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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy
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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
lol don't delete my ip make it 10 times larger font john hancock my poo poo up fam I'm proud to have played a role in the luciferian pissbringing

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The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Pooky posted:

Of course alphabet agencies could just get a clone of my VMs from the providers, but getting approval for stuff is annoying so you should always make them work for it. That's not my concern here though, if the tape is real then that's already happened and they're also inside my personal network. Security, like consequence, is simply nonexistent if you're backed by those in power. The concern is with giving an investigative journalist and their information network this kind of info.

Here's what I'm going to do pending better ideas:

Removing myself and those that request it
Timestamp resolution to hours instead of seconds
Dropping last octet from IP addresses
Referred-by fields containing somethingawful.com/* to a single placeholder token
Sanitize discord and facebook chat references


E: Go to bofacdn.com/delete from anywhere you want deleted
CLICK ME TO BE REMOVED

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Burn Zone posted:

links 404in

Supposed to. It still logs.

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later
She should have to say it's real first.

Slate? More like Deep State.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Flavius Aetass posted:

NO HATS NO STATS

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


you can give her my logs when she WEARS THE GODDAMN HAT

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

crazy cloud posted:

lol don't delete my ip make it 10 times larger font john hancock my poo poo up fam I'm proud to have played a role in the luciferian pissbringing

I want her to compare it to twitter logs of all us assholes who tell her to wear the hat on twitter and doxx me

Come to my house ashley, meet my wierd family and call me a bedbug to my face

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

crazy cloud posted:

lol don't delete my ip make it 10 times larger font john hancock my poo poo up fam I'm proud to have played a role in the luciferian pissbringing

:same:

Proud to have been a Piss Tape Prophet

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

If the piss tape is what does it I'm going to lose my poo poo

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

definitely curious what she wants with the logs. maybe just unique visitors or something?

if seeing our big wet boy on the phone watching someone piss on a bed is wrong i dont want to be right

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later

01011001 posted:

definitely curious what she wants with the logs. maybe just unique visitors or something?

Maybe she's curious if anyone at the White House or Executive Building or FBI or maybe also which news companies have already seen it. Kind of interesting if they pop up. I tried to get some members of Congress to watch it. If Brian Schatz hasn't watched it he doesn't love America. I know that dude reads all his mentions.


...
Do we have time to click the link tomorrow, like after 1PM Eastern? if not whatever. She'll not be shocked that someone at my work was watching piss tape 50-100 times in two work days.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Max Walrus posted:

someone at my work was watching piss tape 50-100 times in two work days.

loving casuals

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

The matrix but morpheus tells neo about the piss tape

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Inspector Hound posted:

The matrix but morpheus tells neo about the piss tape

welcome to the desert of the piss tape

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

crazy cloud posted:

loving casuals

every day I wake up and open-palm slam my PISS TAPE IS REAL bookmark 30-50 times then

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


I'm not afeared, send my IP to the world

gently caress Putin

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Pooky posted:



E: Go to bofacdn.com/delete from anywhere you want deleted
CLICK ME TO BE REMOVED

If an FBI cleanup crew or presidential advisor IP address clicks that link are you gonna accidentally honor their click

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


give ashley unredacted ips

also give us unredacted ips, so we can analyze them

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Mao Zedong Thot posted:

give ashley unredacted ips

also give us unredacted ips, so we can analyze them

This.

Information wants to be free.

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


the piss tape is real and donald trump is both its star and its most frequent viewer his sweaty ham finger mashing f5 PLAY IT AGAIN he screams as he frantically pounds his mushroom tip dilznick into a pulp

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later
I had extremely powerful and real piss tape dreams last night. Anyone else experiencing this? Woke up multiple times in a cold sweat saying, “The piss tape is real.”

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Max Walrus posted:

I had extremely powerful and real piss tape dreams last night. Anyone else experiencing this? Woke up multiple times in a cold sweat saying, “The piss tape is real.”

every night

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
movie idea: a journalist is sent to investigate a young forums poster who was found covered in piss after watching a mysterious tape 7 days earlier

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Did you see Ashley's latest article about all the times the Times got not mad online?

