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Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
next you nerds are gonna start trying to call astrology good again

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foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

Tiler Kiwi posted:

next you nerds are gonna start trying to call astrology good again

Let's argue if magic is real again

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
its real poo poo, gently caress wizards

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i still get a chuckle out of the take that calling astrology fake nonsense is in fact misogyny

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
If magic isn't real how is the universe real

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Tiler Kiwi posted:

next you nerds are gonna start trying to call astrology good again

Real Leftists Worship Thor

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i still get a chuckle out of the take that calling astrology fake nonsense is in fact misogyny

It's also queerphobic! Insulting the stupid poo poo I believe in is oppression, insulting the stupid poo poo you believe in is praxis.

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

If magic isn't real how is the universe real

owned athetits

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/Tactical_Tato/status/1192811173621772298

satire, but just wait for it to be picked up unironically

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
the only thing that's real is the pisstape

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://twitter.com/Tactical_Tato/status/1192811173621772298

satire, but just wait for it to be picked up unironically

i like that it looks like the italian flag lying down on a bed, v appropriate

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009



hell yeah

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

foobardog posted:

It's also queerphobic! Insulting the stupid poo poo I believe in is oppression, insulting the stupid poo poo you believe in is praxis.

also kind of low key racist if you think about it. explain? it is not my job to educate you.

https://twitter.com/DailyMailUK/status/1194997943729840128

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
magic is real and the only way leftism has a chance in this country is if we side with the sorcerers

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
aren't sorcerers what 30 year old virgins call themselves

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

aren't sorcerers what 30 year old virgins call themselves

wizards would make more sense, sorcerers use CHA as their main stat after all

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Sorcerers usually have more sensuous garments

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Mr. Lobe posted:

wizards would make more sense, sorcerers use CHA as their main stat after all

lol it is wizard

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Les Os posted:

magic is real and the only way leftism has a chance in this country is if we side with the sorcerers

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Magick is literally the only thing that could make America socialist

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

MizPiz posted:

Magick is literally the only thing that could make America socialist

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Exile??? From life, i hope

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015



elite-tier tweet

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

foobardog posted:

Let's argue if magic is real again

Watch out, get too snarky about this and a dude who has literally stolen his entire metaphysical worldview from a dude who draws punchmans comics will call you, yes you, a neckbearded fedora nerd. There will not even be a hint of irony.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Exile??? From life, i hope

Exiled is deader than dead in magic

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



One More Fat Nerd posted:

Watch out, get too snarky about this and a dude who has literally stolen his entire metaphysical worldview from a dude who draws punchmans comics will call you, yes you, a neckbearded fedora nerd. There will not even be a hint of irony.

How fuckin lame do you have to be to believe in magic but only metaphorically in your brain? If you're gonna believe in magic, actually believe in magic. Which you should.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1195132507752206336?s=21

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

he probably overloaded his power matrix after charging up while threatening to fight another woman

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Tiler Kiwi posted:

its real poo poo, gently caress wizards

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

lmfao, queen

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




:boom:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

MizPiz posted:

Magick is literally the only thing that could make America socialist

The immortal magick of magus-leninisn

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
On the heels of the atheism discussion:

(and no, it's not the Onion)





LINK

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

NecroMonster posted:

not sure i can laugh at the bagel guy now

he definitely used whatever cash he got from his 15 minutes on blow

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Just give bagel guy the sweet release of death already, he cant smell very good

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016

speaking of queens

https://twitter.com/MegRadford/status/1194808069324181505?s=19

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I don't get it, who is he and why would he have been on the congress mailing list?

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

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cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

https://www.twitter.com/MegRadford/status/1194805252811309056

Uhhhh what exactly was your husband doing?

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