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Ted Cruz is a fleshy bag of maggots, worms, cockroaches, and other assorted vermin. Pray you never meet him in person, you will never forget the sight of things under "his" skin, writhing.
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Fantastic Flyer posted:Ted Cruz is a fleshy bag of maggots, worms, cockroaches, and other assorted vermin. Pray you never meet him in person, you will never forget the sight of things under "his" skin, writhing. Oozie Cruzie
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Immediately after returning from their honeymoon, Heidi Cruz says, she had a bit of a rude awakening with regard to her husband's soup habit. "When I married Ted, we got back from our honeymoon, and he went off to the store and came home by himself. And I was completely shocked to see that he arrived back at our apartment with literally 100 cans of Campbell’s Chunky soup," she said recently in a CNN Town Hall. to sum it up: https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/
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Dec 22, 2019 02:00
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fiorina falling off the stage was pretty amazing, though i admittedly thought i had remembered him pushing her off the stage
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GalacticAcid posted:Very happy I don’t remember this Forbes ranked Dunham as the third highest-paid comedian in the United States behind Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock[4] and reported that he was one of the highest-earning comics from June 2008 to June 2009, earning approximately $30 million during that period.[6]
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Dec 22, 2019 02:14
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Jeff Dunham is insanely racist and seeing people just accept that poo poo made me feel like I was living in the twilight zone
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Dec 22, 2019 02:57
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Doctor Jeep posted:Immediately after returning from their honeymoon, Heidi Cruz says, she had a bit of a rude awakening with regard to her husband's soup habit. I’ve explained this story to people to explain my disgust at him and literally had people ask “What’s so wrong with that?” i work with skinsuited monsters 
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Dec 22, 2019 04:08
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Jiang Zemin DESTROYS Chinese Fake News!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GIj2BVJS2A
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hallebarrysoetoro posted:fiorina falling off the stage was pretty amazing, though i admittedly thought i had remembered him pushing her off the stage You may be thinking of the time he repeatedly elbowed his wife in the face
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Jiang Zemin DESTROYS Chinese Fake News!!! he's scary in a westboro baptist church leader way
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Dec 22, 2019 04:32
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In 2002, at the height of post-9/11 paranoia, NJ governor Jim McGreevey appointed his Israeli boyfriend as his homeland security adviser. The ensuing scandal ultimately led him to resign in disgrace two years later.
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Dec 22, 2019 04:36
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Ted Cruz's daughter recoiling in disgust on camera at his attempts to imitate a genuine familial bond
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Dec 22, 2019 04:53
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Ted Cruz missing the point in Green Eggs and Ham so hard that he read the book out loud in the Senate to explain why he didn't like Obamacare
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Dec 22, 2019 06:01
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Fantastic Flyer posted:Ted Cruz's daughter recoiling in disgust on camera at his attempts to imitate a genuine familial bond Has a man ever been so owned
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Dec 22, 2019 06:06
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Ted Cruz's own family hates his guts
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Dec 22, 2019 06:06
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Fantastic Flyer posted:Ted Cruz's daughter recoiling in disgust on camera at his attempts to imitate a genuine familial bond those poor kids, remember this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYnl-oPvHGg
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Dec 22, 2019 06:32
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old.flv posted:Has a man ever been so owned and all of it led to this pulitzer-level photo: 
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Dec 22, 2019 06:34
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t boone pickens
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Stato-Masochist posted:t boone pickens  rip
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Dec 22, 2019 07:14
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yet another point in favor of the pickens plan
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https://arthur.fandom.com/wiki/Pablo_Neruda https://arthur.fandom.com/wiki/Mao_Zedong
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the level of splatter was so good
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my boss was a high up dude in politics for a while, worked on Obama’s first campaign, and knew a lot of prominent Republicans. He once told me, “When you first meet Ted Cruz your gut instinct is to despise him. But then as you get to really know him, you realize that your initial reaction was not nearly strong enough”
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Krankenstyle posted:i think we need to do soemthing, this comes up every time the false rib kid deserves recognition and giving credit to the real rib kid is stolen valor
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Dec 22, 2019 20:18
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David Cameron put his fleshy pole in a dead pig's mouth
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Dec 23, 2019 00:21
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hillaryis44 still exists, and they’ve looped around to being trump supporters
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unless you think rib kid was like 6 years old in ribkid.jpg, rib kid did not murder a coal exec what i'm getting at is that we're all very disappointed in rib kid and he needs to step up his robber baron murder game
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Dec 23, 2019 18:11
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Is the scale tilting heavily to the right the point or a happy accident like I was
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Filthy Hans posted:In 2002, at the height of post-9/11 paranoia, NJ governor Jim McGreevey appointed his Israeli boyfriend as his homeland security adviser. The ensuing scandal ultimately led him to resign in disgrace two years later. I thought they stood with israel??? Krankenstyle posted:that Jeb! face Donny Trump smashing the Bush clan's political aspirations once and for all is also something that is funny and happened Homeless Friend posted:read that as goon nazi sex Has anybody actually heard from Czar? Milo and POTUS has issued a correction as of 00:03 on Dec 24, 2019 |
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ALFbrot posted:unless you think rib kid was like 6 years old in ribkid.jpg, rib kid did not murder a coal exec he is timeless and without age. there's a little rib kid in all of us.
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Dec 24, 2019 00:15
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Now, watch this drive
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Dec 24, 2019 00:44
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Bush showing a comedic slideshow of him looking under the couch etc for the wmd
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Dec 24, 2019 02:35
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The support the troops crowd really loved how funny and personable a man he was
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HRC still holds a public grudge against bernie to this day because she lost the general to trump also the clintons and the media-elite were so certain HRC was going to win, that they queued up a ton of puff pieces about how amazing chelsea was, but then hilldawg lost and there was this bizarre dissonance where several weeks worth of grocery store magazines had chelsea's dumb face all over the covers despite trump winning
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Freaking Crumbum posted:HRC still holds a public grudge against bernie to this day because she lost the general to trump Are you insinuating that Chelsea does not, in fact, look cool? https://mobile.twitter.com/variety_claudia/status/854075323314429952?lang=en
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MD2020 posted:Are you insinuating that Chelsea does not, in fact, look cool? how much do you think it burns her up that she went from "ascendant American royal" to "getting yelled at by the proles for sticking her nose where it doesn't belong for a photo op"   https://twitter.com/cbouzy/status/1106885591986302976
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