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Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

I said come in! posted:

Click the link so you can listen to this with the music. The edit is fantastic.

You're not wrong, it's very well done and pretty funny, I had no idea someone had actually put a tune to it. :D

Taxxe'd

Sabreseven fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Oct 26, 2019

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jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


https://reddit.com/r/aws/comments/dn1sjr/aws_and_star_citizen_game_bar_citizenmeetup_at/

This guy is brave.

Dogeh
Aug 30, 2017

ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

The brief glimpse of all the NPCs raining down made me laugh pretty hard, not gonna lie...

Gravity is working.
Star Citizen is good again.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018



It’s the sad reality of this mess dragging on for 8 years.

When I die though, just burry me with my spaceship JPEGs in a coffin shaped like an Idris.

colonelwest fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Oct 26, 2019

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
Jump Point: The Road to Object-Container-Streaming

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

I said come in! posted:

Click the link so you can listen to this with the music. The edit is fantastic.

I laughed a long time at that. The ineptitude of CIG is far more entertaining than any game could have ever been.

BumbleOne
Jul 1, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
citcon, citcon,
the yearly scifi wunderland,
chris roberts waves his wunderhands,
HoHoHoHoHo
Hey!

citcon, citcon
the snakeoil sellers turbo scam
commandos cream their underpants
HoHoHoHoHo
Hey!

BumbleOne fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Oct 26, 2019

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

colonelwest posted:

I love how every location in Star Citizen just boils down to a small CryEngine map of a space shopping mall.

they only know how to sell things

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer
It's flattering to know the usual suspects remember me.

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

The brief glimpse of all the NPCs raining down made me laugh pretty hard, not gonna lie...

It is very symbolic of how CIG actually treats all shitizens.

zebedy
Feb 25, 2006
well?

he hits all the talking points in his first response: more content in alpha than other full games, the company had to grow, blah blah.
its like a script

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

:perfect:

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016


But it actually looks quite crap, at least to my eyes it just looks like the station is janking out.

Why would it affect console users anyway? Have any of SC's defenders actually seen what an Xbox oneX or a Ps4 pro can do, for a fraction of the price of a "SC capable" pc?

Do love the constant "lets show this to others to annoy them" that's aimed at anyone except pc gamers.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



https://twitter.com/CaptainZyloh/status/1187814180063199232

We need numbers because there are only like seven legit Twitter entries for our pumpkin contest.

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gklfZWg8n4

:sadwave:

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
He's watching 101 Dalmatians

https://i.imgur.com/MAWOlPC.gifv

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development


:saddowns:

monkeytek
Jun 8, 2010

It wasn't an ELE that wiped out the backer funds. It was Tristan Timothy Taylor.

It's what he gets for trying to cheat the system! Croberts built this into the game, no one is allowed more than one box per trip!

Can't have those filthy poors getting access to our sweet, sweet uber ships! drat millennials want every thing given to them on a silver tray!

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

monkeytek posted:

It's what he gets for trying to cheat the system! Croberts built this into the game, no one is allowed more than one box per trip!

Can't have those filthy poors getting access to our sweet, sweet uber ships! drat millennials want every thing given to them on a silver tray!

Everyone knows the second the game goes 'live' you will have people like clifford buying a million space bucks , and using that to buy every single piece of the most expensive cargo , flipping it for millions more and then just lording over the entire verse

Right ?

Or similar but they will flood the market and make it break. And everything will be worthless

Either way I cant wait to watch the melt downs

Ps that day is never coming

Peter.Quint
Mar 16, 2018



This is just another pathetic aspect of the citizens: unironically believing in the PC Master Race. They want to induce a feeling of sadness in console users that they are not part of the group of people who have expensive PC rigs. If they could make these people sad that would somehow validate Cymellion and I think that he thinks that they will respect him in the way I suspect Cymellion respects a lot of people he envies.

It’s the same thing with the big ships in-game: they want to be this figure which inspires envy and a feeling of inadequacy in others. Instead of being successful, popular and charismatic, though, the way of the citizen is to buy a poo poo load of stuff. That will definitely work.

Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Unfortunate.

Hope they remembered to put their JPGs in their will.

