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EIDE Van Hagar posted:If your college dorm didn’t have a Phantom Stairwell Shitter who you unmasked in a scooby-doo-cum-poirot type investigatory revelation at the end of the semester then i just feel sorry for you. You didn’t get the real college experience. The army has at least one phantom shitter per unit. It's like the army figured out how to identify people who like to poo poo in public places for thrills and spread them around the army at roughly one per company. Sometimes there are more, but rarely none. That said, my last unit was a small company housed in a battalion barracks and there were several poo poo players in the game. Washing machines were a regular target, and why I stuck next to the laundry room while my clothes washed. Mostly it's just people that draw dicks on bathroom or outhouse walls.
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I was at the mall today and it was very boomer energy. I was reminded of this thread when I saw multiple boomers parking their cars in the fire lanes by the department stores. Just leaving them there with flashers on while they went to shop.
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Dec 14, 2019 21:45
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:The army has at least one phantom shitter per unit. It's like the army figured out how to identify people who like to poo poo in public places for thrills and spread them around the army at roughly one per company. Sometimes there are more, but rarely none. War. War never changes.
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Dec 14, 2019 21:46
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:The army has at least one phantom shitter per unit. It's like the army figured out how to identify people who like to poo poo in public places for thrills and spread them around the army at roughly one per company. Sometimes there are more, but rarely none. Support our poops.
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Dec 14, 2019 21:48
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ive never shidded without pissong, how does one accomplish this feat edit- i just open up the bomb bay doors and let er rip. everything out, gogogogogogogogogo.
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Dec 14, 2019 22:09
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swinging from a rope tied to my bathroom fan just projectiling fluids around the walls of my bathroom at an approximate height of three feet edit- im making a tarzan noise, but not from my mouth
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Dec 14, 2019 22:10
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wilderthanmild posted:I was at the mall today and it was very boomer energy. I was reminded of this thread when I saw multiple boomers parking their cars in the fire lanes by the department stores. Just leaving them there with flashers on while they went to shop. Fire marshal. People liked to do that at my store and the fire marshal loved writing tickets for it.
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Dec 14, 2019 22:18
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:swinging from a rope tied to my bathroom fan just projectiling fluids around the walls of my bathroom at an approximate height of three feet I don't like this new tarzan HBO miniseries
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Dec 14, 2019 22:45
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Two non-boomers I know posted this on Facebook: https://time.com/5543441/stop-getting-offended/?fbclid=IwAR03TnTltCgeSvNrPJ1xdw3rGzmMnNXm0ouEPFOKyFbNCnTnD0DQpHar6Es It's a bunch of centrist "BOTH SIDES!!!!" garbage and radiates some strong boomer energy.
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Dec 14, 2019 23:19
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:swinging from a rope tied to my bathroom fan just projectiling fluids around the walls of my bathroom at an approximate height of three feet Phiz, I think you're my favorite poster on this dead, gay site wilderthanmild posted:I was at the mall today and it was very boomer energy. I was reminded of this thread when I saw multiple boomers parking their cars in the fire lanes by the department stores. Just leaving them there with flashers on while they went to shop. Today a boomer in a fashy lifted truck was driving like an absolute dick so i flipped him off, he proceeded to abruptly careen across three lanes, cutting me off in the turn lane i had merged into, and slammed his brakes on. I guess it was an attempt to get me to crash into him, but it didn't work bc I've got catlike reflexes unlike him. Then he crossed the double yellow lines when he turned. Anyways, it was on the way into the mall parking lot.
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Dec 14, 2019 23:48
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blatman posted:I don't like this new tarzan HBO miniseries drinkin straight rye just getting INCREDIBLE super powers
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Dec 15, 2019 01:06
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:what if it was bigfoot that pooped in target Be serious. Bigfoot doesn’t exist. It was clearly a chupacabra.
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number 1 snake fan posted:Phiz, I think you're my favorite poster on this dead, gay site Is giving a gently caress that someone gives you the finger a Boomer thing, or am I just apathetic? It just doesn't seem like that big a deal.
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CPL593H posted:Two non-boomers I know posted this on Facebook: Her use of the term "stand my ground" is hosed up, cuz it's her using the other person's anger as a way to gently caress them over. Right there next to her Bruce Lee reference. "Moral Martial art," where the moral is "I'm right."
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Beachcomber posted:Is giving a gently caress that someone gives you the finger a Boomer thing, or am I just apathetic? It just doesn't seem like that big a deal. It's about, "DON'T YOU DARE DISRESPECT ME!!!' ...even though they don't respect anyone else and basically treat everyone like poo poo.
