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Far cry games should be just the open world gameplay and come with a little booklet containing the story (getting knocked on the head or getting drugged about 20 times in a row) in case someone wants it. Heck, most games should do this.
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I couldn't even play the last far cry game, New Dawn, it seemed like the epitome of soulless systemic grinding gameplay without nuance or context
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Nov 24, 2019 08:12
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Unpopular Videogame Opinions: battle without nuance or context
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Nov 24, 2019 08:14
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More games should have pidgin language options.
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Nov 24, 2019 08:41
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Mr. Dick posted:More games should have pidgin language options. you're welcome
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Unpopular non video game opinion: English is a pidgin language
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Nov 24, 2019 09:33
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Donkey Kong Country is a bad game.
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Shibawanko posted:Donkey Kong Country is a bad game. The only good thing Donkey Kong ever gave the world was King of Kong.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:The only good thing Donkey Kong ever gave the world was the expand dong meme
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SilvergunSuperman posted:The only good thing Donkey Kong ever gave the world was the DK Rap
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I like donkey Kong as a smash bros character. mostly because he can pick up other characters and jump off the side, killing both characters without fail.
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Nov 24, 2019 11:48
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If your metroidvania gives me double-jump somewhere during the game, give it to me as one of the first couple upgrades, instead of forcing me to wait six months for another playthrough so that my muscle memory forgot I can double jump in this game. Actually, if your game lets me jump, give me double-jump from the beginning.
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Nov 24, 2019 11:56
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SilvergunSuperman posted:So are you against porn then? Porn actors are real people and thus have at least some degree of agency whereas fictional characters do not which makes over sexualisation in things like anime and video games particularly egregious
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Nov 24, 2019 12:09
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fridge corn posted:Porn actors are real people and thus have at least some degree of agency whereas fictional characters do not which makes over sexualisation in things like anime and video games particularly egregious i will admit that a post defending helpless pixel maidens was not the first thing i expected to read in this thread but hey
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Nov 24, 2019 12:13
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i would be deeply surprised if anyone itt is against porn regardless of how they feel about big gravity defying tiddies in video games like if you want giant honking breasts in games thats fine but argue for em on their own merits, don't try to weasel em in on the backs of good honest pornography
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Nov 24, 2019 12:28
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Can you people please stop posting about sex and instead talk about how DKC and Ocarina of Time are bad games Super Metroid is overrated and pretty boring
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Nov 24, 2019 12:30
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Shibawanko posted:Can you people please stop posting about sex and instead talk about how DKC and Ocarina of Time are bad games ‘Posting about sex is like loving about mario’ - Frank Zappa; making a strong case for posting about sex in the video games thread
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Nov 24, 2019 12:42
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The White Dragon posted:i will admit that a post defending helpless pixel maidens was not the first thing i expected to read in this thread but hey That's uhh not what I was saying at all but okay
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Nov 24, 2019 12:45
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Also lame attempt at unpopular opinions given those things are all objectively true, so have a hot one to see how it’s done ‘Vice City is bad. The soundtrack is bad. If you liked the soundtrack you have lovely taste in music and if you enjoyed any part of the gameplay you have fuckin brain damage’
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Nov 24, 2019 12:46
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Also lame attempt at unpopular opinions given those things are all objectively true, so have a hot one to see how it’s done 
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Shibawanko posted:Can you people please stop posting about sex and instead talk about how DKC and Ocarina of Time are bad games This is all you talk about and it sucks. Nobody cares if old games haven't aged well or whatever
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Nov 24, 2019 12:49
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Also lame attempt at unpopular opinions given those things are all objectively true, so have a hot one to see how it’s done I thought this was the standard opinion*. If the recruiting the getaway driver quest didnt make you understand how rockstar would develop every single one of its games from that point forward you are bad at pattern recognition. *I actually dont remember a single song on the soundtrack and looking it up, nah, the soundtrack is fine. Some misses here and there but for attempting to capture a specific pop-art concept of an era and providing both nascent hip hop selection, a whole station of Latin jams about 2% of the playerbase had ever heard of, and some honest to goodness Michael Jackson aint bad.
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Nov 24, 2019 13:01
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fridge corn posted:This is all you talk about and it sucks. Nobody cares if old games haven't aged well or whatever Donkey Kong Country is an example of a game that hasn't aged well.
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Nov 24, 2019 13:01
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Also lame attempt at unpopular opinions given those things are all objectively true, so have a hot one to see how it’s done my brain is so damaged and my taste in games and music is so bad that I'm glad they are finally redesigning and releasing unseen mechs in Battletech also the Phoenix Hawk's biker helmet is a bit much MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Nov 24, 2019 |
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Nov 24, 2019 13:06
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Barudak posted:I thought this was the standard opinion*. If the recruiting the getaway driver quest didnt make you understand how rockstar would develop every single one of its games from that point forward you are bad at pattern recognition. That's the one where the secret is to stash a Lambo just up ahead before starting the mission. They don't let you do that in Rockstar games anymore. Though the irony is not only does the recruitment mission render the driver redundant, but he's never actually any use in the mission itself and is scripted to die.