Perhaps CIG should add a "Next of kin" contact details section on user profiles.

They can then send out letters of condolences, perhaps urging the newly inherited Citizen to pledge more to ensure they see SC delivered in their lifetime, and also to remember to fill in their next of kin details so the legacy can be handed down further.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018


The unfortunate consequence of this mess dragging on for 8 years...

Anyway, I don’t want an in-game memorial. Just burry me with my pictures of video game spaceships in a coffin shaped like an Idris.

Or maybe my ashes can be spread on the floor of CIG’s MOCAP studio and the recording can be used for animations for the new undertaker profession and accompanying spaceship.

In any case, I’m already leaving Chris Roberts everything in my will. I’m sure my heirs would rather have the BDSSE than property and money.

colonelwest fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Oct 26, 2019

zebedy
Feb 25, 2006
well?
im the guy solemnly moonwalking and twitching in place during a video game funeral

seriously are the animations/netcode getting worse? lmao

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

zebedy posted:

im the guy solemnly moonwalking and twitching in place during a video game funeral

seriously are the animations/netcode getting worse? lmao

I think that is what happens when you try and get lots of people onto the same server.

Makes me think of all the times people have said "If only ED had a client/server architecture instead of P2P, things would be so much better". If your netcode is poo poo, client/server isn't going to cure poo poo.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



https://twitter.com/discolando/status/1188138481404522498

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

https://twitter.com/spaceshipsporn/status/1188139545012912130

Pixelate
Jan 6, 2018

"You win by having fun"
Squadron 42 Roadmap Update (2019-10-25)



Why does Q3 still have tasks in it?

And why are they so few?

And why does Q4 have so many?

I think everyone can agree that it's staggering.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Pixelate posted:

Squadron 42 Roadmap Update (2019-10-25)



Why does Q3 still have tasks in it?

And why are they so few?

And why does Q4 have so many?

I think everyone can agree that it's staggering.

Maybe if you understood game development we could explain it to you. You don’t do we won’t bother.

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

Pixelate posted:

Squadron 42 Roadmap Update (2019-10-25)



Why does Q3 still have tasks in it?

And why are they so few?

And why does Q4 have so many?

I think everyone can agree that it's staggering.



GORF with the brutal hot takes :drat:

ZekeNY
Jun 13, 2013

Probably AFK

Not so brave that he hasn't deleted the post and all his comments by the next day, but it's somehow even funnier with the shilling removed and only the anti-shill responses remaining.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




chaosapiant posted:

Is that really true though? I heard they have excellent under water simulation and physics.

Okay, but does it have caves? All the best space games have caves.

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development
Star Citizen in VR using VorpX:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGnBIbAH6Tc

The video creator must have an iron stomach, I feel sick just watching the low FPS and jank :barf:

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
https://twitter.com/gameglassgg/status/1188153428104663040

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development
From a Youtuber with 290k subscribers: "An Amazing Looking Mess - Star Citizen Gameplay and Funny Moments"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFEyShnWWgY

There's a new type of griefing in the first minutes too :neckbeard:

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Guys, The Outer Worlds writing is really loving good.

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

Quavers posted:

From a Youtuber with 290k subscribers: "An Amazing Looking Mess - Star Citizen Gameplay and Funny Moments"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFEyShnWWgY

There's a new type of griefing in the first minutes too :neckbeard:

Oh my god you can kill people in weapon restricted zones with coffee mugs

This is a game changer

Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sarsapariller posted:

Oh my god you can kill people in weapon restricted zones with coffee mugs

This is a game changer

Death by cofee cup!

Never been done before!

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Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Sarsapariller posted:

Oh my god you can kill people in weapon restricted zones with coffee mugs

This is a game changer

Do you folks like coffee?
Real coffee?
From the hills of Colombia.

Then Duncan Hills will wake you
From a thousand Deaths
"A cup of blackened blood"
[Die! Die!]
You're dying for a cup!

Guatemalan Blend
Ethiopian
French Vanilla Roast
[Die! Die!]
You're dying for a cup!

Prepare for ultimate flavor
You're gonna get some. Now!
And scream. for your cream!

DUNCAN HILLS
DUNCAN HILLS
DUNCAN HILLS
COFFEE

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