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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Unrelated: I had no idea the Guardian Angles were still a thing

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That industrial site is horrific. So much misery will be the cause of all this.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

sharknado slashfic posted:

Unrelated: I had no idea the Guardian Angles were still a thing

yup. they still rock hard.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
My favorite part is the guy who owned the business got prison time rather than a probation because he complained in court how all these government regulations were hurting his business profits.

Why the options we’re probation or a year in prison and not 2 years and 10 years is beyond me. People like that do damage equal to meth dealers

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Just to be clear, are those photos of this operation that oozed the road or of another similar operation

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Patware posted:

Just to be clear, are those photos of this operation that oozed the road or of another similar operation

This is all the same operation, the mutagen ooze eating out the side of the building and running across the interstate is just that last 2019 gently caress-you cherry on top.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
What we need is some sort of visual metaphor to round out the decade

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Milo and POTUS posted:

What we need is some sort of visual metaphor to round out the decade

Drain The Superfund Site just doesn't have the ring it ought to have.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Milo and POTUS posted:

What we need is some sort of visual metaphor to round out the decade

Tubgirl

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

What we need is some sort of visual metaphor to round out the decade

dumpsterfire.jpeg ?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

:nfpa:

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!



Oh that's awesome.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Milo and POTUS posted:

What we need is some sort of visual metaphor to round out the decade

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Handsome Ralph posted:

Oh that's awesome.

osha thread and dangerous chemistry thread are good bookmarks

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Speaking of toxic waste Superfund sites:

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/1209174023944450053?s=19

Quick recap:

Rudy has smoking gun documents, but he uses google translate because Parnas/Fruman can't translate them anymore, he can't keep track of how many phones he has, travels around with a fellow MAGAnator bodyguard, hates SDNY, likes bloody mary's with omelettes, was drooling so hard without noticing that it fell from the corner of his mouth to his sweater, and his fly was undone the whole time.

Also, he's more Jewish than George Soros and Soros personally installed our ambassadors.

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1209212320196501509?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Dec 23, 2019

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Hahahaha holy gently caress

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Icon Of Sin posted:

The OSHA thread has been looking at that disaster with a growing sense of horror. Click through to see the full quotes.

link thread?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

sharknado slashfic posted:

Unrelated: I had no idea the Guardian Angles were still a thing

They're pretty obtuse, yeah.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Oh I meant the leaking ooze was the picture. But all your suggestions are fine too

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

we're spoiled for choice

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

facialimpediment posted:

Speaking of toxic waste Superfund sites:

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/1209174023944450053?s=19

Quick recap:

Rudy has smoking gun documents, but he uses google translate because Parnas/Fruman can't translate them anymore, he can't keep track of how many phones he has, travels around with a fellow MAGAnator bodyguard, hates SDNY, likes bloody mary's with omelettes, was drooling so hard without noticing that it fell from the corner of his mouth to his sweater, and his fly was undone the whole time.

Also, he's more Jewish than George Soros and Soros personally installed our ambassadors.

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1209212320196501509?s=19

He's probably laying the grounds for a senility defense.

Much like Vincent Gigante, one of the mafia dons that Gulianni prosecuted during his tenure with the US Attorneys office.

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

pmchem posted:

link thread?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3904642&perpage=40&pagenumber=45#post501009095

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

BigDave posted:

He's probably laying the grounds for a senility defense.

Much like Vincent Gigante, one of the mafia dons that Gulianni prosecuted during his tenure with the US Attorneys office.

Or he's just actually senile.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/alexsalvinews/status/1209210478326472704?s=19

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



pmchem posted:

link thread?

Fun threads on SA:
OSHA (in GBS): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3904642
Horrible Mechanical Failures (DIY): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3222431
Note: current thread title is a mash-up between "blackbirds aren't fuel-tight until they hit mach 2" and "corpses get a gigantic plug screwed into them so they don't poo poo their pants at the funeral"
Dangerous Chemistry (PYF): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3602006
Crappy Construction Tales (DIY): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3431884

OSHA spawned :nfpa: and PYF Chem spawned :ohno:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
In the category of "sky blue, water wet":
https://twitter.com/JimLaPorta/status/1209230791584169984?s=19

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


My disgust is unceasing.

https://twitter.com/brooklynmarie/status/1209200563327340545?s=20

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I hate everything about the man but I might hate his face the most

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1209225712483225600?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

BigDave posted:

He's probably laying the grounds for a senility defense.

Much like Vincent Gigante, one of the mafia dons that Gulianni prosecuted during his tenure with the US Attorneys office.

There's an addendum!

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/1209243845319438336

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
How dare you say what I said I did

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Milo and POTUS posted:

How dare you say what I said I did

zefrank voice This is is how the fascist do.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

They're pretty obtuse, yeah.

:hfive:

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
tfw you run for president just so you can build a dataset

https://www.theverge.com/2019/12/23/21035138/michael-bloomberg-campaign-election-2020-digital-ad-hawkfish-facebook

Introducing Bloomberg Analytica.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Love seeing home dna tests get poo poo on

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/military/pentagon-tells-military-personnel-not-use-home-dna-kits-n1106761

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




I wonder if someone with some rank accidentally got a paternity match and a brand-new child support order?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

quote:

One DNA testing company, 23 and Me, told NBC News in a statement that it takes the “utmost efforts” to protect consumer privacy and ensures highly accurate results that have been authorized by government regulators.

Get hosed. They got caught selling to anyone willing to pay, and are now actually owned by GlaxoSmithKline.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Anyone who's got money in those genome sequence companies is probably jerking off to ACA full repeal as well.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Icon Of Sin posted:

I wonder if someone with some rank accidentally got a paternity match and a brand-new child support order?

I figured it was something like if 70% of troops find out their kid is actually a squadmate's, they'd have a pretty interesting mutiny.

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
gently caress it, they should put a dna test lab in the entrances to the PXs/BXs right next to those family crest shield and sword assholes. Oh you want a Wallace bloodline crest on your English broadsword? Let's just see if that lines up with your bloodwork.

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