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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Inceltown posted:

I can see how you get that but we're the country that lost a PM. He just went missing once and we never found him.

The PM in the story, Bob Hawke, held a drinking record.

It’s totally believable.

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001


...English Channel four times non-stop

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Daily_Express/status/1171303917935878144

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I never knew baby shoggoths would be so cute :3:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It's been nice knowing all of you, everyone grab a flamethrower and start praying.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

By popular demand posted:

It's been nice knowing all of you, everyone grab a flamethrower and start praying.

It would a privilege to be consumed by, and become one with, Juiblex. Praise Juiblex.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Absurd Alhazred posted:

It would a privilege to be consumed by, and become one with, Juiblex. Praise Juiblex.

i appreciate this reference

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://twitter.com/IanLovdahl/status/1174552744687890433

Duodecimal
Dec 28, 2012

Still stupid
It's one of these things (oglaf is nsfw generally)

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


:same:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Another successful mission for Marine 1. :911:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
GOATUS

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


First minerals, then pee. Goats are unstoppable.

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

They crave that urinal.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

chitoryu12 posted:

First minerals, then pee. Goats are unstoppable.

They ain't called GOATs for nothin'.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

That’s just your analysis :shrug:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Goat piss gotta be pretty dire if they prefer human piss

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL0P76BULHY

Watch the last ten seconds.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Best way to charge your enemy: arms back, barely balanced, face as far forward as possible. Wimp Lo would truly be proud to know they've expanded upon his technique.

ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme

Azathoth posted:

Best way to charge your enemy: arms back, barely balanced, face as far forward as possible. Wimp Lo would truly be proud to know they've expanded upon his technique.

It makes slightly more sense when you're holding knives.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

ArcMage posted:

It makes slightly more sense when you're holding knives.

Why? When you run normally are you constantly slamming your fists into your body?

d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...

Azathoth posted:

Best way to charge your enemy: arms back, barely balanced, face as far forward as possible. Wimp Lo would truly be proud to know they've expanded upon his technique.

"Now let's try some Butt of Your Rifle to My Face style! Ah-ha! Im being detained at Guntanamo which makes me the victor!"

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

d3lness posted:

"Now let's try some Butt of Your Rifle to My Face style! Ah-ha! Im being detained at Guntanamo which makes me the victor!"

i appreciate this reference


("THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!")

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/SPIN/status/1175379224183627776


Leonard Cohen died in 2016

ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Why? When you run normally are you constantly slamming your fists into your body?

When you run, your hands are I always front of you, and if you trip, you land on them.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Village People incite unlikely circle pit and wall of death at Riot Fest

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

The big secret about metal is that it's incredibly camp.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Ghost Leviathan posted:

The big secret about metal is that it's incredibly camp.

Metal is actually the gayest genre of music despite what homophobic idiots might think

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



not a big fan, though i can enjoy some metal. but its definitely true that most metal fans are big ol teddybears (and some are regular bears)

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I've heard at least one metal cover of a Village People song that works pretty well. (Albiet it's pirate metal band Alestorm covering In The Navy. Over a One Piece AMV. Ah, those were the days)

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
I've seen a Wall of Death at an Aquabats show during Demolition Rickshaw- with an actual rickshaw in the pit. We'll do it at the slightest provocation.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Man drowns after proposing to girlfriend underwater with terribly ironic note

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




This is to sad for words

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
That would be a great setup for a ghost movie, with that last line.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I know I’m not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but we need to bring back handwriting classes.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

This is to sad for words

I would argue that it is exactly sad for words, in fact.

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Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

But how did it taste?

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