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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Platystemon posted:

This is almost as good a self‐own as:



The sterile thing is real but uh the horniest people I know who are really open about it are all trans so

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It’s a bad look to be a self‐proclaimed feminist opposing reproductive choice.

It wasn’t long ago doctors demanded a husband’s permission before operating.

There remains a soft requirement to be drat near forty years old before they’ll do a tubal ligation.

thicc_waluigi
Jan 5, 2019


https://mobile.twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1174871396855382016

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 6 days!)


he's rollin with them punches
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1175567531362250753

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Dear leftist
Forgive me
I ate the trump steak you left on the floor
I'm sorry
It was delicious
So burnt
And so well done

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005
out on the town having the time of my life at the hours long line to get into the supermarket. everyone in line is just out of frame, laughing

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
Here in this repressive police state, where I am publicly filming a documentary in opposition to the government.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



"Crumbling infrastructure.
An impoverished, corrupt police state."

wow can you imagine such a thing

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
There was a line for hours to get into this fully stocked store

Also the corrupt police state bit is great considering the us has an illegal military base on the island where we torture people

Captain Billy Pissboy has issued a correction as of 20:46 on Sep 22, 2019

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
suffering under communism is a failure of communism whereas suffering under capitalism is an intended and celebrated feature

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

nope

The whole point of nofap is to reestablish healthy attitudes towards sexuality and women, which modern pornography attacks from all angles. It’s the antithesis of incel ideology

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

obviously my embarrassing staning of nofap in the cspam pics thread has backfired spectacularly, but if anyone reading this is struggling with intimacy as a result of pornography addiction, I just want to say don’t be turned off from trying the nofap route just because SO CALLED COMRADES will ridicule you for it

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

tbf porn can have weird effects on our perception of sexuality and if one feels that one's getting warped it's absolutely legit to stop using porn

still if that troubles you you can probably just wank without visual aids, it's not particularly hard

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

V. Illych L. posted:

tbf porn can have weird effects on our perception of sexuality and if one feels that one's getting warped it's absolutely legit to stop using porn

still if that troubles you you can probably just wank without visual aids, it's not particularly hard

I don't necessarily disagree. NoFap as a movement though overlaps with incel poo poo and general misogyny. A better solution than NoFap would be to loosen your grip and support feminist porn producers

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

my precious, precious brands

FoneBone
Oct 24, 2004
stupid, stupid rat creatures
https://twitter.com/dineshdsouza/status/1175848457191510016?s=21

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Wow racist.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
my fav part of the Cuba grocery tweet is how he says “no hope,” as though the ability to choose between identical tomatoes in different cans all owned by the same giant multinational is the last fragile thread tying him to sanity

and it probably is lmao

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I don’t know where y’all shop, but where I shop, the rest of the shelf wouldn’t be full of different tomato brands.

It would feature different vegetables.

It’s a dumb tweet and he’s lying about the context, but those shelves could be stocked better if there were no embargo.

Kindest Forums User
Mar 25, 2008

Let me tell you about my opinion about Bernie Sanders and why Donald Trump is his true successor.

You cannot vote Hillary Clinton because she is worse than Trump.
And the fact that Cuba has a national plan for food security through local organic farming. So you might only have choice of one type of canned tomatoes (gasp) but you'll have a constant supply of diverse, fresh, delicious fruits and vegetables. What a horrible society to live in.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/oct/28/organic-or-starve-can-cubas-new-farming-model-provide-food-security

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

V. Illych L. posted:

still if that troubles you you can probably just wank without visual aids, it's not particularly hard

if it’s not particularly hard that makes it even more difficult!!! folks,

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005
https://twitter.com/deathpigeon/status/1175906952435515392

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

this goes some places

https://twitter.com/deathpigeon/status/1175907740654268423

christ

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

https://twitter.com/deathpigeon/status/1175945483690401793?s=20
loving amazing

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
It's all gone, what was it?

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ghost Leviathan posted:

It's all gone, what was it?

after the revolution we will abolish all systems of precise measurement

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Taintrunner posted:

after the revolution we will abolish all systems of precise measurement

Specofically, the act of objectively measuring things denies peoples lived experiences. Probably just a highdea that the tweeter had the sense to shut down their twitter for after it started to blow up

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!
https://twitter.com/lettucewrangler/status/1175952169893281793

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

How could you possibly have a functioning society without actual measurements of time/weight/etc.

Like what is the possible alternative.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
any proper communist movement should seek to abolish counting

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Temperature is a capitalist lie so I'll leave this uncooked chicken on the counter for the next 5 hours while I'm at work.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

any proper communist movement should seek to abolish counting

can’t make a memorial to dead landlords if there’s no way to count the bodies

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

The Metric system was proposed by Revolutionary France btw

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005
how many different factions did the left split into? impossible to tell

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

OldTennisCourt posted:

How could you possibly have a functioning society without actual measurements of time/weight/etc.

Like what is the possible alternative.

Assuming theyre not just dumb or trolling? Hardcore an-prim i guess, like full "agriculture was a mistake" types?

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Plutonis posted:

The Metric system was proposed by Revolutionary France btw

Hence why it was a bourgeoisie revolution.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/yungneocon/status/1167564020704063488

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER


this is correct, it is not immoral for the super rich not to give away their money. what's immoral is that we aren't just taking it away from them

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991


lol but also lol at the fact "b-b-b-b-but grocery stores" was considered an acceptable anti-communist argument in c-spam circa 2015-16

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Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


R. Guyovich posted:

lol but also lol at the fact "b-b-b-b-but grocery stores" was considered an acceptable anti-communist argument in c-spam circa 2015-16

i think its fair to say that after 2016 we've all had to reckon with being wrong about many things

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