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MostlyRandom posted:
 https://i.imgur.com/uv3Mc73.mp4 his nibs fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Nov 11, 2019 |
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Nov 11, 2019 23:11
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Kosumo posted:Look Goons, you have two hands and two buttocks, is it that hard to caresses ones own buttocks and also someone's else at the same time? Yes, since that does quite interfere with the extreme handwaving one has to perform when deep into game developing... or so I'm told.
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Nov 11, 2019 23:17
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catnip is a hell of a drug
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Nov 11, 2019 23:22
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An alternate end to the Star Citizen saga occurred to me today. What if, while they're chugging along with insane backers footing the bill, while Chris waddles around the parking lot with his pants around his ankles, PC gaming moves forward? New CPUs, new video cards, and finally one day some company with a shiny new engine basically makes Star Citizen with a different name. I can very, very easily see CIG framing that as the other company being carried by their work, and riding their coattails to success, as if CIG paved the way. Then they're just take their engine and game, reskin it, and market it as "the original" and backers will 100% repeat that everywhere they can manage. It's a crime that fits Chris Roberts's modus operandi perfectly. Lie about something you're incapable of doing, then when someone else manages to do it, steal the idea and say you did it first.
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Nov 11, 2019 23:54
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Problem is there is no definitive finished version of Star Citizen, every backer views it differently depending on what they want to get out of it. So you'll never get anyone to admit that someone else built Star Citizen because it doesn't have X feature that Chris promised back in 2013 and subsequently forgot about. I would love to hear Roberts explain what a finished Star Citizen looks like, it would be fascinating to hear what he currently thinks that even looks like. My guess is not even he knows what it would ideally look like anymore.
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Nov 11, 2019 23:59
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What happened to the news vans?
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Nov 12, 2019 00:17
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i am not sure how news vans will work when they suck at PiP. "News ships come with URL to twitch.tv written in the cockpit"
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Nov 12, 2019 00:31
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https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/1194034651263750144
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Nov 12, 2019 00:39
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Dementropy posted:What happened to the news vans? It's in the game but doesn't do anything that any other ship can do other than having an external camera. No one knows how they expect to put "reporter mechanics" in the game, and there's no good reason for a streamer to use it over a better ship.
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Nov 12, 2019 00:40
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I’m the wheel clipping through the ground.
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Nov 12, 2019 00:50
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Scruffpuff posted:An alternate end to the Star Citizen saga occurred to me today. What if, while they're chugging along with insane backers footing the bill, while Chris waddles around the parking lot with his pants around his ankles, PC gaming moves forward? New CPUs, new video cards, and finally one day some company with a shiny new engine basically makes Star Citizen with a different name. I can very, very easily see CIG framing that as the other company being carried by their work, and riding their coattails to success, as if CIG paved the way. Then they're just take their engine and game, reskin it, and market it as "the original" and backers will 100% repeat that everywhere they can manage. It fits his modus operandi so perfectly that he has already did that the last time SC was released…  Gee, I wonder what else came out in 1993 that most definitely truly pinky-swear stole Chris Original Idea™ of Gouraud-shaded textured polygons… Tippis fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Nov 12, 2019 |
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Nov 12, 2019 00:51
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Tippis posted:It fits his modus operandi so perfectly that he has already did that the last time SC was released… I also identify myself with the greatest artists in history when I fail miserably at attempting something far beyond my ability, and subsequently failing spectacularly. Edit: loving insane, that text - implying that he gave his competitors a "heads-up" - Jesus Jumping Christ this man has no awareness, no shame, or most likely both. What a loving fraud. Scruffpuff fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Nov 12, 2019 |
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Nov 12, 2019 00:59
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Scruffpuff posted:I also identify myself with the greatest artists in history when I fail miserably at attempting something far beyond my ability, and subsequently failing spectacularly. It's almost as if he were a self-aggrandizing fuckwit whose only achievement is in how much work he's managed appropriate from actual competent people from the very start… Oh, and I wonder what else came out in 1993 that made heavy use of textured surfaces and Gouraud shading (and was programmed by a couple of spotty Finns in a garage). Whatever happened to those guys,? Probably just a bunch of n00bs who went nowhere… Tippis fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Nov 12, 2019 |
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Nov 12, 2019 01:05
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Sandepande posted:That much they have to say because it is so glaringly obvious that SC is far from done, this living, breathing universe where a single mission giver takes years to build. This single mission has more gameplay than the entire elder scrolls saga.
