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all the development coordination takes place in a thread in shsc the op of the thread and most of the main contributors are either banned or perma probed
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50 people doing concept art 20 people starting the wiki 1 person doing all the coding (visits the forum once every 3 months, posts only in BSS)
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the coding standard for yosos calls for alternating tabs and spaces
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it will never, ever be open sourced because it contains code from the windows nt/2000 source code leak from the mid 00’s.
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Laslow posted:it will never, ever be open sourced because it contains code from the windows nt/2000 source code leak from the mid 00’s. all crypto uses the windows nsakey, but ironically
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YOSOS supports SMP, but only with prime numbers of CPUs
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In the YOSOS implementation, 1 is prime.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:YOSOS supports SMP, but only with prime numbers of CPUs
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rotor posted:/dev/random returns the next 32 bits from that xkcd "return 4; //generated by the roll of a fair die" jpeg AMD has already implemented this part of yosos at the hardware layer https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2019/10/how-a-months-old-amd-microcode-bug-destroyed-my-weekend/
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WilWheaton posted:AMD has already implemented this part of yosos at the hardware layer It looks like it's Linux-only though, so only garbage people will be 
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YOSBIOS gets around this by having microcode that replaces any 0xFFFFFFFF value sent to the CPU with a random number
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WilWheaton posted:AMD has already implemented this part of yosos at the hardware layer AMD 5th column exists in yospos
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yosos won't let you browse to any university that isn't BS CS top 50
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schadenboner having a big wetly one today
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yosos is actually the plural. if you only have one copy it’s called yoos.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:the popup is disabled if YOSOS is connected to a token ring network why would you support inferior non-token networks to start with?
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Sham bam bamina! posted:it really isn't hard i know, right? the rainstorms we are experiencing were effected by the heavy moisture load coming off the ocean. i went to see a stage hypnotist the other day and he had a powerful affect. idk what's so confusing
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Sagebrush posted:i know, right? thanks I hate it
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regardless of edge cases schadenboner's confusion was blatantly affected
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the YOSOS license specifically prohibits uninstallation of YOSOS from a computer once installed reinstallation is allowed on a case-by-case basis; individuals who wish to do so must post a thread on YOSPOS requesting permission. if the average thread rating after thirty days does not exceed 4.9, the request is considered to have been denied.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:the YOSOS license specifically prohibits uninstallation of YOSOS from a computer once installed ah the old yospos pithc
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carry on then posted:all of this is theoretical, because yosos will never be built. the last year of its development history will be a bunch of commits reversing and re-applying massive changes to the brace style of the codebase actually all 7 brace styles are 100% interchangeable
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YOSOS Office brings back the Microsoft Office Assistant. but in the form of YOSOS Office Dancers, including Oyster, Celery Man, and Tayne (beta)
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jimmyjams posted:YOSOS Office brings back the Microsoft Office Assistant. but in the form of YOSOS Office Dancers, including Oyster, Celery Man, and Tayne (beta) this, but it spies on you, and also has constant product placement like bonzi buddy but literally impossible to uninstall
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:like bonzi buddy but literally impossible to uninstall the kernel has some dependencies to it
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the built in yos-ide's project creation wizard only creates a wiki no matter what language you start the project in the ide mocks you and selects another at random in order to protect your intellectual property your code is obfuscated as you write it
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friday night mode: between 5pm friday and 12pm saturday yosos blocks you from making any online purchases or contacting former romantic partners
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hey no need to talk about incest mate
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echinopsis posted:hey no need to talk about incest mate M8.
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every application is electron and can’t look too much alike existing applications. sort of like how you can’t change your password to something too similar under some orgs’ policies. not only will everything look like a visual trainwreck when you have multiple programs up, but before you know it all of the usable, reasonable and functional designs will be taken and all new apps will have to look like ridiculous winamp skins to even get approval for distribution on the yosappstore.
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Laslow posted:every application is electron and can’t look too much alike existing applications. sort of like how you can’t change your password to something too similar under some orgs’ policies. idgi this is just a regular os in 2019 yosos would have all the apps written in flash
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Laslow posted:every application is electron and can’t look too much alike existing applications. sort of like how you can’t change your password to something too similar under some orgs’ policies. so how is this different from non-yosos
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Plank Walker posted:idgi this is just a regular os in 2019 hows this different from electron
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YOSOS does not support multiple monitors for individual user sessions. if you have multiple monitors attached to a YOSOS computer, on bootup each monitor will display its own login screen, and you will have to have a keyboard connected for each session you want to drive. however, an attached mouse will control the pointer in all sessions simultaneously
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