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ambient oatmeal posted:gently caress your nemesis' car and cum in it way ahead of you
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tesla panel gaps, but on your roof
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Remember when people in this thread were reposting morons claiming that Tesla was about to go bankrupt?
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Vox Nihili posted:The stock is at $430, giving TSLA a market cap of roughly $80b, some $30b more than Honda. Honda sold over 10 times the number of cars as Tesla in 2019 and actually made money doing so. Billions of dollars, even! Honda also makes a bunch of other stuff including aircraft, heavy machinery, etc.
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Making money is the old paradigm. Nowadays, it's all about ~*~potential~*~
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How many Elon Muskses does Honda have? 
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If only they had known genius poster infernal machines at the helm.
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Jonny 290 posted:yes. every time you rent a car you rent a tin can full of somebody else's farts and cum. at least you can make your castle your own with a lease good point, i never fart in my own car but bust rear end with wild abandon in a rental. never jizzed in a car at all though, who does that?
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Lambert posted:Making money is the old paradigm. Nowadays, it's all about ~*~potential~*~
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Midjack posted:never jizzed in a car at all though, who does that? quote:By all accounts, Washington State resident Edward Smith is an average sort of a guy with a not-so-average secret: He’s a mechanophile—someone who can only get turned on by vehicles. During his life, he’s had sex with over 1,000 cars, but that’s not his greatest achievement. His greatest achievement is that he once had sex with the helicopter from Airwolf.
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Can I unread that paragraph?
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have you achieved anything even close to that level of memorability?
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Lambert posted:Remember when people in this thread were reposting morons claiming that Tesla was about to go bankrupt? is the joke that said moron was musk himself?
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dude’s been at it a while, the original helicopter crashed in germany in 1992. gross though
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So, if you’re driving with this person in a real banger of a car and it makes a funny noise or maybe something doesn’t work, and you utter “gently caress this car,” you have to follow up with “not literally.”
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do you think Chris onsted knew about this
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qirex posted:have you achieved anything even close to that level of memorability? i got probated for posting an illustration of a prius having sex with a concorde WHICH WAS HILARIOUS and not even remotely gross because it was so absurd does that count
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some real knowledge nuts here
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Sagebrush posted:i got probated for posting an illustration of a prius having sex with a concorde WHICH WAS HILARIOUS and not even remotely gross because it was so absurd Post it again, try your luck
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what are the odds it would happen twice, seriously?
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Sagebrush posted:i got probated for posting an illustration of a prius having sex with a concorde WHICH WAS HILARIOUS and not even remotely gross because it was so absurd not as much as your most recent ban reason
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Lambert posted:Remember when people in this thread were reposting morons claiming that Tesla was about to go bankrupt? Musk the savior (pbuh) himself said it my man
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Sagebrush posted:i got probated for posting an illustration of a prius having sex with a concorde WHICH WAS HILARIOUS and not even remotely gross because it was so absurd wtf how much prius porn do you have Platystemon fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Jan 3, 2020 |
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so did that person in the mcmansion with the hosed up roofline ever get the hole covered before the rains came?
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Chris Knight posted:there will come software rains
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Chris Knight posted:there will come software rains
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Chris Knight posted:there will come software rains
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Chris Knight posted:there will come software rains Now all I can think of is Syndicate Wars' Satellite Rain. A preview of our future with Starlink: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fySDXRiyEg0
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gschmidl posted:Now all I can think of is Syndicate Wars' Satellite Rain. A preview of our future with Starlink: I didn't realise that's where the name of this came from 
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yeah satellite reign rules
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jre posted:I didn't realise that's where the name of this came from Some of the same people worked on it, as far as I know.
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gschmidl posted:Some of the same people worked on it, as far as I know. ooh, thanks for that info
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Improbable Lobster posted:satellite reign rules
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Improbable Lobster posted:yeah satellite reign rules same thinking about reinstalling and doing a playthrough where i don’t immediately equip everyone with silenced sniper rifles and murder everything from the rooftops before strolling to the objective unopposed
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Crazy Achmed posted:same I could never get snipping to work for me
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