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The wife’s been feeding the squirrels. The other day they left a message and that night something came down from the sky. Mr. Dick went to where the light had fallen and found its source planted in the earth. Of course Mr. Dick cooked it. The otherworldly incandescence of the thing mellowed when it was sauteed with some bacon, onion and sherry. The flavor was a little watery compared to that of terrestrial cauliflower, but the pleasant resiliency of its texture made up for that. Mr. Dick came to see, in so far as it is possible, absence, emptiness, the holes in the gestalt. In Dick country, though, emptiness isn’t an earthly and natural thing. The land breathes with life and growth. Outside the artifacts of man’s neglect, the daytime sky is the only place there is emptiness. Did the sky then birth this emptiness, as it had birthed Mr. Dick’s space cauliflower?
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 08:16 |
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I think the emptiness of Mr Dicks medication bottle might be the more appropriate answer. Still, I want space cauliflower.
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 08:46 |
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Can I solicit your opinion on the head of Charles the First?
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 11:29 |
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When the alien nutted into space a billion years ago little did he know someone would eventually swallow
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 11:30 |
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I hate to say it but i think that’s reading a lot into 3 rocks and a corn nut but also this doesn’t disprove aliens.
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 13:11 |
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Icochet posted:When the alien nutted into space a billion years ago little did he know someone would eventually swallow
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Icochet posted:When the alien nutted into space a billion years ago little did he know someone would eventually swallow The ort cloud is composed of alien cummies and the sun is an ovum. Mr. Dick seems to remember an episode of Star Trek about that. hockey jockey posted:Can I solicit your opinion on the head of Charles the First? Mr. Dick considers the disposition of Charles' head to have been rendered irrelevant by time. He asked the squirrels but all their answer was just more cryptic fibonaci rock layouts.
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 19:26 |
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Something like this happened to Stephen King once and he ended up blowing his head off in a bathtub. Stay safe OP.
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 19:47 |
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Yo dat veggie looks all GLoWy n poo poo dawg!
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 21:14 |
OP if the cauliflower starts sharing its opinions on race mixing, don't listen.
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 21:15 |
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I'm gonna send it from out of space To find another race They gonna shove it in they face And then describe the taste
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 21:18 |
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not really sure of the theme of this Photoshop thread tbh
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 21:33 |
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Then content yourself with this bonus squirrel while dark extradimensional, or extraterrestrial forces corrode the fabric of existence.
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 22:38 |
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tripping on shrooms is the best way to do this
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 22:40 |
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do tots made of eldritch space-cauliflower taste much different than our Earth cauliflower-tots? I ask because cauliflower-tots are tasty imo and I would absolutely try the glowy variety at least once, no matter what unbearable truths and irresistible madness they whispered directly into my consciousness alternatively, how are they with cheese melted on them?
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 22:47 |
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the signs and the squirrels. far out
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 22:55 |
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That stuff used to be pretty common in the stores here but lately been rare - when I saw some at the grocery store last week I was surprised to see it. Hell, Trader Joes used to have it available frozen, but like most good things they carry they no longer stock it. Also, squirrels are cool and good.
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 23:03 |
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Observing fractals in nature is cool. Also, put some cumin on your roasted cauliflower
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# ? Oct 27, 2019 02:03 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:not really sure of the theme of this Photoshop thread tbh it's tedium
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# ? Oct 27, 2019 02:13 |
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*that intense Lovecraftian xenophobia against all other people and penguins, except for vegetables*
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# ? Oct 27, 2019 02:45 |
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SatansOnion posted:do tots made of eldritch space-cauliflower taste much different than our Earth cauliflower-tots? I ask because cauliflower-tots are tasty imo and I would absolutely try the glowy variety at least once, no matter what unbearable truths and irresistible madness they whispered directly into my consciousness Probably a bad question to ask of someone named Mr Dick.
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# ? Oct 27, 2019 14:49 |
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Oh my god... I... I...see... I SEE
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# ? Oct 27, 2019 17:32 |
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Fly like the wind, right on. But remember, slave, that nobody asked you. Fly like the wind, right on. But remain on your knees before your raping master.
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SatansOnion posted:do tots made of eldritch space-cauliflower taste much different than our Earth cauliflower-tots? I ask because cauliflower-tots are tasty imo and I would absolutely try the glowy variety at least once, no matter what unbearable truths and irresistible madness they whispered directly into my consciousness Tot'ing would destroy the visual appeal of the florets. Mr. Dick also suspects that the end result would be kind of gritty, those nubs are kind of woody and he thinks that the rest of the head would cook down like terrestrial cauliflower, but that the nubs would remain too firm. Mr. Dick would imagine that cheese would be a fine accompaniment. For the purpose of eliminating variables he spared the dairy. If he were to have disembodied voices whisper to him of distant horrors in an inhuman tongue, he would rather it not be while he was on the toilet.
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