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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Burt Sexual posted:

Two words Golden Coral

do they have a drink dispenser with red wine yet? cuz that could be a deal breaker.

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Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
Burt you
Cant see alllll the forum hahah I know you camt hahaa tou cant catch meeeee

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
Burt searchimg teh forum for drunk dick bastardly posts: :f5:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I’m. Dethroned from this position of shitposting . I bow to you insisigt

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
well i think i ruined my relationship, oh well.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

LifeSunDeath posted:

well i think i ruined my relationship, oh well.

Plenty of fish in the sea

oh wait it's just plastic now

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

LifeSunDeath posted:

well i think i ruined my relationship, oh well.

Congrats. You deserve a drink.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
Sup drunk goons

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
I'm about to do a bunch of shroons

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

LifeSunDeath posted:

well i think i ruined my relationship, oh well.
At least you've still got that neat avatar.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
I'm drunk and listening to Brainiac.




I see nothing wrong with this, honestly.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
I survived the drunk shroom adventure and I couldn't have done it without you goons in this thread and your support. I can feel my liver trying to crawl out of my bladder.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


drunk shroom adventures are great, next time you do it as soon as you peak on the shrooms smoke a ton of weed to transport yourself to minus world

dead prez
Sep 22, 2019

Everytime I look around, I see
So much drama goin down
Everytime I look around, I see
So much fakeness goin down
maybe i should thankshroom

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
Thank God I'm home and just drunk by myself

Tomorrow I'm be at a pajama party at a bar, also drinking. Bless this thread

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Getting my drinking in now before I have to go to work tomorrow and make lunch for some rubes

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
is it ok if i post here, while drinking, to say i smoked some weed? i don't know what the parameters are for outside activities

i also cooked some bangin stuffing because nobody tells me how to do thanksgiving

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Eldercain posted:

is it ok if i post here, while drinking, to say i smoked some weed? i don't know what the parameters are for outside activities

i also cooked some bangin stuffing because nobody tells me how to do thanksgiving

Smoking while drinking is fine.

God help you if you said stuffing when you really meant dressing.

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Eldercain posted:

is it ok if i post here, while drinking, to say i smoked some weed? i don't know what the parameters are for outside activities

i also cooked some bangin stuffing because nobody tells me how to do thanksgiving

Stuffing is about the only thanksgiving food I get really excited about.

Also :420:

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
ok so what should i call it if it's butter and bread and sausage and celery but i didn't put it into a turkey but when i was a kid my parents did put it in a turkey and i just don't have a turkey

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
also woah singing sad songs in your apartment and drinking gets you drunk fast what happened

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Eldercain posted:

ok so what should i call it if it's butter and bread and sausage and celery but i didn't put it into a turkey but when i was a kid my parents did put it in a turkey and i just don't have a turkey

Dressing.

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
My thanksgiving meal were some great tacos and Czech beer. But I live in a place where thanksgiving isn't a thing, so I think I'm excused.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
Not sure if me posting here is cheating or not.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

What if it has beans in it is it still dressing

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

going to a bar tonight for a birthday

what ~*non-alcoholic*~ drink do i order???

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

numberoneposter posted:

going to a bar tonight for a birthday

what ~*non-alcoholic*~ drink do i order???

When i quit for a month i would get shirley temples they're pretty good. if they got cranberry on the gun its not bad cut with sprite either

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Tomorrow morning is going to loving SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK :beerpal:

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Eldercain posted:

What if it has beans in it is it still dressing

gently caress yeah it is.

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014

Resting Lich Face posted:

Tomorrow morning is going to loving SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK :beerpal:

lo carb Lo Pan
Oct 8, 2004

Resting Lich Face posted:

Tomorrow morning is going to loving SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK :beerpal:

I think I finished a 6 pack before 11 and then broke into the whiskey and Rumple Minze. Its 5am. :lol: if you think I'm waking up when it's still morning.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i had my first drink in 10 days tonight

i needed to do a reset if that makes any sense so the next time i have a drink will be saturday night next week

i love to party but i gotta relegate how much partying i do if i want to make it in the long run

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
make it in the long run lmao

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
I'm on six or seven I think. so I should have about 23 more left

no one does or should care about this but I'm posting it anyway because this thread is here

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Zippy the Bummer posted:

I'm on six or seven I think. so I should have about 23 more left

no one does or should care about this but I'm posting it anyway because this thread is here

Of course we care I love all you lush goons

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
This booze smells like paint thinner.

I'm still gonna drink it but uhhhh

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Resting Lich Face posted:

This booze smells like paint thinner.

I'm still gonna drink it but uhhhh

Check if it has bugs in it if left overnight.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Zeluth posted:

Check if it has bugs in it if left overnight.

That's just an urban legend; bugs don't crawl in peoples' mouths while they sleep.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
almost time to break open the next case

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Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
I'm only drinking a little tonight it's weird

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