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hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

What am I missing?

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spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

hooah posted:

What am I missing?

A dog rescue account being horny on main

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

dont doxx my tinder account

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Horny bitch.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dannywilson posted:

A dog rescue account being horny on main

Now I'm curious as to what "to get dicked down" means.

Aperture Priority
May 4, 2009

~~*~~Is Dream~~*~~
:coolfish::3::coolfish:

Jerry Cotton posted:

Now I'm curious as to what "to get dicked down" means.

So have all your partners...

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Jerry Cotton posted:

Now I'm curious as to what "to get dicked down" means.

Uh, pretty sure its real simple. Its either a lady or bottom dude looking to get laid. Only connotation i can think of is that they probably aren't looking for slow, romantic sex.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ha! Yes, pretty much that.


Yeah, I know. But even then they still kinda sound like they're inviting you to a tea party.

Growing up in Chicago (SK I know you’re a suburbs kid), Knifecrime Island truly is quaint and adorable. Robbing a bank with a box cutter! What’s next, asking politely to speak with the manger to compliment your cashier?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Uh, pretty sure its real simple. Its either a lady or bottom dude looking to get laid. Only connotation i can think of is that they probably aren't looking for slow, romantic sex.

Ah, I guess. Google wasn't very helpful:

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

???

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I feel like there are enough context clues in the term itself to give you a rough idea of what it means

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
You might think so, but to get dicked over is similar yet means something very different, as is to get dicked about

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Clearly they put down a dog named Dicked and had such a great time they wish they could put him down again.

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

it means they want to have sexual intercourse with a penis
hth

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That doesn't sound right. I mean, pee comes out of penises for goodness sake. Who would want to do a sex with one of those things?

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

That doesn't sound right. I mean, pee comes out of penises for goodness sake. Who would want to do a sex with one of those things?

I just had a flashback to when I had to explain to a 20-something year old woman that her vaginal opening and urethra were different things.

Ignorance will never not amaze me.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Zipperelli. posted:

I just had a flashback to when I had to explain to a 20-something year old woman that her vaginal opening and urethra were different things.

Ignorance will never not amaze me.

No kidding, everyone knows girls pee out of their butts.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Aperture Priority posted:

So have all your partners...

Ouch.

Or rather, I don't feel anything.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Solice Kirsk posted:

That doesn't sound right. I mean, pee comes out of penises for goodness sake. Who would want to do a sex with one of those things?

Pee comes out of the balls and is discharged through the penis

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

You might think so, but to get dicked over is similar yet means something very different, as is to get dicked about

you cant just say that, thats dicked up!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

https://twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1211347829077229574
https://twitter.com/realMPJohnson/status/1211454267762073602

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Solice Kirsk posted:

That doesn't sound right. I mean, pee comes out of penises for goodness sake. Who would want to do a sex with one of those things?

Beats the hell outta me. But apparently some people like 'em.

*looks down reassuringly*

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

That doesn't sound right. I mean, pee comes out of penises for goodness sake. Who would want to do a sex with one of those things?

Not me, but don't kink shame

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YS71CtZ_Bs

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fister Roboto posted:

No kidding, everyone knows girls pee out of their butts.

If a girl who doesn't have balls pees, you know they've had sex because pee is only stored in the balls.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Thank God now it's gonna be so much easier to clean out condoms so I can reuse em.

Edit:. I realize this might be taken wrong. I am not using these condoms for sex I am still a virgin.

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART

https://twitter.com/godsavethemta/status/1211394208369647618?s=21

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





That's a hell of a ratio.

Admiral Joeslop has a new favorite as of 22:16 on Dec 30, 2019

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Do these people not just pick their women up by their ankles and carry them V side up to the bidet?

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

JoelJoel posted:

Do these people not just pick their women up by their ankles and carry them V side up to the bidet?

These people don't have girlfriends to use this on ('cause the problem doesn't manifest itself for lesbians anyways), they invented it for themselves

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

They should get stronger lovers.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
https://i.imgur.com/PdveFhF.mp4

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Bee

Beeeeeeeeee

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

JoelJoel posted:

They should get stronger lovers.
Men should make women squart across the room, that would take care of the issue.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

this word is terrifying

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

razorrozar posted:

this word is terrifying

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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razorrozar posted:

this word is terrifying

Get a load of this prude here.

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
OEGAMIOM

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