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My Boomer parents to this day make snide comments about my salad choices when I go to their house for dinner. I like my salad with lettuce, some chopped peppers and no dressing. My parents make their salads with bacon bits, cheese and ranch dressing with no lettuce in sight. They think I'm the weird one. On the topic of weird Boomer food habits, my parents burry all their food in salt. My best guess as to why is years of smoking has killed their sense of taste.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:09 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:32 |
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What makes you both weird is that neither of you like spinach in your salads. smdh.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:13 |
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One of my co-workers is 62, he salts his beer. He's a nice guy but some of his eating habits are awful. He also customizes a restaurant menu item to a point where its annoying or not what the chefs intentions were. Like once he ordered a French dip and held all of the vegetables and sauce so it was just meat cheese and bread. He then salted the jus.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:14 |
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May as well just carry around some raw rock salt in your pocket to suck on all day at that point
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:19 |
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I just installed several large salt licks around my home Unrelated but does anyone have any advice on how to stop the local deer from breaking in and licking my salt
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:21 |
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blatman posted:I just installed several large salt licks around my home Just buy a "Thing that goes 'Doink!'" from your local Japanese shrine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfBf-ksVwPQ
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:27 |
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um excuse me posted:One of my co-workers is 62, he salts his beer. My 90 year old father in law does this. He smoked for 70 years and is somehow still alive (but I love the guy)
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:34 |
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Yea I looked up why people do it and it's an extremely old habit of bringing out flavors of very mildly flavored beer back when everyone only sold lovely beer. He did it to a friggin Guinness, though. Now I'm wondering if I have any archaic habits.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:36 |
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T-turn on your monitor
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:41 |
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My mother almost had a breakdown in a freaking Panera because she was overwhelmed by the menu.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:09 |
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Boomers at my office must hate me. I just plastered an "OK BOOMER" as my desktop wallpaper and there is nothing they can do about it. Geeeeeeet hosed boomers!
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:11 |
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Catching up in the r/relationships thread and a goon posted a phrase that eminates powerful boomer energy, "scream sneeze." My boomer grandpa is a master of the art of scream sneezing and I hate it.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:23 |
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RC and Moon Pie posted:My mother almost had a breakdown in a freaking Panera because she was overwhelmed by the menu. I genuinely don't get why this is a thing. My parents used to give me so much poo poo for being a "picky eater" when it turns out I just didn't like bland pot roast and other Midwestern staples. The instant I became a teenager and could go to restaurants that served other things I had no problem eating a big variety of different culture's foods. I can't get my parents to try anything other than the same stuff they've been eating since they were children.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:26 |
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Nazzadan posted:Catching up in the r/relationships thread and a goon posted a phrase that eminates powerful boomer energy, "scream sneeze." My boomer grandpa is a master of the art of scream sneezing and I hate it. My mother-in-law can pierce eardrums. It is insane.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:28 |
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What's a scream sneeze? I know about really loud sneezes that go off without warning at usually the most quiet moment possible, because I do that just often enough to surprise everyone in the room and disorient myself.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:29 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:What's a scream sneeze? I know about really loud sneezes that go off without warning at usually the most quiet moment possible, because I do that just often enough to surprise everyone in the room and disorient myself. The person sneezing will do so by screaming as loudly as possible while also sneezing. Pro-scream-sneezers are capable of stringing together a dozen of them in a combo that makes each successive one louder and more powerful. It's goddamn annoying as gently caress, especially in a cubicle environment Bev, so a) shut the gently caress up and b) drag your rear end home.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:33 |
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Tales of the Boomer at the Grocery store Me : Do you have your rewards card? Boomer : No. *rings through order, boomer pay* Boomer : You didn't ask me for my rewards card. Me : Yes I did, you said no. Boomer : I thought you were asking me for a different card. You should have asked me for my rewards card. I want to see your supervisor! Me : That's me. And I asked, you said no. Boomer : Well, I want my points, ring in my order again! Me : No i cannot do that, there are 5 people in line behind you and it wouldn't be fair to them. Boomer : I want to talk to your superior! Me : Okay, you can call tomorrow and she'll be here until 3. Boomer : I don't want to call tomorrow, I want it NOW. Me : She starts work at 7am and so is gone at 4, that wouldn't be fair to her. Boomer : I don't care what's fair to her! At that point I told her that was all i can do for her. The next customer said, and not trying to be quite "wow what a bitch".
