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Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/1212946913462571009?s=21

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Ugh, what a Michael Ian Hack

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



christmas boots posted:

Ugh, what a Michael Ian Hack


https://twitter.com/mhack/status/1213207430630453249?s=20

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
apologies to the Hack family for my unprovoked smearing of their legacy

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

https://twitter.com/GeekasaurusRegi/status/1212976584379879425

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
already gone

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

It was this:

I've been thinking of learning how to curse as anti fascist praxis. This is as good a time as any.

— New Year, Same Depression (@GeekasaurusRegi) January 3, 2020

that was a response to this:

https://twitter.com/jamieleefinch/status/1212961971252932608

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

All the witches I know just do sex stuff and horoscopes, but it’s no fun because they make you do the horoscopes first.

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Feeling "something very bad approaching" is just the normal state of many people across the world these days.

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

I knew one of those in college and she used to get really annoyed when I'd stop and "sense something wrong" before loudly farting

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

Jollity Farm posted:

Feeling "something very bad approaching" is just the normal state of many people across the world these days.

"Spidey-sense but for global events" does sound like a much cooler way to say you have an anxiety disorder

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


https://twitter.com/jamieleefinch/status/1213096750766010368

"The Ethiopian famine killed 4 million people, but also Mario Bros. was released"

Is just :aaaaa:

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Jollity Farm posted:

Feeling "something very bad approaching" is just the normal state of many people across the world these days.

Minecraft Holmes posted:

"Spidey-sense but for global events" does sound like a much cooler way to say you have an anxiety disorder

How about "hypernormalization"

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

All the witches I know just do sex stuff and horoscopes, but it’s no fun because they make you do the horoscopes first.
Just tell me we’re not at a point where we’re supposed to take people who identify as “witches” seriously.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Hedenius posted:

Just tell me we’re not at a point where we’re supposed to take people who identify as “witches” seriously.

As long as they're not TERFs, witches are pretty chill.

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005
https://twitter.com/pavanvan/status/1213226347365117952

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.


https://twitter.com/jomgy/status/1213228420269821952

:wrong:

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



I'm pretty sure the billionaire cancelling machine has already been invented

:guillotine:

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010


I can only hear this as “last Christmas”

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Neeeext yeeeeaaar, to save my careeeeeer, we'll send troops to somewhere special

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Hedenius posted:

Just tell me we’re not at a point where we’re supposed to take people who identify as “witches” seriously.

Be careful, you'll anger the posters that read a blog post about Alan Moore, got incredibly high, and decided they were wizards. Laughing at this makes you a fedora atheist, apparently!

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Minecraft Holmes posted:

I knew one of those in college and she used to get really annoyed when I'd stop and "sense something wrong" before loudly farting

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Hedenius posted:

Just tell me we’re not at a point where we’re supposed to take people who identify as “witches” seriously.

lol if you take people seriously

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

got any sevens posted:

wheres the lie

"No see, when we hate Jews it's because they are part of an oppressive power structure and that's totally different from burning down the Jewish Quarter because that's where the money lenders live."

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Minecraft Holmes posted:

I knew one of those in college and she used to get really annoyed when I'd stop and "sense something wrong" before loudly farting

lmao

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



Always funny when these idiots are just one rhetorical step away from actually getting it.

But they never seem to make that step.

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
what


https://twitter.com/thesun/status/1213455759708688384?s=21

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008


The perfect troll headline...... glorious....

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

"Nazi Erwin Rommel"

Implying a non-Nazi Erwin Rommel

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit

YaketySass posted:

Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,

gently caress

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/im_PULSE/status/1213450206022438914?s=20

Opposing the assassination of Soleimani and subsequent war is racist

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/JPChemIndustry/status/1208745556173971462

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/BrakishDjordje/status/1209064445667766272

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/martin509984/status/1213223753628487680

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

I'm guessing this is supposed to be an ironic post

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MizPiz posted:

I'm guessing this is supposed to be an ironic post

they're an unironic neoliberal lmao

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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/Bros4America/status/1213656580471676929

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