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Dec 15, 2019 04:32
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:ohhhhhh those slutty temptresses trying to pry my hard-earned shillings from my draconic grasp. oh fie upon those nightgown-wearing sirens who clambor over my fine thatch, singing to me at night, singing songs of lusty temptations, but I remain Steadfast and Stalwart in my dedication to Never Jerking Off, so their feminizing energies ricochet off of my Breastplate of God, and their songs are silenced by the Lord's Blessed Deafness, inflicted by my many years of blasting Merle Haggard from my Daewoo speakers at teeth-shattering levels Catching up on this thread, but oh gently caress is this a good post. Content: stuck in fuckoff nowhere still for work and the boomer energy I've been dealing with at work is insurmountable. "we want 'thing' but don't want to pay for it, or pay more for the service even though raw materials have gone up a ton as well as wages and etc make it happen" "we didn't plan 'thing' out completely and now you need to fix it, we will not allow you the time to do it that we agreed to also you need to add 'thing' as well here's the budget that we'll be allowing you but then tell you it's costing too much even though you're well under and the price is fair for the type of work and skilled labor you're using" "well so and so down the street would probably do it for this cheap"* *so and so down the street has (a) refused to work for them (b) not enough insurance to satisfy the minimum requirements to work on site (c) will not be able to do the work any sooner (d) is not able to take the payment method for the project I ended up doing all I could to protect my guys from the roaming poo poo stirrers all week, and I hope if I ever show signs of boomeritis that my kids ol' yeller me immediately if I can't be cured
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Dec 15, 2019 05:38
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Yes, Boomers have weird ideas on what should and should not increase in value. They have absolutely no problem with a restaurant or store’s rent going up 50% in 10 years, but suggest the minimum wage increases too and suddenly they’re the Lorax for small business owners.
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Dec 15, 2019 06:31
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Boomers pretend tvs are expensive and rent is cheap
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Dec 15, 2019 06:37
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:Her use of the term "stand my ground" is hosed up, cuz it's her using the other person's anger as a way to gently caress them over. Right there next to her Bruce Lee reference. "Moral Martial art," where the moral is "I'm right." I googled her and it turns out that she's a racist huckster and absolutely full of poo poo. Color me surprised.
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Dec 15, 2019 07:15
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PathAsc posted:Catching up on this thread, but oh gently caress is this a good post. All of this is just capitalism as described by marx, not boomerism per se. but seeing as how white boomers were the living generation with proportionally the greatest access to capital over the course of their lives, and happen to currently be in many if not most senior positions of authority, it might appear to be a boomer thing.
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Dec 15, 2019 07:21
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At my job we have trolleys that are hooked up and need a $1 or $2 coin to unlock and use and you get your coin back when you hook it up again, naturally this led to complaints and now they are all unhooked, I witness so many people, always old boomers using the trolleys to move nothing more than a tiny handbag and just dumping it in random places, yesterday it was in front of the automatic doors, exactly opposite the trolley bay, Today it was in the middle of the rope barriers in front of the airline check in counter, while maintaining eye contact with me. I loving hate them (and my job).
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Dec 15, 2019 08:48
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CPL593H posted:I googled her and it turns out that she's a racist huckster and absolutely full of poo poo. Color me surprised. loving Time magazine. Any dumb gently caress who bitches about print being dead never realize how loving stupid most publications are and how much power they had.
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Dec 15, 2019 09:10
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Krispy Wafer posted:Yes, Boomers have weird ideas on what should and should not increase in value. They have absolutely no problem with a restaurant or store’s rent going up 50% in 10 years, but suggest the minimum wage increases too and suddenly they’re the Lorax for small business owners. Boomers love to counter "hey people working service jobs should be paid a living wage" with "But everything will become more expensive! If you force Starbucks to pay its workers 20$ an hour coffees will become $10!!". Because its the workers who are the problem, the lowest paid part of the company, not its executives and CEOs that make the big bucks, they aren't the problem at all. Boomers love to blame all social problems on people who have zero ability to affect anything.
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Dec 15, 2019 10:10
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Starbucks is already overpriced for reasons not related to wages. It's the bud light of coffee but instead if finding it at reasonable prices, it's like you're always paying some 15¢ deposit and it's only in the part of town with higher sales taxes. Boomers don't understand the phrase, "a rising tide lifts all boats."
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Dec 15, 2019 10:23
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Boomers have internalised penny-wise, pound-foolish. Though that might be overstating it. Really more the capitalist ideas of being pretty much crack addicts except the crack is money, and the copper they tear out of the walls to sell for crack is national infrastructure.