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:46 |
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RC and Moon Pie posted:My mother almost had a breakdown in a freaking Panera because she was overwhelmed by the menu. Wait, your mother is friends with David Brooks?
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:46 |
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Boomers love to go to the service desk and want to price match another store, even if it’s not advertised as a service at all.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:52 |
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um excuse me posted:Now I'm wondering if I have any archaic habits. *force-quits iPhone apps “to save battery”*
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 19:31 |
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I'm not owned, I'm not owned!
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 19:42 |
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Nazzadan posted:"scream sneeze." My boomer father, who is otherwise utterly non-boomer in habits, inclinations, and beliefs, sneezes so loudly I used to be able to hear him about 50m away from the house.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 19:43 |
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Edit: Looks like that was posted already, but I think it should just be reposted on every page for us to make fun of.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 19:56 |
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Unfortunately the scream sneeze is some sort of deep-brain ingrained learned behavior. My boomer father scream-sneezes exactly the same way as his boomer brother. I do it without thinking and if I make a conscious effort not to it doesn't feel like I fully sneezed.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 20:05 |
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You've caught the boomer I'm afraid
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 20:19 |
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pooch516 posted:Edit: Looks like that was posted already, but I think it should just be reposted on every page for us to make fun of. Someone copy paste it here so they don't get ad revenue for this nonsense
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 20:19 |
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Heath posted:Someone copy paste it here so they don't get ad revenue for this nonsense Tyler Cowen on Bloomberg posted:OK Kids. This Boomer Has Had Enough.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 20:23 |
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Don't dish generational insults if you can't loving take them, Boomer.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 20:24 |
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Dameius posted:
No, because we're not thin-skinned narcissists who think their opinion matters. Besides, "Not impressed" and "sure, kiddo" is basically the entire narrative boomers have put on us since the second we left the womb, so it's hard to care.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 20:27 |
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No, because we're not thin-skinned narcissists who think their opinion matters. Besides, "Not impressed" and "sure, kiddo" is basically the entire narrative boomers have put on us since the second we left the womb, so it's hard to care. [/quote] I'm 35. If I'm not an adult the Helicopter Generation has only themselves to blame.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 20:38 |
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quote:Would we think much of any boomer wearing a T-shirt proclaiming, “Not Impressed, Kid,” “Sure, Kiddo” or “Nice Try, Kid”? I'm pretty sure there are plenty of Facebook Stores which have a healthy line in shirts and hoodies with passive-aggressive autogenerated slogans and skull motifs that bear this exact sentiment. Probably this exact phrase, if you looked long enough. Boomers like them.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 20:46 |
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Framboise posted:No, because we're not thin-skinned narcissists who think their opinion matters. Besides, "Not impressed" and "sure, kiddo" is basically the entire narrative boomers have put on us since the second we left the womb, so it's hard to care. It would be in the same category as STAY BACK This Man is a FORKLIFT OPERATOR RULES: 1) If you see him running, FOLLOW 2) If he looks pissed, don't even try it 3) Stay OUT of his man cave OR ELSE!! (an eagle carrying an American flag soars over a skull with the Dodge logo)
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 20:52 |
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Heath posted:It would be in the same category as Boomer adjacent, but I've always felt that having a 'man cave' is a tacit admission that you have no voice in the appearance of the rest of your house.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 21:01 |
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Beachcomber posted:Boomer adjacent, but I've always felt that having a 'man cave' is a tacit admission that you have no voice in the appearance of the rest of your house. have you seen the garbage that gets marketed as for "man caves" they shouldn't
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 21:10 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:have you seen the garbage that gets marketed as for "man caves" Touché
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 21:15 |
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Dameius posted:
Piss Boomer
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 21:16 |
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Gonna laugh in a few years when Millennials end up canceling Social Security and Medicare because gently caress Boomers. Then after they all die off, we start up Universal Basic Income and Medicare-for-All.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 21:18 |
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This is making the rounds on Facebook
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 21:30 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:have you seen the garbage that gets marketed as for "man caves" Nothing wrong with comfy sofas and big ole teevees for the sportsball. I can do without the dad rock posters, guitar collections that are purely for show, and lovely beer signs though.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 21:31 |
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Bonzo posted:This is making the rounds on Facebook Stuff like this is so stupid, just like the boomers getting mad at us Millenials for the participation trophies. The kids aren't making these decisions, the adults are!
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 21:36 |