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PureEvil6_13 posted:Hey friend, Kansas is fun and cool. There is lots of stuff to do like farm, 4H, and pancake feeds, and alcoholism. What the hell gently caress is a pancake feed I fully do not have a single clue
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Valko posted:How about I make this worse for you. I was at a three day music festival in 2003. The Foo Fighters and Sonic Youth were playing at the same time on two different stages. Tough choice for a 90's teenager. Foo Fighters is Hell option in this scenario
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Sep 26, 2019 21:00
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Pain Chronic painful disease I just dodged a giant bullet and my whole life is forever changed for the better. I used to think being sad or lonely or we was hell. Now I know it's nothing compared to chronic pain.
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Robot Cuttlefish posted:What the hell gently caress is a pancake feed I fully do not have a single clue I think they eat pancakes op
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Sep 26, 2019 22:12
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thpook posted:I live in Humboldt and that is the precise weather outside at this moment. I have a fan on in the apartment and I'm wearing a light sweater. Also, if I look out the south facing window in my bedroom, it is foggy; and when I look out the north facing window in my living room, it is sunny. Hello humboldt county buddy. My personal hell was working retail during the Bad Old Days. Poorly fitting uniforms, out of touch corporate overlords, anti-wage-increase minimum wage employees, brain dead customers, immature piss baby customers, entitled customers, customers in our store, not being able to stand up for yourself, back to back shifts, holiday hours, skeleton crews, top 40s radio, the dickhead district manager who drives his corvette to convince himself he is still young, etc.
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Sep 26, 2019 22:30
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pretty jealous of all of you that would actually be able to tell the difference tbh
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Sep 26, 2019 22:34
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I think if I were to design my own personal hell just for me, I would make it quite nice and nothing at all like the dreadful hells you all are describing.
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Sep 26, 2019 23:17
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Bad Purchase posted:I think if I were to design my own personal hell just for me, I would make it quite nice and nothing at all like the dreadful hells you all are describing. It's not really a personal hell if it had throw pillows and cheerful drapes.
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Sep 27, 2019 02:05
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"you're alive, forever"
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Sep 27, 2019 02:27
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"everything you've ever known? more of it"
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Sep 27, 2019 02:28
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In hell I am a long haul truck driver. I start in Miami and have to deliver a load to Portland, but when I get there they tell me that the order and load is wrong and I have to go back for the right one, but it is never right. The traffic is insane and it is raining the entire time, like zero-visibility rain
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Sep 27, 2019 03:28
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Valko posted:How about I make this worse for you. I was at a three day music festival in 2003. The Foo Fighters and Sonic Youth were playing at the same time on two different stages. Tough choice for a 90's teenager. Can't remember a single Sonic youth song right now but I'm still gonna say Sonic youth
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Sep 27, 2019 03:37
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Mutant Headcrab posted:Having my blood constantly drawn. The needles are large and the nurses poorly trained; they NEVER get the vein the first go. I am strapped down and incapable of resisting. Nothing but helplessness in the face of repeated stabbings with hollow syringes. This was me today, the nurse was a student and she had to poke me six times and then squiggle the needle around inside my arm for a good long while trying to find a vein. The longer it went on the more flustered she got, but I still told her she did a good job and that my veins are always hard for the nurses to find and she seemed to feel a little better.  My personal hell is having a chronic mystery ailment that the doctors can’t figure out, I see multiple doctors and they just repeatedly throw their hands up in the air and diagnose me with something moronic like a flu bug or an ear infection and just prescribe antibiotics over and over again without finding the problem. Literally A Person posted:It's not really a personal hell if it had throw pillows and cheerful drapes. What if all of the pillows and drapes are in that same chevron pattern from 2014? Pump Jockey fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Sep 27, 2019 |
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Sep 27, 2019 04:27
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"Yeah, you've got post concussion syndrome due to the physical injuries to your hindbrain from the impact. You're going to have these horrific entire life-ruining, job-ruining, marriage-ruining symptoms that mean you can't do any of the things you enjoyed ever again for the rest of your life. There is literally nothing modern medicine can do and you will never get better. Oh, and your income protection insurance isn't going to pay out because PCS isn't a recognised ailment. Good luck not killing yourself!"
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Sep 27, 2019 04:55
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Baronjutter posted:Living somewhere that looks like this I remember watching a doco where some guy lived there or somewhere similar. Dove into the water from his backyard for his morning swim and was promptly chomped by a bull shark.
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Sep 27, 2019 05:21
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There is a really cute service dog but I can't pet it because its working and I would be bothering it at work
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Sep 27, 2019 05:27
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an eternity doing copy edit of star trek expanded universe novels
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Sep 27, 2019 05:40
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Every phone on earth's ringtone changed to a crying baby.
