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Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Bloop posted:

I'm still going to talk poo poo about Satan's Taint Ooze, yellow mustard.

maybe just use less of it

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Iron Crowned posted:

And what if we don't? How long do we have to complete the challenge? It's Monday, I don't want put that much effort into something I'm going to throw in the trash on a work night.

That is a good, fair question.

If you throw down the mayonnaise gauntlet in this thread, you have seven days from that post to complete the challenge. That's enough time to get your life in order, source ingredients, and find a recipe you like, should the one I provided not meet your standards.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


this would be a much more powerful gif if it told you what it was at the end, I missed that to begin with so I was nodding along, yep sausage, beef, onion, looks go- and then GIANT SPAGHETTI-STUFFED MEATBALL slayed me

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pastry of the Year posted:

That is a good, fair question.

If you throw down the mayonnaise gauntlet in this thread, you have seven days from that post to complete the challenge. That's enough time to get your life in order, source ingredients, and find a recipe you like, should the one I provided not meet your standards.

What's the punishment should one besmirch noble mayonaise without providing photographic evidence of "continue beating until stiff"?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

What's the punishment should one besmirch noble mayonaise without providing photographic evidence of "continue beating until stiff"?

Find out. You have seven days.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
The best thing with mayo is that it is so versatile you can literally flavor it how you like. It just an emulsion of oil with egg yolks and some vinegar.



Add some chili, or black pepper, or garlic, or tomato, or pineapple, or onions, or lemon, or even wasabi. Just be creative and make the best dipping sauce for fries you always dreamed of.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pastry of the Year posted:

Find out. You have seven days.

Ok hold on, clarify. Everyone has to post mayovidence in 7 days, or only people who poo poo talk mayonaise do?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Ok hold on, clarify. Everyone has to post mayovidence in 7 days, or only people who poo poo talk mayonaise do?

You now have seven days to make and post mayonnaise.

Anyone else who comes into this thread going "ew, mayonnaise" - which is a years-long recurring theme - gets their seven-day clock set from the time of their post.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pastry of the Year posted:

You now have seven days to make and post mayonnaise.

Anyone else who comes into this thread going "ew, mayonnaise" - which is a years-long recurring theme - gets their seven-day clock set from the time of their post.

Finally, with FYAD dead, the mod challenges return.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I look forward to seeing mayonnaise-haters purposefully conjuring the mayo of their nightmares.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Tashilicious posted:

Finally, with FYAD dead, the mod challenges return.

You're drat right they do. You have seven days.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pastry of the Year posted:

You're drat right they do. You have seven days.

But I've never posted "ew mayo"????

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Tashilicious posted:

But I've never posted "ew mayo"????

You're right.

You have ten days.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Pastry of the Year posted:

You now have seven days to make and post mayonnaise.

Anyone else who comes into this thread going "ew, mayonnaise" - which is a years-long recurring theme - gets their seven-day clock set from the time of their post.

:munch:

Dave Grool has a new favorite as of 01:52 on Jan 7, 2020

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pastry of the Year posted:

You're right.

You have ten days.

You will regret this

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I'm all for this new era of anti-food challenges

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

SANDWICH ANARCHIST: must make and present homemade mayo before January 13, 2020

TASHILICIOUS: must make and present homemade mayo before January 16, 2020

So it is written.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pastry of the Year posted:

You now have seven days to make and post mayonnaise.

Anyone else who comes into this thread going "ew, mayonnaise" - which is a years-long recurring theme - gets their seven-day clock set from the time of their post.







What, like it's hard?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

What, like it's hard?

THE GOLD STAR

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


I thought your egg had some sort of malformed chick abortion attached to it...








Turns out I was right. Down with mustard!

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pastry of the Year posted:

You now have seven days to make and post mayonnaise.

Anyone else who comes into this thread going "ew, mayonnaise" - which is a years-long recurring theme - gets their seven-day clock set from the time of their post.

What about the atrocity that is Miracle Whip?

I'll happily eat a potted meat and jarred mayo on white bread sandwich to prove my mayonnaise crew credits, but gently caress (figuratively) all things Miracle Whip.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Brute Hole Force posted:

What about the atrocity that is Miracle Whip?

I'll happily eat a potted meat and jarred mayo on white bread sandwich to prove my mayonnaise crew credits, but gently caress (figuratively) all things Miracle Whip.

No, dude, if you impugn mayonnaise then you have to make your own mayonnaise from scratch and then yell about it.

If you eat potted meat then you are like three sequels ahead of the snob-ruining game.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Sandwich Anarchist posted:







What, like it's hard?

Hell yeah, getting poo poo done!

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sandwich Anarchist posted:







What, like it's hard?

needs to be stiffer

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

LifeSunDeath posted:

Hell yeah, getting poo poo done!

And he's got a good title queued for it.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pastry of the Year posted:

And he's got a good title queued for it.

Huh?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


:evilbuddy:

(I'm waiting for an admin to put through your congrats)

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Great, now this thread is making its own, disgusting white ooze AFP.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Elviscat posted:

Great, now this thread is making its own, disgusting white ooze AFP.

Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 03:02 on Jan 7, 2020

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Elviscat posted:

Great, now this thread is making its own, disgusting white ooze AFP.

"Disgusting white ooze"? Surely, you don't mean mayonnaise! Why, if you did, you'd have seven days from now to make homemade mayo and post it here.

(NB : you did and you have to)

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

SANDWICH ANARCHIST: done

TASHILICIOUS: must make and present homemade mayo before January 16, 2020

ELVISCAT: must make and present homemade mayo before January 13, 2020

So it is written.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Pastry of the Year posted:

SANDWICH ANARCHIST: done

TASHILICIOUS: must make and present homemade mayo before January 16, 2020

ELVISCAT: must make and present homemade mayo before January 13, 2020

So it is written.

I've changed my mind. gently caress mayonnaise.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Admiral Joeslop posted:

I've changed my mind. gently caress mayonnaise.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Admiral Joeslop posted:

I've changed my mind. gently caress mayonnaise.

ADMIRAL JOESLOP : must make and present homemade mayo before January 13, 2020

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Holy poo poo, I just saw the mayo jar in the background.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Elviscat posted:

Holy poo poo, I just saw the mayo jar in the background.

I don't care what you saw. You have seven days to make mayonnaise from scratch.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Skyline is better, I will fight you on this. Gold Star is trash tier.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Yo Randaconda is gonna poo poo when he gets back in the thread lol

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