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Nov 24, 2019 13:08
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I had more fun with Crackdown 3 than The Last of Us Dragon Quest XI is a very mediocre game that accepts the challenge of having cowardly writing for 2/3rds of the game by writing the worst last 1/3rd it can. Ghost Leviathan posted:That's the one where the secret is to stash a Lambo just up ahead before starting the mission. They don't let you do that in Rockstar games anymore. For some reason I remember it having lots of restrictions so cheesing it was also hyper specific, like despawning vehicles in a radius around it when you start up so theres a specific sweet spot to place the vehicle. Either way its just miserable design and narrative and as Rockstar went they kept removing the ways to actually influence their missions. GTAIV chase missions are fascinating in their bad decisions Barudak fucked around with this message at 13:13 on Nov 24, 2019 |
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Nov 24, 2019 13:09
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Duck and Cover posted:Cool breasts, cool impractical armor, whatever. It's the same in HBO shows, they show breasts so often not because they think it improves the story but because it's a cheap lazy way to make the show "adult". Also it's almost always women and very rarely men. Strange. I always thought HBO did that to keep the ratings up. In GoT they always put it in between plot heavy sections. Like there's a part of their audience that's so dumb they approach the show like "ohh all this plot hurr durr boring about to turn over-oH! Tits!! now THAT'S what I like to sEE". alexandriao fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Nov 24, 2019 |
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alexandriao posted:I always thought HBO did that to keep the ratings up. In GoT they always put it in between plot heavy sections. Like there's a part of their audience that's so dumb they approach the show like "ohh all this plot hurr durr boring about to turn over-oH! Tits!! now THAT'S what I like to sEE". hey I'm in this post
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Nov 24, 2019 13:15
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instead of arguing against boobs, obviously argue in favour of big floppy hogs and dongs. we have the technology to render and simulate a dick slapping back and forth as you wiggle your character in different directions, its available now.
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Nov 24, 2019 13:24
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If they had paid one tenth the attention to Geralt’s dick as they did his hair I might have given Witcher 3 another shot
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Nov 24, 2019 13:27
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Default skin for all male characters is just a pair of fisherman’s pants with no underwear and they’re slipped down so you can see the pubes and just maybe the base of the dick and no shirt and also they won’t stop talking to you about frisbee golf unless you buy 50 loot boxes
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Nov 24, 2019 13:29
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:If they had paid one tenth the attention to Geralt’s dick as they did his hair I might have given Witcher 3 another shot I wouldn’t, it’s boring as hell with dumb combat
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alexandriao posted:I always thought HBO did that to keep the ratings up. In GoT they always put it in between plot heavy sections. Like there's a part of their audience that's so dumb they approach the show like "ohh all this plot hurr durr boring about to turn over-oH! Tits!! now THAT'S what I like to sEE". There's no way in hell wint has an HBO account.
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alexandriao posted:I always thought HBO did that to keep the ratings up. In GoT they always put it in between plot heavy sections. Like there's a part of their audience that's so dumb they approach the show like "ohh all this plot hurr durr boring about to turn over-oH! Tits!! now THAT'S what I like to sEE". I wouldn't be surprised. Caesar Saladin posted:instead of arguing against boobs, obviously argue in favour of big floppy hogs and dongs. we have the technology to render and simulate a dick slapping back and forth as you wiggle your character in different directions, its available now. Loadout had nude skins for both male and female characters. I do believe the dick jiggled but as the skin was 50 bucks and the game not popular enough to survive for long I don't think I saw it often in game. edit: Totally did jiggle. Now obviously this link here is probably not safe for work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok8RXUaaXBg While I think more floppy dongs would help I think there's something to be said for moderation. Like maybe I just want to play video games. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Nov 24, 2019 |
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Nov 24, 2019 18:56
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It’s pretty lol that people think that they’re intellectually superior because only the dumb people like tits or something
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:It’s pretty lol that people think that they’re intellectually superior because only the dumb people like tits or something I'm pretty sure no one here thinks that. It's simply about having more realistic characters instead of perpetuating the idea women exist for men's desires all (most of) the time every time. Of course this simple idea has been distorted to mean I'm for censorship/against breasts. All so you can have your softcore porn in your video games. Nudity isn't even generally the issue, it's the poo poo like the Everquest cover art/widowmaker/jaina breasts. Even Hearthstone actually replaced Succubus with Felstalker and Blizzard sucks. Lol the tagline for Succubus "Warlocks have it pretty good." Hilarious. At least it would maybe be mildly funny if it was such a frequent thing in games. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Nov 24, 2019 |
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Nov 24, 2019 19:24
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Jesus, just shut up please.
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Nov 24, 2019 19:42
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Can we please come up with a compromise??? Every character gets both a tit AND a dick. Both of them are gigantic and floppy. You can put them wherever you want. But you only get one of each. And they are mandatory. Are you guys happy now?
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DildenAnders posted:Can we please come up with a compromise??? Tiddy games, but make all of the tits sad and floppy. E: I'm so dumb that I read 1/3rd of your post and responded without realizing that you made the same joke in the next sentence veni veni veni fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Nov 24, 2019 |
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veni veni veni posted:Jesus, just shut up please. I think I've said what I've felt needed to be said and don't think continuing this discussion will accomplish anything. Well I didn't think it'd accomplish much in the first place but I don't like people trying to stick their head in the sand and pretend things don't matter because it's just a game. So don't do that if you don't want someone to call you out on it. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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