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Oscar Wild posted:I comb and brush myself daily, but not my head. *Chewbacca noises*
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I was gonna do laundry today because I’m out of undies but I found a clean pair so I’m good for another 3 days. Anyways My Shoes is doing well and sends everyone good tidings from Narnia where she is currently teaching Satyrs how to salsa dance
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Bust Rodd posted:I was gonna do laundry today because I’m out of undies but I found a clean pair so I’m good for another 3 days. Pshh, you got 4 days in those bad boys 1. frontwards 2. backwards 3. inside out 4. turn 'em around
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underpants exist to be changed daily and i guarantee you smell like rear end if thats not the case
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:underpants exist to be changed daily and i guarantee you smell like rear end if thats not the case When you put it like that, want to change your underpants into cash?
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I had to sit behind a smelly person today for two hours, I ended up moving and I felt bad because they probably had to walk for awhile in 98 degree weather so of course they stink but, Gross.
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often i bleed a lot of blood with my poops so i take a moist warm towel afterwards (usually 1/2 hour) to remove dried blood from me arse. clean living, healthy life.
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I'm back from narnia bitches. I havent showered but I rolled in the dirt with satyrs so i feel pretty fresh.  Where is LAP? I wanna rub some of my stink on him.
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Oct 5, 2019 04:26
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I thought something smelled like a goat
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Colonel Cancer posted:I thought something smelled like a goat Yes, you're welcome darling. I'm gonna goat it up real nice for ya, too.
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My Shoes posted:Where is LAP? I wanna rub some of my stink on him.  Welp, once more into the breach....
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Oct 5, 2019 04:36
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Hiking a week in the woods generally produces pheromones of activity and health and virility. Sitting on the couch without showering all weekend is just like that but without all the driving.
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Oscar Wild posted:Hiking a week in the woods generally produces pheromones of activity and health and virility. Sitting on the couch without showering all weekend is just like that but without all the driving. Occasional hike to the fridge.
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Oct 5, 2019 16:03
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Obsidianheart posted:Occasional hike to the fridge. Picking cumshrooms.
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Oct 5, 2019 16:06
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Instead of showing today, I just put a bunch of jasmine essential oil on. Its really strong and soothing and all i smell right now besides coffee.. mmm
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Oct 5, 2019 20:13
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Oct 5, 2019 20:15
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numberoneposter posted:wheres my patchouli I have an amber/patchouli essential oil combo. When patchouli isn't very strong and is used in combination with other oils its actually quite nice! Yep, i'm a drat dirty hippie goonnette.
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Oct 5, 2019 20:18
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Whenever I get my 420 on it comes out of my sweat pores days later. What is with that? Makes me sad if I've ran out, like I'm being taunted by my own body.
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Oct 5, 2019 20:28
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I have a friend that wears Frankenstein and mirth. It smells good for a hippie. Not correcting the auto thing
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Burt Sexual posted:I have a friend that wears Frankenstein and mirth. It smells good for a hippie. Not correcting the auto thing That's franken-STEEN.
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I burn sage and nag champa in my car all the time, so no matter what, I always smell like it when i show up to places and people comment on it fairly often. I have also been using this natural deodorant that doesn't work for poo poo and its still hot af here, so its nice that the incense and sage seem to overpower any issues there.
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Oct 6, 2019 04:21
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one of the kindest compliments i got when i was in thailand was that i dont smell bad for someone who sweats so much
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I have a pungent musk, I’m glad it’s in the right direction for most ppl.
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I'm still following that one goon's advice about how to make my own pheromones using my own semen and piss to smear all over my lumpy body. I just know it's going to get me laid any day now!
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numberoneposter posted:one of the kindest compliments i got when i was in thailand was that i dont smell bad for someone who sweats so much I'm very interested to find out more about your exploits in Thailand.
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floss my teeth every day because it feels good it’s bloody every day I don’t understand 
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what """""HYGIENE"""" """""HABITS""""???
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Bobcats posted:floss my teeth every day because it feels good Seriously no one ever explains this. It’s good, it’s important, you should do it every day, oh but everything your body does to respond to it says that actually this is a bad thing and don’t do it.
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My house has been such a wreck cuz of all the trauma and bs ive dealt with lately and how depressed I am, so at this point im washing the same dish and fork, knife, spoon to eat with/off of while the rest of everything else lay in the fuckin sink. but that one plate. oh yeah. clean as hell. never mind the fruit flies shoes.. never mind. and gently caress flossing. its amazing im even brushing my teeth.
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My Shoes posted:My house has been such a wreck cuz of all the trauma and bs ive dealt with lately and how depressed I am, so at this point im washing the same dish and fork, knife, spoon to eat with/off of while the rest of everything else lay in the fuckin sink. but that one plate. oh yeah. clean as hell. Stop
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Bust Rodd posted:Seriously no one ever explains this. It’s good, it’s important, you should do it every day, oh but everything your body does to respond to it says that actually this is a bad thing and don’t do it. I think “everyday” may be used loosely here. Or thoroughly tbh. It doesn’t bleed unless you have other issues that a dr. Should check out.
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Burt Sexual posted:Stop This thread, much like goon hygiene, is neglected until an absolute disaster happens, usually haphazardly fixed with a spare loose sock and some body spray.
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Im cleaning my house today and finding so many things i thought i lost.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Find any pets? Just my cat hiding in a sleeping bag.
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My Shoes posted:Im cleaning my house today and finding so many things i thought i lost. Deodorant, I've been looking for that for months! Good thing I didnt buy a new one. That should have been a silly waste of money.
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Oscar Wild posted:Deodorant, I've been looking for that for months! Good thing I didnt buy a new one. That should have been a silly waste of money. Yes and I use this lovely natural deodorant that doesn't work, but i keep using it because i like grossing people out when i hug them.
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Best product for managing man pubes? Currently I trim with scissors and then take a fresh disposable razor to the shaft, balls, and undercarriage.
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Oct 20, 2019 18:30
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Best product for lush Kennedy style curvy/wavy hair?
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I love a lady with good hygiene because I am an avid eater of pussy tits and rear end
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