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in the porn parody he's Johnny Fiveasses
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Fansy posted:Alreddy
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Dec 14, 2019 19:25
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Fansy posted:probably my favorite thing that's ever been written in the english language: Extremely same
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Dec 14, 2019 20:31
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Fansy posted:The sky was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel that was orange.
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Dec 14, 2019 20:59
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Chomp8645 posted:The fifth ace is hidden in his sleeve. Nonsense, the fifth ace simply replaces the fourth one etc until Sylus flips the table like a sore loser bitch and they all fall off
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Dec 14, 2019 21:10
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Cojawfee posted:Wow, that Tim B^Uckley endorsement aged well. Yeah, that was made back in the days when goons were positive towards him. 
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Dec 14, 2019 21:20
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Zesty posted:Yeah, that was made back in the days when goons were positive towards him. Um... it has PS4 logo.
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Dec 14, 2019 21:50
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Dec 14, 2019 22:23
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Seriously, lmfao
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Dec 14, 2019 22:36
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cnut posted:Seriously, lmfao It's everyone duty to deface Garrison cartoons into hilarious parodies.
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Dec 14, 2019 22:39
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lol
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Dec 14, 2019 23:43
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Dec 15, 2019 01:00
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What is Buckley doing these days? Is he still making lovely comics?
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Dec 15, 2019 07:38
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If I remember right, last time I went down the Tim Buckley rabbit hole he had changed gears on his lovely webcomic to turn it into a gritty grimdark web serial but ended the needlessly dark story arc with a big ol Voyager style reset button that turned it back into slapstick comedy This was a few years ago so I don't remember all the details but I do seem to recall the main guy with dumb hair using a time machine to set the timeline back to normal to undo all the bloodshed and carnage, I think the wacky robot ended up murdering a ton of characters
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Dec 15, 2019 07:46
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In the GBS comics thread a few years ago it was said he had (hilariously) unknowingly signed the rights to his webcomic away in exchange for web hosting. So he switched to a non-narrative "console war" webcomics where video games and consoles are personified as androids or people.
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Dec 15, 2019 09:26
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From the website it looks like the same cast of characters doing the same kind of stuff as ten years ago when I last checked. I think even the artstyle and website design looks the same. Like a weird time bubble where the world moved on but in a fog-filled valley up in the mountains a webcomic still runs unchanged.
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Dec 15, 2019 10:39
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Fansy posted:he was going to do some sex, no doubt about that. this aged disgustingly well into today's reddit internet
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Dec 15, 2019 11:43
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I'm throwing my clenched teeth.
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Dec 15, 2019 11:44
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Fansy posted:found this on reddit, it had 0 upvotes No, Johnny! You went too far back in time!
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Dec 15, 2019 17:19
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About 44 hours left  I wonder if the goon will actually pay up. cnut fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Dec 15, 2019 |
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Dec 15, 2019 23:11
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cnut posted:About 44 hours left How can you doubt the honor of bid $4,420.69?
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Dec 15, 2019 23:26
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Chomp8645 posted:How can you doubt the honor of bid $4,420.69? If it was only 420.69 it'd be a slam dunk, I think. But 4,420.69 is real money!
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Dec 15, 2019 23:30
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Honestly for 420,69 I might concider it Imagine having this bad boy framed in your apartment and explaining it to every single person who comes to visit. No mom, it's actually really funny. No mom, the "complete dumbass" is the one who actually made it, you don't understand. Mom you're being really unreasonable, mom please. Stop crying I
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Dec 15, 2019 23:38
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I think it has marketing potential, at least to goons, and money could be made at $420.69
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Dec 15, 2019 23:40
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i would easily buy it at up to $1,000 no questions asked. i suspect many of the bids were real at least until it started jumping wildly to funny #s but idk -someone in this thread claimed to be the #2 bid and was serious about paying. too many goons have poker/computer/biotech $$ i'm not a nerd/internet poo poo collector (or collector of anything) but like what am i saving my money for if not loving johnny fiveaces? we don't have a kid yet. also seems like it'd be pretty easy to just flip it for a small loss down the line. bus hustler fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Dec 15, 2019 |
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Dec 15, 2019 23:44
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I know how this works, they want me to pay out the rear end for Johnny Fiveaces, then the very next day they come out with Johnny Sixaces. Ain’t gonna get me like that again.
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Dec 16, 2019 00:01
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Brute Hole Force posted:That gives me an idea, does Chuck Tingle take requests? We could pool to commission the story of the Zybore Cock starring Johnny Fiveasses. Pounded in the Butt by Four Balls at the Edge of a Cliff
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Dec 16, 2019 00:15
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charity rereg posted:what am i saving my money for if not loving johnny fiveaces? A keyboard goop remake would be the perfect end to the Zybourne Clock saga.
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Dec 16, 2019 00:21
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The fifth ace is the friends we made along the way
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Dec 16, 2019 02:33
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Now someone find the original ring of one Mr. Kirk Johnson
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Dec 16, 2019 05:06
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top bidder is definitely not paying.
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Dec 16, 2019 10:19
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If i was rich id bid 5k and when i win message the seller "Have my  "But i aint.
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Dec 16, 2019 10:59
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Dec 16, 2019 13:23
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i cant tell if its serious now because the # isnt a joke, or an even deeper joke because that was the 69th bid... edit: Tbh looking at the bid history they are likely real. the previous 4420.69 bidder had a max bid of 5000 flat which is not a funny #. hope sawyer9000 gets paid.
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Dec 16, 2019 13:27
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We live in a world where people regularly spend thousands of dollars for cosmetics in free to play games, or for small advantages in mobile phone games. The worlds best crowd-funded game is about pretend spaceships that you can't really do anything with. It wouldn't surprise me a single bit if most of the bids are genuine.
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Dec 16, 2019 13:41
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charity rereg posted:i would easily buy it at up to $1,000 no questions asked. i suspect many of the bids were real at least until it started jumping wildly to funny #s but idk -someone in this thread claimed to be the #2 bid and was serious about paying. too many goons have poker/computer/biotech $$
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Dec 16, 2019 13:45
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DACK FAYDEN posted:There's allegedly at least one goon that just drops the $2800 individual donor max on any vaguely leftist campaign that gets linked in CSPAM without blinking, I'd believe that the bids are genuine yeah i'm not even wealthy just "paid off student loans a few years ago, DINK with below market rent" so i buy it. and like i said i don't have some goon home, i own zero toys/collectables/funco/video game collection/animes something about this just really makes me want it.
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Dec 16, 2019 13:54
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The winner is going to own the world's most valuable meme, and the higher the bidding goes, the higher the odds of a studio purchasing the rights to Zybourne Clock.
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Dec 16, 2019 19:18
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Fansy posted:The winner is going to own the world's most valuable meme, and the higher the bidding goes, the higher the odds of a studio purchasing the rights to Zybourne Clock. Lol toast Jesus went for way more than this
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ikanreed posted:Lol toast Jesus went for way more than this Tune in to see which group of people are dumber, gamers or christians??????!111?
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