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The Galaxy of Adventure clips are legit good poo poo but the narrator spelling things out for the five year olds kills it.
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reignofevil posted:So when someone says they're gonna boop my snoot.... Then the patriarchy is behind it.
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Jan 7, 2020 01:51
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the mandalorian is the best new star wars. i was actually interested in it throughout
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Jan 7, 2020 01:57
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Can i have some gööp brøther?
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Arcsquad12 posted:The Galaxy of Adventure clips are legit good poo poo but the narrator spelling things out for the five year olds kills it. I disagree with the “good” part as they’re just strictly inferior of an experience to watching the movies themselves. Even as a 5 year old I’d have rather watched Star Wars than a small segment of Star Wars but done worse.
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I watched Broken Arrow for the first time last night and holy gently caress that movie is a parody of itself. So loving over the top and just outright silly, I adored it.
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Jan 7, 2020 02:19
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Cowcaster posted:i know our society/culture really does a number on women but i thought everyone on the planet regardless of gender knows that gwyneth paltrow's nonsense about cramming rocks up your snooch was loving idiotic, is there really a big enough demographic that netflix creating an entire series about it could possibly be profitable? or are they so incredibly deep in the red at this point that this is gwyneth paltrow paying them to essentially make advertisements for her? I think there's a decent number of people interested in watching Gwyneth Paltrow sticking various objects in her vagina to see which ones are magic
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Jan 7, 2020 02:24
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Jan 7, 2020 02:25
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Eastbound Spider posted:Can i have some gööp brøther? 
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Gripweed posted:I think there's a decent number of people interested in watching Gwyneth Paltrow sticking various objects in her vagina to see which ones are magic  Would.
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Jan 7, 2020 02:31
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In this time of darkness I'd remind all of our posters that several threads ago we swore a sacred oath to the mods to not do or say something. I don't remember what. But if speculating on what Gwyneth Paltrow is putting up her cooter isn't somehow in violation of that promise I'd be duly surprised!
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Jan 7, 2020 02:38
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Goop is haram
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Jan 7, 2020 02:41
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Now I gotta subscribe to Disney+ for a reason other than all the soft core Jenny videos.
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Jan 7, 2020 02:43
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Contents! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efskcq_mqv4
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revwinnebago posted:I see you too are a man of hamburgers. Rookie mistake, vampires actually fuckin' love burgers: 
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Jan 7, 2020 02:50
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Mike looks 5 years younger for some reason (~55). Rejuvenated by less bad Star Wars.
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Mike looks like I feel after drinking malt liquor, like my sweat smells like salty farts. Maybe it’s just my metabolism.
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Paladinus posted:Mike looks 5 years younger for some reason (~55). Rejuvenated by less bad Star Wars. Probably purchased that vampire repellent from Goop.
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Paladinus posted:Mike looks 5 years younger for some reason (~55). Rejuvenated by less bad Star Wars. mike's liver finally gave out but thanks to deepfake tech he can now appear on rlm videos from beyond the grave we all know he would approve
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General Dog posted:*opening scroll* Another woman has come forward with allegations of sexual misconduct against Yoda, bringing the Jedi Master’s list of accusers to 17.
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General Dog posted:I enjoyed Marriage Story, but I think the perfect viewing experience would be seeing it in the theaters, four rows in front of a surly Brooklyner who just keeps saying “DIS FUGGIN’ BITCH” over and over again. Pretty sure this was a Chapelle’s Show sketch. “Good blow, this is. Horny, it makes me.”
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Jan 7, 2020 03:48
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It's kind of pathetic how much mike wants to love star wars. Give him even the smallest crumbs of something that's not pure poo poo and you'll earn his effusive praise
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There are only seven stories Overcoming the Monster. Rags to Riches. The Quest. Voyage and Return. Rebirth. Comedy. Sad Milwaukee alcoholic gets more and more purple until he dies.
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PostNouveau posted:There are only seven stories To which one of these does 'masturbating with an R2D2 toy' belong?
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PostNouveau posted:There are only seven stories you are like a child 
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Paladinus posted:To which one of these does 'masturbating with an R2D2 toy' belong? The Quest, obviously, leading to Rebirth.
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Gripweed posted:you are like a child Lol I was thinking that was a table from some obscure indie rpg, then I saw the name Hodgman and realized that’s probably true.
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a crisp refreshing Moxie posted:Rookie mistake, vampires actually fuckin' love burgers: The boys have the VHS for the moopie that this is from.
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Mike Cinemasins-ing Mando and friend’s inability to blast through the sewer grate and not recognizing it as an intentional gag was a good bit
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Whorelord posted:The Namblalorian "You know why HE wants Baby Yoda." I never watched The Mandalorian and probably won't, but I enjoyed this content.
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LabyaMynora posted:"You know why HE wants Baby Yoda." It's pretty good. I'd say it's worth a watch.
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Jan 7, 2020 04:09
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The First Order funded the construction of Starkiller base 100% from Baby Yoda merchandising.
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Mandalorian is the best Star War since Return of the Jedi.
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PostNouveau posted:It's pretty good. I'd say it's worth a watch. I refuse to pay for Disney+ and I'm too drat old to start downloading torrents and hunting for  again.Also, I just don't care. *pulls out a Costco-sized bucket of Vaseline and starts up The Witcher series for the 4th time*
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LabyaMynora posted:I refuse to pay for Disney+ and I'm too drat old to start downloading torrents and hunting for Since I doubt this counts as :The DuckDuckGo search engine does not respond to DMCA takedown notices.
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PostNouveau posted:Since I doubt this counts as Congratulations rear end in a top hat, the  are on their way
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PostNouveau posted:I can believe a celebrity created a billion-dollar cosmestics/bullshit empire. It's a real product?! I thought it was a reference to... something else. What the gently caress is it
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