FactsAreUseless posted:

FactsAreUseless posted:

A ton of mods and admins got PMs like that, all from the same long-since-permabanned poster. Aw hell, I'll say it: gunky junket. I doubt she sends PMs after searching her name anymore.

FactsAreUseless posted:

A ton of mods and admins got PMs like that, all from the same long-since-permabanned poster. Aw hell, I'll say it: gunky junket. I doubt she sends PMs after searching her name anymore.

I think I had the pics a few computers ago but it was some insane poo poo. She send me dozens of these multi-page screeds with photoshops and poo poo. It was a weird time.

Dannywilson posted:

Some things you did annoyed me at times over the last couple years, especially as a non prolific semi-lurker but jesus christ this place attracts some goddamn next-level crazy people, gently caress.

ELO Musk posted:

GJ was perhaps the most insane poster I've ever seen post. She PMed a lot of randos including myself when she wanted to understand BYOB and I think she serves as a great example of posters rallying weird fanbases around posters that are psychotic and bad for the fora.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Even kyoon or caro?

Andro posted:

Texas cheesesteak melt, with extra crispy hash browns (gotta ask for that), and a waffle for dessert is the best menu at Waffle House. Texas Angus patty melt is good, too.

Anthony Bourdain taught me that.

zoux posted:

And in what state did you have these supposedly Texan delicacies

CannonFodder posted:

The state of inebriation

Sagebrush posted:

someone other than me find the post where the gang of furries complain that they were thrown out of the hotel for getting drunk and walking up and down the lobby in poo poo-filled diapers

Midjack posted:

dsyp

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Everything is a sewer if you're brave enough

sebmojo posted:

TerryLennox posted:

The ruins of a smoking lab, two out of four walls are gone and the ceiling has a healthy hole in it. There is a black smear in the shape of a person. Prof. Klapotke is holding a standing body like Captain America's shield. The body is intact from the back but the front is a bleached skeleton. The rest of the graduates are screaming and calling for HAZMAT and the EMTs.

"Ja, clever frau...exploding when Hans talked about loading the sample using a robot into the mass spectrometer. But I'm Klapotke and I'm analyzing the scheisse out of you, hexaazaisofluoronitrocubane."

rndmnmbr posted:

There is... well, was, briefly, a compound containing a single carbon, a whopping thirty-seven nitrogens, and a single fluorine "just for fun." The elder scientist had high hopes for the compound. He watched with rigid intensity as Grad Student #3357 carefully loaded the crystal into the mass spectrometer, then seemingly relaxed as the machine switched on.

If you were fast enough, you might catch the ghost of a smile as the NMR tube spiderwebbed. Maybe a quiet "Finally" as the sides of the machine started to burst.

The noise went on a surprisingly long time.

But eventually, as the echoes fade enough to hear the gentle clatter of debris landing in the crater where the building used to stand, a pile of rubble shifted, and a soot-stained figure stood with a grim look on it's face. Still damned and cursed by the laughing gods, by Wotan Glad-'O-War and Loki Lie-bringer. A thousand careful years to bring science to this point, and still he could not die.

And then a sigh, as Dr. Klapotke extracted himself from the wreckage and began planning how to get a thirty-eighth nitrogen into the compound.

Endorph posted:

Verranicus posted:

How is this not pandering?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Snooze Cruise posted:

stop pandering to the dumb stupid idiot crowd with your posts bitch

90s Cringe Rock posted:

lilljonas posted:

Postnord is the devil. This is from back in 2017, where a package of mine got stuck for half a month in Malmö:



I can just imagine the PostNord employee who, for ten days, went up to the package and said "yup, still sitting there, on it's way", logged its status, and then buggered off again.

Calculating based on the distance covered, the packaged moved at an average speed of 0.0215 km/hour. Which is, amazingly enough TWICE THE SPEED OF AN ACTUAL SNAIL.

gschmidl posted:

Cat love car

https://twitter.com/Productions33/status/1175136067550244864

Intel&Sebastian posted:

*Elon and a lawyer tumbling around his office as they grapple for control of the send button on a quote-tweet about teslas being pussy magnets*

terminal chillness posted:

My hill: every american high school should have a home ec type class and as part of the curriculum they should get a copy of The Joy of Cooking and it should be a requirement to graduate.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Good call, that book is really thick and might help stop a bullet

Paladinus posted:

^^^ Oh, youtube keeps recommending me this video.

DoombatINC posted:

Barnacle Gym

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i can lock the door to my office

i won't ever do it, though

TimWinter posted:

Well yeah, you don't want to get locked in to the janitor closet

EorayMel posted:

Bobby Digital posted:

Tabarnacle Gym

Vintersorg posted:

it rained a bit today (not mine):

https://twitter.com/patlety2k/status/1175085857193242624

Jerry Cotton posted:

Busmilk shouldn't be that colour.

pentyne posted:

Fedora culture is one of the weirdest bastardizations of a bygone era clothing trend. Fedoras, Trillbies, newsies cap, all of them had a certain standard.

You don't wear a hat in doors. You take it off when inside a building, you put it on when you exit a building.

EL BROMANCE posted:

There’s no way these dummies are going to buy something they can only wear twice a year.

Mikl posted:

On hats:

RFC2324 posted:

I learned that was the rule with all hats is. You don't wear a hat indoors, period.

Facebook Aunt posted:

You can wear a bonnet indoors. Really any ladies hat.

Doc Hawkins posted:

please, i am a hat doctor, this is medical advice

please don't do this

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I wear my hat indoors at work but I argue that A) the guard shack doesn't qualify as a proper building, and B) I work graveyard shift and am therefore alone, with no one to offend with my hat-wearing.

Elfgames posted:

if you give a gently caress about the wearing of other people's hats indoors you are just as much of a loser as the trilby wearer

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I wear my hat indoors at work but I argue that A) the guard shack doesn't qualify as a proper building, and B) I work graveyard shift and am therefore alone, with no one to offend with my hat-wearing.

Eschenique posted:

Unpasteurized milk is like lead utensils. Just because there were still humans left afterwards doesn't mean it was good by any means. Back in ye olden days people had to take any calories they could get to have the strength to not die before 40 or whatever and so milk served the purpose. As did bark bread, Thames water and British cuisine. But we have advanced to a point where you don't have to pay with a slice of your lifespan for every meal you eat to live through the day.

baka kaba posted:

Pasteur's wager

Sagebrush posted:

reminds me of the idiot motorcyclist old wives' tale that if you crash while wearing a helmet, it will catch on the ground and snap your neck, whereas if you have a bare head your scalp slides around on your skull like an apple in a sock and prevents your brain from getting damaged

Sagebrush posted:

if your scalp slides around your skull like an apple in a sock

flakeloaf posted:

that's.... amore?