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Nov 12, 2019 01:14
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The other thing is that.... the games they claim to want already exists. Huge spess battles and lol capitalism econ? Eve Space dad trucker? EV Space Exploration? No man's sky "Go to point A and perform skill-based checks and then repeat?" - Any of a number of given MMOs Race games? Sure there's dozens of different levels of skill ceiling and fidelity. Want to play captain and your friends are crew? Star Trek Bridge Crew is a thing that exists. The only difference here is marketing and pay to win.
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Nov 12, 2019 01:22
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SoftNum posted:The other thing is that.... the games they claim to want already exists. But, but, but... Star Citizen can do it all together! Sure, it's all poo poo compared to abovementioned, but ALL TOGETHER!!!ELEVEN1!
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Nov 12, 2019 01:33
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https://twitter.com/_tristan971_/status/1194065661158400001
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Nov 12, 2019 02:36
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I just noticed another thing that they Archered if you go to the RSi website the 1st image you see is fauna with what look like brains on them. Braintrees are in Elite (and have been for years) as far as I remember it was the ED community that gave them the name. (it was just a nickname that Fdev ran with)  Crobbler took it literally and put actual fkin brains on trees  
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Nov 12, 2019 02:57
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Sanya Juutilainen posted:But, but, but... Star Citizen can do it all together! I think what you mean to say is, it doesn't do any of those things, but it doesn't do them... Together!!!
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Nov 12, 2019 02:58
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MostlyRandom posted:I just noticed another thing that they Archered They were put on CInotG's website just recently, but in doing so, CR gave Braben the heads up on what CInotG had planned for the gaming industry, so Braben simply decided to steal the idea for himself. ... and then Braben clearly went back in time a bunch of years somehow and put brain trees in his inferior game, obviously the time machine (quantum drive powered) was first invented by CR after goons said it was 'impossible' but what do they know, they only know how to rub hateboners and worship DS in hatesubs.
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Nov 12, 2019 07:07
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https://robertsspaceindustries.com/citizencon "Manchester, England - November 23, 2019 Set a course for the United Kingdom this November, as the biggest event in the universe comes to Manchester Central Convention Complex. A full day of presentations, panels, and opportunities to mingle with the Star Citizen development team awaits, alongside interactive demonstrations, lore-inspired food and beverages, and immersive surprises around every corner." Immersive surprises = feel good and buy more ships while you learn about new missed milestones and why SQ42 might hit beta in 2 years 2021, so that we can move goalposts at citcon 2021, again. 
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Nov 12, 2019 08:13
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staggered developement = CI not Gs agile developement = fragile developement. I wish I understood.
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Nov 12, 2019 08:17
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Sanya Juutilainen posted:But, but, but... Star Citizen can do it all together! Maybe it can do all together .. in 100 years
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Nov 12, 2019 08:23
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Star Citizen: it is a good game but there is no space.
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Nov 12, 2019 12:31
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amazing
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Nov 12, 2019 12:40
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Mr.PayDay posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/citizencon CIG has normalized so much insanity over the past 8 years... but it still needs to be said how stupid and hilarious it is that a games studio that has never released a game has its own annual convention.
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Nov 12, 2019 14:33
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Tippis posted:It's almost as if he were a self-aggrandizing fuckwit whose only achievement is in how much work he's managed appropriate from actual competent people from the very start…
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Nov 12, 2019 14:54
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"Cloud Imperium Games is a pioneer in the world of gaming for their open development approach. " https://support.robertsspaceindustries.com/hc/en-us/articles/115009643527-Issue-Council-FAQ Star Citizen: pioneer in open development approach
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Nov 12, 2019 14:56
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Tippis posted:It's almost as if he were a self-aggrandizing fuckwit whose only achievement is in how much work he's managed appropriate from actual competent people from the very start… Shamelessly quoting this for future reference -- great job Tippis.
