persistent relationship. They have their character names associated and are always "together" in the game sometimes doing gross things in dark corners. Now, in the old days this poo poo would have been very publicly not tolerated but nowadays most of the admins are pubbies and it seems to me like they are letting it go.
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