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Mofette posted:I have been doing some decorating, and thought I'd use this thread, but then I read it from the beginning and went through the whole thing after seeing the bathdoom, and I'm still not sure. Is this where we post things that are (hopefully) successes, or just bad things? We love seeing goon projects in this thread and are happy to offer advice. Between goon projects we post the more "inspired" examples of interior decoration we find on the internet. BeatmasterJ was a rare crossover between those themes.
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Mofette posted:I have been doing some decorating, and thought I'd use this thread, but then I read it from the beginning and went through the whole thing after seeing the bathdoom, and I'm still not sure. Is this where we post things that are (hopefully) successes, or just bad things? Are you extremely stupid and/or weirdly sexist like beastmasterJO? If not, you should be safe. e: And if you are, please post your project ITT.
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I want to post more of my projects but at the moment they're more about function over form. Sealing for the winter, etc
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I actually have a real thing, and that’s wondering if anyone makes an entryway key hangar that’s not a cheap ugly POS I looked at Alessi and Hive and they got nothin. DWR has this mirror plus cubby thing that’s not bad but a bit large Also, no items without the name/house of the designer being known
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PRADA SLUT posted:an entryway key hangar PRADA SLUT posted:Also, no items without the name/house of the designer being known Never stop being you, PS.
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PRADA SLUT posted:I actually have a real thing, and that’s wondering if anyone makes an entryway key hangar that’s not a cheap ugly POS In short: no.
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I use a hallway mirror and glued a bunch of flat neodymium magnets inside the wooden frame. So, when I come home I just toss my keys at the mirror's frame.
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PRADA SLUT posted:I actually have a real thing, and that’s wondering if anyone makes an entryway key hangar that’s not a cheap ugly POS  Designed by Jon Karlsson. Very versatile.
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nielsm posted:
Did anyone ask you to prom yet!?!??
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I purchased a small unfinished wood table that fits nicely next to the door. It has a shallow drawer, two shelves, and a pull-out writing surface, and I finished the wood to match my other furnishings. The top is just deep enough to hold a small lamp and my sunglasses, the shelves hold the things that go in and out of the house all of the time (e.g. reusable grocery bags, dog leash...), the pullout surface is there if I need to sign a delivery receipt or some such, and the drawer is where I put my keys so that I always know where they are. It looks good and serves many functions.
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Do we have a general household chores/cleaning/tidying/decluttering thread? I really couldn't come up with any better places to ask than this thread.
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evobatman posted:Do we have a general household chores/cleaning/tidying/decluttering thread? I really couldn't come up with any better places to ask than this thread. No, I think Home Spergin' would be closest as a general catch-all house chat. Certainly that sort of discussion has happened here but it usually starts turf wars between the minimalists and the messier livers. Might be a good candidate for a new thread if you feel it's got legs.
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Jaded Burnout posted:No, I think Home Spergin' would be closest as a general catch-all house chat. Certainly that sort of discussion has happened here but it usually starts turf wars between the minimalists and the messier livers. Merge it with the YOSPOS geriatrics thread so it can be renamed GOUTSE.CX & GROUTSE.CX
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I found a house in my area that features a theater room that lets you seat your friends by how much you like them: Then lets you retire to the secondary media room when it's time to drink (that is, always):  Bonus very traditional samurai bathroom: 
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Do not disrespect Poop Knife-sama
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Sometimes the fucker fights back when you try to flush it.
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HardDiskD posted:Do not disrespect Poop Knife-sama You cannot imagine my disappointment at having been beaten to making the poop knife joke.
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We once had a substitute teacher who told us first thing that he was late because he took a dump so big he had to karate chop it into smaller pieces and then he asked us what kind of music we all liked and said "cool cool, the only music I consider real music is Jimi" and put some Hendrix on for the rest of the class. Well, that's my poo-smallening story thanks for reading.
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Jerry Cotton posted:We once had a substitute teacher who told us first thing that he was late because he took a dump so big he had to karate chop it into smaller pieces and then he asked us what kind of music we all liked and said "cool cool, the only music I consider real music is Jimi" and put some Hendrix on for the rest of the class. I used to use a garden stake and throw it from the second story bathroom window into the garden after I was finished using it
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HardDiskD posted:Do not disrespect Poop Knife-sama Thread title
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Jestery posted:I used to use a garden stake and throw it from the second story bathroom window into the garden after I was finished using it lmao
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PRADA SLUT posted:Thread title Interior design: no poop knife in BeatmasterJ’s nonexistent toilet
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Jerry Cotton posted:We once had a substitute teacher who told us first thing that he was late because he took a dump so big he had to karate chop it into smaller pieces and then he asked us what kind of music we all liked and said "cool cool, the only music I consider real music is Jimi" and put some Hendrix on for the rest of the class. For some reason that reminds me of a Jimi poop story one time when he stayed at a friend's shotgun apartment between shows. edit TheMightyHandful posted:Interior design: no poop knife in BeatmasterJ’s nonexistent toilet You can use that dual purpose poop knife to chop those nuisance joists down to size.
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Mr. Mambold posted:You can use that dual purpose poop knife to chop those nuisance joists down to size. One of the funniest two-word combos in the English language.
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Jerry Cotton posted:We once had a substitute teacher who told us first thing that he was late because he took a dump so big he had to karate chop it into smaller pieces and then he asked us what kind of music we all liked and said "cool cool, the only music I consider real music is Jimi" and put some Hendrix on for the rest of the class.
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Count the throw pillows. COUNT THEM! https://www.redfin.com/PA/Sewickley/45-Little-Sewickley-Creek-Rd-15143/home/74686156 But for real I love this house and I don't like a lot of overall houses. This one is ace. Sans pillows.
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That70sHeidi posted:Count the throw pillows. COUNT THEM! You can donate them right back to Goodwill and get a tax rebate. For real like every Goodwill or thrift store I go to around me is 25% throw pillows by volume. The rest is terrible 90's women's fashions and second hand tapout shirts. I miss south Florida Goodwills x.x
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I counted about 60 although I might have double-counted a few
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That70sHeidi posted:Count the throw pillows. COUNT THEM! But without them the entire house would just be a bowl of oatmeal. It's not like throw pillows save you from being basic as gently caress, but at least they make it a little less boring.
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The interior is really nice, sans pillows. My first impression of the first exterior photo was - "it looks like a small town train station".
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Goober Peas posted:The interior is really nice, sans pillows. Your small town train stations suck. 
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Goober Peas posted:The interior is really nice, sans pillows. I think it's gorgeous. It's not 2.6 million dollars for a suburb of Pittsburgh gorgeous, even if you do have the penguins living next door to you, but it is a really nice house. Edit: Goddamn that's a lot of pillows. AFewBricksShy fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Nov 22, 2019 |
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I counted 64 pillows (not including the two on the bed). Good lord.
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for sale two pillows never used
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      Writer’s Shed designed by Matt Gibson https://www.dezeen.com/2019/07/23/writers-shed-matt-gibson-garden-studio-ivy/ I wish it had a ramp instead of a tiny step up.
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Bongo Bill posted:why is that Exit sign not above the exit Because our real exit from our problems is not a drab doorway to a garden, but rather a library full of other worlds.
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Mystic Mongol posted:Because our real exit from our problems is not a drab doorway to a garden, but rather a library full of other worlds. But you can't see the Exit sign from the outside either, given that angle.
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