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Nov 12, 2019 15:13
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Quotes with 0 results in Google: "CInotG are pioneers! The best in the industry"
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Nov 12, 2019 15:21
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Star Citizen Lied About Release Dates - Myth Squadron 42 And Star Citizen Are Developed In Parallel - Myth Gamescom And Community Events Do Not Cause Development Delays - Myth Star Citizen Is A Scam - Myth CIG Will Stop Selling Concept Ships After Launch - Myth LTI Gives Players An Advantage - Myth Star Citizen Is Pay 2 Win - Myth Star Citizen Will Release With 5 to 10 Systems - Myth Star Citizen Uses A Paywall For Mining - Myth All Ships Can Be Purchased In Game - Misconception Chris Roberts Should Be Replaced As CEO / Star Citizen is Badly Managed - Myth Star Citizen Has Bad Marketing - Myth Star Citizen Ships Are Digital JPEGS - Myth In-Game Ship Sales and Rentals Will Negatively Affect Funding - Myth Star Citizen is Not A Game Yet - Misconception Star Citizen Is Never Going To Release - Myth https://scfocus.org/star-citizen-myths/ Star Citizen Is Not A Game Yet - Myth quote:Vast numbers of supporters of the game claim that Star Citizen is not a game yet. Star Citizen: Reality - Star Citizen Is Not A Game yet
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Nov 12, 2019 15:39
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Reality - Star Citizen already released, was the best game ever, and shut down. Sucks that you missed it.
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Nov 12, 2019 15:46
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Mr.PayDay posted:
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Nov 12, 2019 16:12
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Mr.PayDay posted:
https://scfocus.org/org-enlistment    
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Nov 12, 2019 16:27
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TheAgent posted:holy poo poo that website quote:Star Citizen Focus Organization - Star Citizen Intel Since 2015 I love this part, of which I took from like, the 5% of the article I copy-pasted here: Progress shown of features (as in demoed at an event -> first time a feature is seen) The demos are purely fictional and not indicative of actual progress or goals. Historic progress rate of similar features Historic progress is negligible or faulty to base information on due to hidden roadmap/work priorities. Optimism buffer (to adjust for overly optimistic dates) This alone should be disqualified after "2014 release date" by Chris Roberts Experience following Star Citizen’s development closely since 2015 This is probably the worst. Accurate calculations don't require 4 years of sifting through poo poo to find the diamond. Preempting delays from community events, holiday seasons or major technical hurdles These are: Bad things, Not applicable, Unpredictable/Lies because CIG claims standard practice stuff is hard. Playtesting the Star Citizen Alpha for several years This gives no idea as to how progress will be made, and is useless when you could just look at the very-open-and-not-untruthful-company releases patch notes. Experience in many Alpha and Beta MMO games since 1995 Star Citizen is beyond all other MMOs and is incomparable. -A Star Citizen Backer For Squadron 42 it is also possible to estimate the status of many features because when the feature appears in the Star Citizen Alpha it is already known to be significantly further along in Squadron 42. If you can't accurately predict Star Citizen, Squadron 42's estimate also becomes irrelevant.
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Nov 12, 2019 16:32
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My favorite is "SC isn't pay to win because while you can pay for better equipment than other players, what does it really mean to 'win' maaaannnnn?"
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Nov 12, 2019 16:32
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I am actually really excited for Citizen Con to see how bad it will be.
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Nov 12, 2019 16:32
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 While the 3.2 Patch eventually ended up having none of these features the SC FOCUS estimate for these features to be in the game placed the features 11 quarters or more away. By Q1 2020 it seems that the above features should finally be testable - now known as Alpha 3.9.
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Nov 12, 2019 16:34
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Sindai posted:My favorite is "SC isn't pay to win because while you can pay for better equipment than other players, what does it really mean to 'win' maaaannnnn?" quote:Star Citizen Is Pay 2 Win - Myth
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Nov 12, 2019 16:34
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just goddamn. what kind of pretzel twisted logic is that poo poo
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Nov 12, 2019 16:37
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