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I couldn't find an ugly sweater for the party tomorrow so instead I'm two pitchers
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For you not American goons that's 1.62 metric pitchers
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Dec 20, 2019 02:23
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https://mobile.twitter.com/hebeipangzai/status/1202266834134716417 everything this guy does is great, i want him to become my drinking teacher
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Dec 20, 2019 03:17
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/hebeipangzai/status/1202266834134716417 Come to Denver I will teach you my ways too. I am the 3rd drinking badge you need to get to drinking victory road
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Dec 20, 2019 03:21
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Bartender just pushed my tip back at me like no I won't take this an I am uh oh
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Dec 20, 2019 06:09
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Eldercain posted:I couldn't find an ugly sweater for the party tomorrow Just bring a random goon as your +1
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Dec 20, 2019 06:12
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Resting Lich Face posted:Just bring a random goon as your +1 Do you live in Denver? If not I'll have to bring my shameful face
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Dec 20, 2019 09:58
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Never get drunk at office get togethers. gently caress me I don't know left from right Edit: Also gently caress me I need to get drunk to actually post on this dead gay forums
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Dec 20, 2019 23:55
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The Protagonist posted:I don't really *do* morning shits but that sort of roiling, noxious red-brown liquid runs that has the consistency of cooking oil and an acridly foul smell to it that permeates everything the moment the first hot squirt shoots down into the bowl so hard the shitwater spatters your gooch and the bottom of your sack and gums up the hairs on your scrotum, the harsh acidity of it that leaves your pucker raw and blistering before even the first wipe and even after a dozen you still feel dirty, making your skin clammy and sweaty from the irritation and the slight nausea and the certainty that twenty minutes later you will be in the exact same position again grunting and cursing quietly as the thin gruel pours out of you like a burst abscess, is no stranger to me. Quality post. This is why I don't drink a bottle of Absolut Vokda (700ml) every day anymore. My ex-gf banned me from drinking spirits.
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Dec 21, 2019 00:04
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mite have a bbeer tonite
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Dec 21, 2019 00:06
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I have work off till the second week of January, so i've been drinking at home for 3ish hours. testing the loyalty of the girly friend of bringing me more booze.
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Dec 21, 2019 00:53
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Success, another liter of jim beam and a 6 pack of hard seltzers, thank you girlfriend.
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Dec 21, 2019 03:48
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Eldercain posted:Do you live in Denver? If not I'll have to bring my shameful face Nah if I did I'd be a stoner not an alcoholic.
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Dec 21, 2019 04:22
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Dec 21, 2019 05:25
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it's 11:26 AM i think I'm on beer # 6 but not sure
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Dec 21, 2019 17:27
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I didn't sleep last night because my brain is stupid as gently caress but it's ok because I have a beer now
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Dec 22, 2019 03:14
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Rolled my ankle hard on the way to the gym today, gave up, loaded up on beer and ice and shambled home 
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Dec 22, 2019 03:24
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Colonel Cancer posted:Rolled my ankle hard on the way to the gym today, gave up, loaded up on beer and ice and shambled home Goondolences and goonratulations
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Dec 22, 2019 03:29
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tonight we drink a beer
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Dec 22, 2019 07:17
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I'm drunk and playing with knives (okay just one) and this is just how I spend my weekends now I guess.
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Dec 22, 2019 07:48
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i have 45 beers in reserve since i won't be awake early enough tomorrow to buy more
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Dec 22, 2019 08:06
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I'm so drunk it's hard to sit up and at a strip club waiting on an ex waiting to get non beer and drat I hosed up somewhere along the line but Are least I'm drunk silver lining
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Dec 22, 2019 09:19
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i have gnomes with high pitched voices repeating random phrases and song lyrics in my brain
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Dec 23, 2019 05:13
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I'm not drunk yet, what now?
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Dec 23, 2019 06:02
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kittenmittons posted:I'm not drunk yet, what now? is this a trick question
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Dec 23, 2019 06:06
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Zippy the Bummer posted:is this a trick question We're all looking for answers, friend.
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Dec 23, 2019 06:24
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You might wanna take a trip to New Hoffenscheim, though.
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Dec 23, 2019 06:28
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I think 100 proof may be worth the extra ducats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCMaOgCUzBo
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Dec 23, 2019 09:04
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get those brain gnomes drunk as a skunk is the answer to all riddles
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Dec 23, 2019 14:55
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Zeluth posted:I think 100 proof may be worth the extra ducats. ? 
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Dec 23, 2019 15:15
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[quote="Eldercain" post="501030081"] ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5H5ZSaLD7s
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Dec 23, 2019 15:21
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I'm plotting the logistics of my booze supply for Christmas and possibly tomorrow too, since my go-to sources will be closed...the pub's FB page claims they will be open in the evening tomorrow, but I don't trust them. Small businesses in rural areas have an annoying habit of closing at random hours if they feel like it
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Dec 23, 2019 20:58
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Zippy the Bummer posted:I'm plotting the logistics of my booze supply for Christmas and possibly tomorrow too, since my go-to sources will be closed...the pub's FB page claims they will be open in the evening tomorrow, but I don't trust them. Small businesses in rural areas have an annoying habit of closing at random hours if they feel like it The dentist chair at the corner of the bar is for the owner to get his balls licked. Where is Roscoe P. Coltrain when you need him?
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Dec 23, 2019 21:35
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Oh poo poo good call I need to make sure I can get hammered for my alone Christmas
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Dec 23, 2019 22:56
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Here's how you get festive as hell for xmas boozing You need these: -cheap lovely whiskey -peach schnappes -blue curacco -orange juice mix it together, now it's green, hooray! see you in a week when you sober up (you cannot get scurvy if this is your entire calorie intake unlike that guinness diet)
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Dec 23, 2019 23:00
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blatman posted:-blue curacco
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Dec 23, 2019 23:14
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the people gossiping at the corner grocers confirmed that the pub will be open tomorrow evening. I'll stop by at 5 and grab a couple cases of beer, that should cover tomorrow and Christmas i still have 20 or so left so that should get me to tomorrow afternoon. pretty drunk now and my head hurts will probably go to bed soon
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Dec 24, 2019 04:48
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I made an excellant Tuna Salad in preperation for Santa. All he has to do is toast the rye bread.
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Dec 24, 2019 05:05
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brewing up a big pot of wassail with plenty of rum on beer # 4
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Zippy the Bummer posted:brewing up a big pot of wassail with plenty of rum Hey beer 4 buddy
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