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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/heymermaid/status/1178720014133858304

# ? Oct 1, 2019 05:33

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# ? May 11, 2024 23:52

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

Zipperelli. posted:

George Wallace is such a pro-follow it's unreal. My man kills it on twitter like John Dingell or whatever the senators name is.

Seriously! He is so good at one-liners. Been cracking up at this one all night.

https://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/1178132942821847040

# ? Oct 1, 2019 05:36

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

But for real:

https://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/1176191427023237121?s=19

https://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/1177315141995491329?s=19

I'm dying over here laughing.

# ? Oct 1, 2019 05:44

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/1010714511597137921

# ? Oct 1, 2019 06:05

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

https://twitter.com/shawtyarabia/status/1178678136319414272

# ? Oct 1, 2019 08:10

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/WorkersSpatula/status/1178904781361963015

# ? Oct 1, 2019 08:11

Intoluene: Jul 6, 2011; Activating self-destruct sequence!; Fun Shoe

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/WorkersSpatula/status/1178904781361963015

# ? Oct 1, 2019 08:14

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

https://twitter.com/OFalafel/status/1178954863792795648?s=09

# ? Oct 1, 2019 10:57

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

https://twitter.com/theoriginalemi1/status/1178037744469184514?s=21

# ? Oct 1, 2019 11:55

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

https://twitter.com/__apf__/status/1178863752982216705

# ? Oct 1, 2019 12:28

immortalyawn: May 28, 2013; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

https://twitter.com/agoodygoodboy/status/1178720040029429760

# ? Oct 1, 2019 13:54

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/WGNNews/status/1179029689752588288

Sad to hear about R Kelly's kidney stone.

# ? Oct 1, 2019 14:58

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/headplunk/status/1123631738050228226

# ? Oct 1, 2019 17:36

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/Caulimovirus/status/1178757392948977666?s=19

# ? Oct 1, 2019 17:47

Rolo: Nov 16, 2005; Hmm, what have we here?

Is there a smilie of :smith:

and

mixed together?

# ? Oct 1, 2019 18:03

WhatEvil: Jun 6, 2004; Can't get no luck.

https://twitter.com/Carrion_Crawl/status/1177301746458062848?s=20

# ? Oct 1, 2019 18:07

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

# ? Oct 1, 2019 18:52

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/murrman5/status/1179046435737800705

# ? Oct 1, 2019 19:08

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/hsiridoj/status/1178005471116107776?s=21

# ? Oct 1, 2019 19:15

Darth Walrus: Feb 13, 2012

https://twitter.com/ddoniolvalcroze/status/1178907284254019584?s=21

Dick Warlock

# ? Oct 1, 2019 19:20

Yoshi Wins: Jul 14, 2013

There are only so many possible careers for you if your name is Dick Warlock.

# ? Oct 1, 2019 19:24

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

I'd think the obvious one is dick warlock

# ? Oct 1, 2019 19:25

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

You can't just do what your name is, you gotta do something close to it and not that. smdh next you'll be telling me my dentist Dr Tooth should have been a bicuspid

# ? Oct 1, 2019 19:36

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

My dentist is named Crentist.

# ? Oct 1, 2019 19:40

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

How does one become a dick warlock

# ? Oct 1, 2019 19:41

betamax hipster: Aug 13, 2016

https://twitter.com/_NoJons/status/999401942920122368?s=19

# ? Oct 1, 2019 19:50

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Bertrand Hustle posted:

How does one become a dick warlock

Ask you mom.

# ? Oct 1, 2019 20:14

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/lissiethomas/status/1170108757256409088

# ? Oct 1, 2019 20:26

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mak0rz posted:

https://twitter.com/shawtyarabia/status/1178678136319414272

Ahahahaha

# ? Oct 1, 2019 20:53

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Sturgeons_Law/status/1179128597304369152

# ? Oct 1, 2019 21:21

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/Sturgeons_Law/status/1179128597304369152

That one took me a second.

# ? Oct 1, 2019 21:27

Eschenique: Jul 19, 2019

https://twitter.com/anne_theriault/status/1178872281990389760?s=20

# ? Oct 1, 2019 21:27

Ambitious Spider: Feb 13, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

betamax hipster posted:

https://twitter.com/_NoJons/status/999401942920122368?s=19

took a second, but drat

# ? Oct 1, 2019 21:33

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

I don't know if it belongs here, but it's too intentional to belong in the IOSM thread

https://twitter.com/necrobranson/status/1179108378376916992?s=19

# ? Oct 1, 2019 22:26

Leon Sumbitches: Mar 27, 2010; Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.

MizPiz posted:

I don't know if it belongs here, but it's too intentional to belong in the IOSM thread

https://twitter.com/necrobranson/status/1179108378376916992?s=19

No, it's definitely IOSM.

# ? Oct 1, 2019 22:32

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

# ? Oct 1, 2019 22:33

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

MizPiz posted:

I don't know if it belongs here, but it's too intentional to belong in the IOSM thread

https://twitter.com/necrobranson/status/1179108378376916992?s=19

Someone's been RTing this guy in my TL all day, but I think it's a bit.

# ? Oct 1, 2019 22:35

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/Halalcoholism/status/1179143229083537408?s=19

# ? Oct 1, 2019 22:59

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

zoux posted:

Someone's been RTing this guy in my TL all day, but I think it's a bit.

It's definitely a bit, but that doesn't make it any less cursed.

# ? Oct 1, 2019 23:03

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# ? May 11, 2024 23:52

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/Halalcoholism/status/1179143229083537408?s=19

My god when was the last time someone in AK busted a nut

# ? Oct 1, 2019 23:10

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