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oh, this is a fine mess!
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sorry, sorry!  oh god  i'm just going to go sit down, over there *motions to another continent* and try not to touch anything else ok? |
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Jan 7, 2020 03:52
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Hey what's this thread ab... oh no. Oh nooooo... you guys didn't...?
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Jan 7, 2020 03:56
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i think i found a tooth over here but it might be a corn?
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Jan 7, 2020 03:56
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quick, quick -- go to the shower drain and gather all the hair that you can manage! i have an idea. ---------------- |
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Jan 7, 2020 03:59
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ooh, i see where you're going - gonna grab the old hairbrush too, lots of hair there
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Jan 7, 2020 04:02
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This is not what it looks like.
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Jan 7, 2020 04:02
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wait, i can explain-- you see, we were rehearsing a play and, well--
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Jan 7, 2020 04:12
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Jan 7, 2020 04:13
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you may ask yourself how did I get here? and you may ask yourself how did his head come off? and you may find yourself sitting in the back of a police car! and you may ask yourself am i right? or am I wrong? |
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Jan 7, 2020 04:18
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Headless in Seattle
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Jan 7, 2020 04:20
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Frankly surprised at the amount of frozen peas everywhere |
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Jan 7, 2020 06:06
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Jan 7, 2020 06:17
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my lizard lost his tail but grew a new one, so maybe--?
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Jan 7, 2020 06:20
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We're never getting that deposit back.
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Jan 7, 2020 06:34
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and I'd do it again!
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Jan 7, 2020 06:34
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Wait! Nobody move until we've gathered and correctly labeled and organized everything! |
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Jan 7, 2020 08:33
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uhhhhh check please
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Jan 7, 2020 12:07
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i didn't do anything stop paging me
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Jan 7, 2020 12:13
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The bad news is, you lost a lot of blood. The good news is, we found most of it. |
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Jan 7, 2020 12:21
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:The bad news is, you lost a lot of blood. |
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Jan 7, 2020 13:30
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Made a roast yesterday, might have some for lunch
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Jan 7, 2020 13:42
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now he'll never be the head of a major corporation!
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Jan 7, 2020 13:54
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Stoner Sloth posted:now he'll never be the head of a major corporation! |
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Jan 7, 2020 14:29
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Stoner Sloth posted:now he'll never be the head of a major corporation!
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Jan 7, 2020 14:55
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:The bad news is, you lost a lot of blood. |
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Jan 7, 2020 17:08
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Heads are easy to come by. You want a head? I can get you a head, believe me. There are ways, Dude. I can get you a head by 3 o'clock this afternoon - with eye shadow. |
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Jan 7, 2020 17:31
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i didn't mean to, i'm sorry, all i wanted to do was post
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Jan 7, 2020 17:33
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Okay I called the cops. Before they get here- we were all just playing volleyball, right? And he went to spike the ball but hit the ceiling fan instead. Happens all the time. Everybody stick to the story and we will be okay. |
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Jan 7, 2020 18:02
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No not that blanket! That was my grandmas oh no no no use it now but my mom is going to kill me, she's going to ask where it is next time she's over and grandma's weighted blanket!
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Jan 7, 2020 18:19
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It was that or the map and we need the map to find the rest of him! |
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Jan 7, 2020 18:21
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Stoner Sloth posted:now he'll never be the head of a major corporation!
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Jan 7, 2020 20:04
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okay I found the carrot and the marinara sauce, now what am I looking for? A head? A head of cabbage, lettuce? Need more details I'm getting hungry and want to cook whatever this is where making in the bathtub, never cooked in a bathtub before but oh well.
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Jan 7, 2020 20:15
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Jan 7, 2020 20:19
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i think we need to go to plan B at this point
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Jan 7, 2020 20:40
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*dramatic camera swerve on 50 year old man in a gray business suit with his eyes closed, slowly opening them and lifting his head slightly." There is still time. Pass me the superglue. ---------------- |
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Jan 7, 2020 20:40
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Okay, next person in, we ask them to feel the removed sawblade with their ungloved hands, see if it feels bent to them. Then we put it back into the saw, and act like none of us know how to take it apart. ...this could work...
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EorayMel posted:*dramatic camera swerve on 50 year old man in a gray business suit with his eyes closed, slowly opening them and lifting his head slightly." [suavely] my name's winston wolf. I solve problems. I . . . *trails off, takes a long look at the scene* . . . just realized I have pressing business elsewhere. uh, good luck.
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i just got a call from the landlord and they’re going to come inspect in one hour
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