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Dec 15, 2019 10:35
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I found out my dad is a climate change denier today, and to be honest it's really shaken a lot of the foundation of someone I respect (I otherwise have a fantastic relationship with my dad). The tv flashed a picture of egg boy and Greta and he immediately starting getting stuck into them both. I asked how he couldn't believe in something like climate change, asked him about the droughts and fires and just the HEAT Australia has had over the past decades. I showed him a time-lapse of glaciers retreating further and further over fifty years, and he watched the whole thing and just put the phone down without saying anything. As he left he said that we all have our own beliefs and that he has his. I really think that there is some degree of narcissism that makes talking to people like this impossible - they already seem to think they've stumbled onto the secret knowledge and hidden wisdom that eludes the rest of us, even though they accept rational thinking when it comes to making cars run and phones work and surgical procedures but oh no climate science is just hokum. Christmas is going to be poo poo 
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Dec 15, 2019 10:35
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Tongues posted:I found out my dad is a climate change denier today, and to be honest it's really shaken a lot of the foundation of someone I respect (I otherwise have a fantastic relationship with my dad). The tv flashed a picture of egg boy and Greta and he immediately starting getting stuck into them both. I asked how he couldn't believe in something like climate change, asked him about the droughts and fires and just the HEAT Australia has had over the past decades. I showed him a time-lapse of glaciers retreating further and further over fifty years, and he watched the whole thing and just put the phone down without saying anything. As he left he said that we all have our own beliefs and that he has his. he knows climate change is real, as does everyone, except admitting that it is real would be to admit you vote and live against the interests of the human race and rather to serve your own selfish needs the only people out there that still legitimately don't believe climate change is real are flat-earth level conspiracy theorists, everyone else is just lying to themselves and everyone else
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Dec 15, 2019 10:42
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fyi the steps are 1 - climate change isn't happening 2 - climate change might be happening but it's always changed, humans didn't cause this 3 - it's too late to do anything now so gently caress it So you might want to be prepared for what's coming up
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Dec 15, 2019 10:49
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Dec 15, 2019 10:49
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abigserve posted:he knows climate change is real, as does everyone, except admitting that it is real would be to admit you vote and live against the interests of the human race and rather to serve your own selfish needs burn every bridge, leave them to die alone with their toys, and if there is anything left challenge the will in probate.
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Dec 15, 2019 11:58
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Honestly, even without climate change I'd argue that we need to change the way we live. The air we breathe is toxic and carcinogenic (especially in big cities or near major roads) and so are the things we ingest, pollution (including noise pollution) is negatively affecting the lives of millions, obesity rates are rocketing across the world, biodiversity is steadily decreasing, and so on. Climate change just makes the problems existential on a collective level, but apparently even that's not enough for boomers. I'm really pissed off about right-wing parties, that claim to be all about long-term sustainability when it comes to things like social security and immigration, throwing all of that out of the window when it comes to the much more fundamental ecological problems. Suddenly it's good to be the entitled grasshopper and not the ant, just because they don't want to change a thing about their comfortable lifestyles.
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Dec 15, 2019 12:03
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SchrodingersCat posted:I feel really bad for whatever sadsack aliens get exposed to our poisonous bullshit. I read an old lovely pulp sci-fi book my dad had from the 60s with this premise. Aliens conquer earth in chapter one and humanity starts exporting all it's wierd bullshit, nearly destroying the alien society. Good premise, bad read.
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Dec 15, 2019 12:20
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Holy poo poo I might own that book, is that the one where the best selling human product is like a thing you drink out of but it has a suction cup on one end so it doesn't float away in zero gravity?
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Dec 15, 2019 12:31
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Guildenstern Mother posted:I read an old lovely pulp sci-fi book my dad had from the 60s with this premise. Aliens conquer earth in chapter one and humanity starts exporting all it's wierd bullshit, nearly destroying the alien society. Good premise, bad read. Do you remember the title? I'm almost sure I read this fairly recently but I already gave it back to my dad
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Dec 15, 2019 12:34
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when did that happen ever
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Dec 15, 2019 13:12
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That book - was it "First Contract" by Greg Costikyan? https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/842493.First_Contract
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Dec 15, 2019 14:14
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Phlegmish posted:I'm really pissed off about right-wing parties, that claim to be all about long-term sustainability when it comes to things like social security and immigration, throwing all of that out of the window when it comes to the much more fundamental ecological problems. Suddenly it's good to be the entitled grasshopper and not the ant, just because they don't want to change a thing about their comfortable lifestyles. Austerity is for other people.
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Dec 15, 2019 14:23
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Neito posted:Austerity is for other people. Austerity is a loving cancer.
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I’m hosting the family Christmas party today and all the loving Boomers are Chuds. There will be probably 5 adults out of 25 who didn’t vote Trump and 4 of those 5 are my immediate family. I thought about sticking my light up Sanders 2016 sign in with the Christmas decorations, but I’ll take the high road (I also don’t need a HOA violation for political yard signs). It’s me. I’m the cancer of decorum.
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