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Sep 27, 2019 05:48
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In my hell I am perpetually working on a very involved doctorate in a field with no career prospects outside of academia. I no longer have any interest or motivation but have been at it for so long that I feel I have to continue and try to wrangle a career in highly competitive and always precarious academia, or I will have thrown my whole life away with no career to show for it. I simultaneously procrastinate constantly and never actually get anything done while always feeling I have to be at my computer working rather than enjoying life or being productive in some way. I am imprisoned by a constant ruminating shame and self-loathing. I long for an alternative more congenial hell where I have to physically toil or be tortured but where the lack of mental work allows me a measure of freedom to daydream. Satan denies me a better hell and Jesus just looks disappointed, shaking his head and telling me that I have chosen this particular hell and am free to leave whenever I want, only to leave me with no actual means of escape.
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Sep 27, 2019 05:59
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being sober around drunks and you can't drink or leave cause you're the DD.....Every Weekend.
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Sep 27, 2019 06:14
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Moon Atari posted:In my hell I am perpetually working on a very involved doctorate in a field with no career prospects outside of academia. I no longer have any interest or motivation but have been at it for so long that I feel I have to continue and try to wrangle a career in highly competitive and always precarious academia, or I will have thrown my whole life away with no career to show for it. I simultaneously procrastinate constantly and never actually get anything done while always feeling I have to be at my computer working rather than enjoying life or being productive in some way. I am imprisoned by a constant ruminating shame and self-loathing. I long for an alternative more congenial hell where I have to physically toil or be tortured but where the lack of mental work allows me a measure of freedom to daydream. Satan denies me a better hell and Jesus just looks disappointed, shaking his head and telling me that I have chosen this particular hell and am free to leave whenever I want, only to leave me with no actual means of escape. too real, pull back moon atari, pull back
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Sep 27, 2019 06:15
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there being no chance of ever achieving any real quality of life or having any social connections
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Sep 27, 2019 08:07
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Idk this academia hell sounds pretty good
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Sep 27, 2019 14:07
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Moon Atari posted:In my hell I am perpetually working on a very involved doctorate in a field with no career prospects outside of academia. I no longer have any interest or motivation but have been at it for so long that I feel I have to continue and try to wrangle a career in highly competitive and always precarious academia, or I will have thrown my whole life away with no career to show for it. I simultaneously procrastinate constantly and never actually get anything done while always feeling I have to be at my computer working rather than enjoying life or being productive in some way. I am imprisoned by a constant ruminating shame and self-loathing. I long for an alternative more congenial hell where I have to physically toil or be tortured but where the lack of mental work allows me a measure of freedom to daydream. Satan denies me a better hell and Jesus just looks disappointed, shaking his head and telling me that I have chosen this particular hell and am free to leave whenever I want, only to leave me with no actual means of escape. ...Geez. 
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Sep 27, 2019 15:23
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Okay, I have one. Eternity in 7th grade.
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Sep 27, 2019 15:29
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surrounded by sub-woofers pulsing heavy bass, hands covered in grease that never comes off
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Sep 27, 2019 15:36
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Eternal night shift at Farthammer.com helpdesk
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Sep 27, 2019 15:38
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Being told that there are consequences for my actions (I am a straight white upper-middle class male btw)
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Sep 27, 2019 15:52
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Being told that there are consequences for my actions (I am a straight white upper-middle class male btw) hosed UP That's like not even funny, man.
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Being told that there are consequences for my actions (I am a straight white upper-middle class male btw) I'm triggered.
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Sep 27, 2019 15:59
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Icochet posted:Can't remember a single Sonic youth song right now but I'm still gonna say Sonic youth I saw them a bunch. It was garbage hype like most of the 90s. This song sprung to mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLU4fed-mp4
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Sep 27, 2019 16:12
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Infinitely large, everlasting Gathering of the Juggalos festival. No matter how far your go, you are never out of earshot of a stage upon which ICP is playing that almost drowns out all the dumb poo poo ICP fans chant all the time but not quite. Also it's always at the hottest, sunniest part of the day and there's no shade, and all the Faygo that's been spilled or sprayed on you just keeps getting stickier.
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The Cockler posted:there being no chance of ever achieving any real quality of life or having any social connections Your never alone amongstst the goons
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Sep 27, 2019 18:41
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feeling the need to answer constant calls to action because i'm just not a good person otherwise
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Sep 27, 2019 21:19
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Every piece of media is anime.
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Sep 27, 2019 21:30
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Sleeping with an endless parade of beautiful women but being unable to connect emotionally with them
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Sep 27, 2019 21:31
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Sleeping with an endless parade of beautiful women but being unable to connect emotionally with them Please don't doxx me
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Sep 27, 2019 21:52
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MustardFacial posted:Every piece of media is anime. I'm imagining every serious documentary, every violent dark piece if media, portrayed in whatever style of anime possible... and I cannot stop laughing.
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Sep 27, 2019 22:13
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Action-Bastard posted:I'm imagining every serious documentary, every violent dark piece if media, portrayed in whatever style of anime possible... and I cannot stop laughing. a historical anime narrated by dan carlin
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Some say heaven is hell Some say hell is heaven - Kate Bush, Sat in your lap Put me in the hell that is a Kate Bush music video. That would be so terrible! I'd have just the worst time imaginable, ugh! You listening here God? Absolutely do not do this to me under any circumstance. I'd rather be in a Christina Aguilera music video.
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