It's good, but it's missing something. Wear the hat.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

crazy cloud posted:

lol don't delete my ip make it 10 times larger font john hancock my poo poo up fam I'm proud to have played a role in the luciferian pissbringing

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
I get it, she's looking for the original leaker, not the cleanup crew. On scandal stories like this the sourcing would be everything (presumably why no journalist touched it before - not knowing for 100% certain that our grainy clip didn't come from some music video, project Veritas, or something equally embarrassing). So the only important thing is to find out who the clip came from, if they're still out there obsessively watching it spread. If she can contact them, good, if she can find the original full-length recording hosted somewhere by them using the same IP, all the better. Hopefully the original leaker never found this thread and they probably don't know about the removal link.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

I still believe the "Roger Stone drunkenly posted it on 4chan one night" original leaker theory, for the record

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

movie idea: a journalist is sent to investigate a young forums poster who was found covered in piss after watching a mysterious tape 7 days earlier

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

WampaLord posted:

I still believe the "Roger Stone drunkenly posted it on 4chan one night" original leaker theory, for the record

Him or someone similar doing the same makes the most sense. Stone would have a copy of the tape.

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later
Roger, if you're out there reading this thread, please do not click the link.

The leaker is definitely monitoring this thread.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Source4Leko posted:

Him or someone similar doing the same makes the most sense. Stone would have a copy of the tape.

It makes sense that a man who worked for Nixon would be involved with incriminating tapes.

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

WampaLord posted:

I still believe the "Roger Stone drunkenly posted it on 4chan one night" original leaker theory, for the record

Lol it was posted on 4chan on the same day he got arrested

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later

Spergin Morlock posted:

Lol it was posted on 4chan on the same day he got arrested

He was arrested Jan 25th. Wasn't it posted Jan 15th?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Max Walrus posted:

He was arrested Jan 25th. Wasn't it posted Jan 15th?

Ah that might be accurate. It was posted in this thread on Jan 25th tho

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Pooky posted:

Of course alphabet agencies could just get a clone of my VMs from the providers, but getting approval for stuff is annoying so you should always make them work for it. That's not my concern here though, if the tape is real then that's already happened and they're also inside my personal network. Security, like consequence, is simply nonexistent if you're backed by those in power. The concern is with giving an investigative journalist and their information network this kind of info.

Here's what I'm going to do pending better ideas:

Removing myself and those that request it
Timestamp resolution to hours instead of seconds
Dropping last octet from IP addresses
Referred-by fields containing somethingawful.com/* to a single placeholder token
Sanitize discord and facebook chat references


E: Go to bofacdn.com/delete from anywhere you want deleted
CLICK ME TO BE REMOVED

not clicking on this link. proud to be a part of the piss tape's unveiling

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later

Blitz7x posted:

first time posted on january 15th
.....
mods please rename me to No.1 detective

It's real and it was Roger. That's canon now

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
I always liked the theory that it was some unhappy intelligence grunt missing their paycheck during the shutdown.

Either one fits well, because it seems to definitely be a low-level leak by someone who wasn't supposed to leak it. I say that because it seems to have been done without any purpose except spite. Whoever did it was content for it to be quietly forgotten and did not try to draw the media to it at all. Because of that it'd be really surprising if the tape dropping was done on orders from the top of any major group, or part of some international power play.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Dumb Lowtax posted:

I always liked the theory that it was some unhappy intelligence grunt missing their paycheck during the shutdown.

Either one fits well, because it seems to definitely be a low-level leak by someone who wasn't supposed to leak it. I say that because it seems to have been done without any purpose except spite. Whoever did it was content for it to be quietly forgotten and did not try to draw the media to it at all. Because of that it'd be really surprising if the tape dropping was done on orders from the top of any major group, or part of some international power play.

either that or it was done by someone in the brief window of time they were able to do so, possibly right before getting arrested and having their home searched

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

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Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later

Spergin Morlock posted:

either that or it was done by someone in the brief window of time they were able to do so, possibly right before getting arrested and having their home searched

¿Porque no los dos?

Disgruntled agent missing a paycheck or two provided the screen and the original high quality 4K full-length piss tape.
Disgruntled fixer facing imminent arrest and desperately wanting a pardon or some other kind of cover provided the lovely cellphone recording and compressed upload to 4chan.

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